Real Men of Genius

If you listen to the radio, you've probably heard some of the Bud Light - "Real Men of Genius" salutes before. This is the link to all of them, there's a ton more that they don't put into radio rotation... or at least haven't yet.

http://diis.net/article.php?story=budlight

I can't even pick a favorite out of them... maybe Mr. Afraid to go in the ocean guy:sunglasse

haha that is awesome!! so far i think my favorite is "mr. way too proud of texas guy" i know a few guys who need to listen to that a'hem rally sport..xeven skylinex..:p

haha that is awesome!! so far i think my favorite is "mr. way too proud of texas guy" i know a few guys who need to listen to that a'hem rally sport..xeven skylinex..:p



Everything's bigger in Texas baby :smokin:

Everything's bigger in Texas baby :smokin:



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Everything's bigger in Texas baby :smokin:
Put down the magnifying glass...........now say it again?

You guys are perverted, all I was saying that Texas is bigger than any other state...besides Alaska, but who cares about them anyways?

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Besides, I'm way too proud of Texas for all your smaller, more sissier state's comments. (Listen to the sound clip)

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Besides, I'm way too proud of Texas for all your smaller, more sissier state's comments. (Listen to the sound clip)

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AMEN BRUDDA! :1:

Screw all you smaller state guys..

My favorite though is the "Hot dog eating contest contester" I love those radio commercials.

California has a bigger population.

Put that in your pipe and smoke it!

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you leave us "yankee wussies" alone...:uhoh:

Why do I see ~20 Texas plates a day here in Arkansas. If Texas is so great, why are all'a you rednecks tryin' to be hicks?!

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Why do I see ~20 Texas plates a day here in Arkansas. If Texas is so great, why are all'a you rednecks tryin' to be hicks?!

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We're secretly panning an invasion. The south will rise again!

Man I'm so hypocritical in this thread. I'm half black and here I am talking about the south rising again. I was even born in Arkansas, now I'm claiming Texas. I'm a confused person now, I should make an emo thread. Weeeeeeee..........

Because there's so much of Texas' Texans, we're overflowing into the neighboring states..

We're secretly panning an invasion. The south will rise again!

Man I'm so hypocritical in this thread. I'm half black and here I am talking about the south rising again. I was even born in Arkansas, now I'm claiming Texas. I'm a confused person now, I should make an emo thread. Weeeeeeee..........

:lol: Meh.. if your liscence plates say Texas, that should be good enough, dude.

Because there's so much of Texas' Texans, we're overflowing into the neighboring states..
Californians manage to stay put...........

Californians manage to stay put...........


Yea, they have it vise versa. Took me some will-power not to insert some racial jokes there.

I should make an emo thread. Weeeeeeee..........


Not unless you ask Jimsters permission first, that's his forum.. :p

Yea, they have it vise versa. Took me some will-power not to insert some racial jokes there.
Racial?! Lets not get racial. I grew up there, I can out-do you in racial comments.

i love the guy that sings in the background. he makes me laugh. :grinno:

i love the guy that sings in the background. he makes me laugh