omfg drunk cop conversation

kinda long and i'm still drunk so it may not be gramatically correct

omfg. i just did some drunk burnouts with a pair of shit tires/rims on. went into a parking lot to change back to the regular tires. and a cop comes by around back of the building. i'm like fuck no. we're caught i'm lossing my licence (i've had many tickets). then we start talking about my car. and luckily the cop is a mustang fan (i have an 01 gt). so i have this drunk conversation with the cop about mustangs and the cops in florida with no2 on the f bodys. he then questioned why we were there. we said we had a flat since we were changing the tires. but all 6 of the tires were full of air. and he noticed this. but my buddy say we used the fix a flat to get some pressure in it. he really doesnt belive it and starts looking in my trunk and back seat (its a vert with top down). i drank all the alcohol so there was none in the car. but he never even asked for i.d. and i was like omfg i'm a lucky sob.

I'm drunk right now and I think you're a fucking idiot for driving drunk.

my friend drove on public roads. i drove when we were off in the industrial park

:shakehead I'd shoot myself before I drive my Fd drunk...

:shakehead I'd shoot myself before I drive my Fd drunk...

well, that wouldn't help, you'd just drive even worsre than being just drunk.

Edit* Kill myself before I drove my Fd drunk... Happy :p

As much as I want to tear into you for driving drunk (regardless of who drove where), instead I'm going to simply say that I hope you chose not to drink the next time you go out doing burnouts. Be smart with alcohol.

wow thats crazy, ive driven with alcohol in me but never drunk, you are one lucky sob.... :)

Be smart with alcohol.

Where I come from, those two words are mutually exclusive.

:shakehead I'd shoot myself before I drive my Fd drunk...

I'd shoot myself before I'd drive an fd :grinyes:

Edit* Kill myself before I drove my Fd drunk... Happy :p


Can I have it? :icon16:

You're a fucking idiot for driving drunk. I seriously hope the next time you do it that you get arrested, maybe then you'll realize what a dumbass you are.

I hope all these idiots that wish bad things on other people get all those bad things to happen to them so they realize humans sometimes make bad decisions, and in turn learn not to wish bad things upon people anymore.

anyways.. we all make bad decisions, and we usually get away with it once or twice before we get in any real trouble. I happen to think there is a reason for that. I won't call you an idiot. I've done stupid things too. Just be smart about it from now on. Drunken burnouts are a bad idea.

I'm drunk right now and I think you're a fucking idiot for driving drunk.
I concur.

Can I have it? :icon16:

I get that alot :grinno:

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d164/vinnym86/1stsayingwow.jpg


LOL++

You just went up 10 points in my book.

Im confused...you're bragging about lying to a cop, drunk, after driving???

dude, i should beat you on principal.

kinda long and i'm still drunk so it may not be gramatically correct

we said we had a flat since we were changing the tires. but all 6 of the tires were full of air.

Am I the only one who caught this gramatical error? You must be EXTREMLY drunk, or have one fucked up mustang....:screwy:

Am I the only one who caught this gramatical error? You must be EXTREMLY drunk, or have one fucked up mustang....:screwy:

Mustang with duallies?

He does sound like a bit of a hick...

People do make mistakes. I lost two friends that were drunk behind the wheel. Thats not one that should be made.

Making a mistake is ordering white wine when you should've got a red.

Or putting diesel in a petrol car.

When it's completely illegal and highly dangerous to drive drunk, and countless people have died from it, and you still do it, then it's not a mistake, you're just a fucking idiot.

Am I the only one who caught this gramatical error? You must be EXTREMLY drunk, or have one fucked up mustang....:screwy:

4 tyres for driving, 2 you swap onto the rear for burnouts.

4 + 2 = 6

amazing...

^yeah, thst what i kinda firgured. i had a friend that carried tires for drifting. well, someone else would carry them in their car but w/e

Wow, why don't you just do donuts sober? Are you an idiot? I have no sympathy for you what so ever. What a winner.

-Chris

closed :smile:.