Australian culture..........
taranaki
08-07-2002, 01:09 AM
A bit of an oxymoron,but here is an insight into the Great Aussie Lifestyle .........
AEROPLANE BLONDE
One who has bleached or dyed her hair but still has a 'black
box'.
AUSSIE KISS
Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under.
BADLY PACKED KEBAB
A vulgar (but still excellent) term for the female genitalia
BEER COAT
The invisible, but warm coat worn when walking home after a booze
cruise at 3 in the morning.
BEER COMPASS
The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after a
booze cruise, even though you're too pissed to remember where you live,
how you got there, and where you've come from.
BEER SCOOTER
The ability to get home after a night out on the booze and not
remember it i.e. "I don't even remember getting home last night, I must
have
caught the beer scooter".
BOBFOC
Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch.
BRITNEY SPEARS
Modern slang for 'beers', e.g. "Couple of Britneys please,
Doreen".
BRUCE LEE
Erect nipple (as in, a hard Nip).
BUDGIE'S TONGUE or SMALL MAN IN A BOAT, or TONGUE PUNCHBAG
The female erection.
BUNNY-BOILER
An unhinged and overly possessive woman. From the rabbit boiling
scene in the film "Fatal Attraction", e.g. " I don't like the look of that
aeroplane blonde - could be a bunny boiler".
DOUBLE BASS
A sexual position in which the man enters the woman from behind,
and then fiddles with the woman's nipples with one hand and her Budgie's
tongue with the other. The position is similar to that used when playing
the double bass instrument, but the sound produced is slightly different.
DRINK-LINK
A modern term for a cashpoint machine (ATM). Named so because it
is common to visit one before going out on the booze.
ETCH-A-SKETCH
Trying to draw a smile on a woman's face by twiddling both her
nipples simultaneously.
FLOGGING ON
Surfing the Internet for some left-handed websites.
FREE THE TADPOLES
Liberate the residents of the Wank Tanks.
FRIGMAROLE
Unnecessarily time-consuming foreplay.
GOING FOR A McSHIT
Entering a fast food restaurant with no intention of buying food,
you're just going to the bog. If challenged by a pimply staff member,
your declaration to them that you'll buy their food afterwards is
called a "McShit With Lies".
GREYHOUND
A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare.
HAND-TO-GLAND COMBAT
A vigorous masturbation session.
JOHNNY-NO-STARS
A young man of substandard intelligence, the typical adolescent who works
in a burger restaurant. The 'no stars' comes from the badges displaying
stars that staff at fast-food restaurants often wear to show
their level of training.
McSPLURRY
The type of bowel movement you experience after dining for a week
in fast food restaurants.
MILLENNIUM DOMES
The contents of a Wonderbra, i.e. extremely impressive when
viewed from the outside, but there's actually f***-all in there worth
seeing.
MONKEY BATH
A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go "Oo! Ool
Oo! Aa! Aa! Aa!".
MUMBLER
An attractive girl in tight shorts or jeans, etc i.e. you can see
the 'lips' moving but can't quite make out what they're saying.
MYSTERY BUS
The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while you're in
the toilet after your 10th pint, and whisks away all the unattractive
people
so the pub is suddenly packed with stunners when you come back in.
MYSTERY TAXI
The taxi that arrives at your place on Saturday morning before
you wake up, whisks away the stunner you slept with, and leaves a
10-pinter in your bed instead.
NBR (NO BEERS REQUIRED)
Someone that you'd chat up instantly in the pub. The opposite of
a 10-pinter.
PEARL HARBOUR
Cold (weather). An example of it would be - "It's a bit Pearl
Harbour out there!" Meaning - there's a nasty 'nip' in the air.
PICASSO ARSE
A woman whose knickers are too small for her, so she looks like
she's got 4 buttocks.
RAGMAN'S COAT
Untidy and unkempt pubic hair e.g. "That mumbler looks quite fit,
but I bet she's got a kebab like a ragmans coat!"
SALAD DODGER
An excellent phrase for an overweight person.
SKIN-CHIMNEY -
see BADLY PACKED KEBAB
SPERM WAIL or SPUPHEMISM
A verbal outburst during the male orgasm.
SWAMP-DONKEY
A deeply unattractive woman
TART FUEL or BITCH PISS
Bottled Alcopops, e.g Hooch, regularly consumed by young woman.
TEN-PINTER
Someone that you'd only chat up after drinking at least 10 pints.
TITANIC
A lady who goes down the first time out.
AEROPLANE BLONDE
One who has bleached or dyed her hair but still has a 'black
box'.
AUSSIE KISS
Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under.
BADLY PACKED KEBAB
A vulgar (but still excellent) term for the female genitalia
BEER COAT
The invisible, but warm coat worn when walking home after a booze
cruise at 3 in the morning.
BEER COMPASS
The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after a
booze cruise, even though you're too pissed to remember where you live,
how you got there, and where you've come from.
BEER SCOOTER
The ability to get home after a night out on the booze and not
remember it i.e. "I don't even remember getting home last night, I must
have
caught the beer scooter".
BOBFOC
Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch.
BRITNEY SPEARS
Modern slang for 'beers', e.g. "Couple of Britneys please,
Doreen".
BRUCE LEE
Erect nipple (as in, a hard Nip).
BUDGIE'S TONGUE or SMALL MAN IN A BOAT, or TONGUE PUNCHBAG
The female erection.
BUNNY-BOILER
An unhinged and overly possessive woman. From the rabbit boiling
scene in the film "Fatal Attraction", e.g. " I don't like the look of that
aeroplane blonde - could be a bunny boiler".
DOUBLE BASS
A sexual position in which the man enters the woman from behind,
and then fiddles with the woman's nipples with one hand and her Budgie's
tongue with the other. The position is similar to that used when playing
the double bass instrument, but the sound produced is slightly different.
DRINK-LINK
A modern term for a cashpoint machine (ATM). Named so because it
is common to visit one before going out on the booze.
ETCH-A-SKETCH
Trying to draw a smile on a woman's face by twiddling both her
nipples simultaneously.
FLOGGING ON
Surfing the Internet for some left-handed websites.
FREE THE TADPOLES
Liberate the residents of the Wank Tanks.
FRIGMAROLE
Unnecessarily time-consuming foreplay.
GOING FOR A McSHIT
Entering a fast food restaurant with no intention of buying food,
you're just going to the bog. If challenged by a pimply staff member,
your declaration to them that you'll buy their food afterwards is
called a "McShit With Lies".
GREYHOUND
A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare.
HAND-TO-GLAND COMBAT
A vigorous masturbation session.
JOHNNY-NO-STARS
A young man of substandard intelligence, the typical adolescent who works
in a burger restaurant. The 'no stars' comes from the badges displaying
stars that staff at fast-food restaurants often wear to show
their level of training.
McSPLURRY
The type of bowel movement you experience after dining for a week
in fast food restaurants.
MILLENNIUM DOMES
The contents of a Wonderbra, i.e. extremely impressive when
viewed from the outside, but there's actually f***-all in there worth
seeing.
MONKEY BATH
A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go "Oo! Ool
Oo! Aa! Aa! Aa!".
MUMBLER
An attractive girl in tight shorts or jeans, etc i.e. you can see
the 'lips' moving but can't quite make out what they're saying.
MYSTERY BUS
The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while you're in
the toilet after your 10th pint, and whisks away all the unattractive
people
so the pub is suddenly packed with stunners when you come back in.
MYSTERY TAXI
The taxi that arrives at your place on Saturday morning before
you wake up, whisks away the stunner you slept with, and leaves a
10-pinter in your bed instead.
NBR (NO BEERS REQUIRED)
Someone that you'd chat up instantly in the pub. The opposite of
a 10-pinter.
PEARL HARBOUR
Cold (weather). An example of it would be - "It's a bit Pearl
Harbour out there!" Meaning - there's a nasty 'nip' in the air.
PICASSO ARSE
A woman whose knickers are too small for her, so she looks like
she's got 4 buttocks.
RAGMAN'S COAT
Untidy and unkempt pubic hair e.g. "That mumbler looks quite fit,
but I bet she's got a kebab like a ragmans coat!"
SALAD DODGER
An excellent phrase for an overweight person.
SKIN-CHIMNEY -
see BADLY PACKED KEBAB
SPERM WAIL or SPUPHEMISM
A verbal outburst during the male orgasm.
SWAMP-DONKEY
A deeply unattractive woman
TART FUEL or BITCH PISS
Bottled Alcopops, e.g Hooch, regularly consumed by young woman.
TEN-PINTER
Someone that you'd only chat up after drinking at least 10 pints.
TITANIC
A lady who goes down the first time out.
Ssom
08-07-2002, 02:29 AM
Originally posted by taranaki
A bit of an oxymoron,but here is an insight into the Great Aussie Lifestyle .........
BOBFOC
Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch.
I won't tell if you won't :uhoh:
A bit of an oxymoron,but here is an insight into the Great Aussie Lifestyle .........
BOBFOC
Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch.
I won't tell if you won't :uhoh:
darkness
08-07-2002, 06:07 AM
ROFLMAO!!!!:hehehe: I'm laughing so hard I'm crying.
tazdev
08-07-2002, 06:27 AM
Originally posted by taranaki
ETCH-A-SKETCH
Trying to draw a smile on a woman's face by twiddling both her
nipples simultaneously.
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ETCH-A-SKETCH
Trying to draw a smile on a woman's face by twiddling both her
nipples simultaneously.
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YogsVR4
08-07-2002, 10:37 AM
Strange Aussie shit :D
Spec2 Girl
08-07-2002, 03:54 PM
I’m Australian and I’ve never heard any of them used. :finger: Still funny though! :hehehe: :D
ragt20
08-07-2002, 05:01 PM
good stuff there MR T :hehehe:....always thought the Aussies were a bit weird :lol2: :D
ci5ic
08-07-2002, 05:23 PM
I'm at work right now, and I was just laughing so hard I was crying... Someone actually asked me if I was OK hahaha! This one is getting saved and e-mailed for sure. LOL...
Damien
08-07-2002, 08:02 PM
Oh man!!! :lol2::lol2::lol2:
Those were hilarious.................poor spec2! :rolleyes: :silly2:
Those were hilarious.................poor spec2! :rolleyes: :silly2:
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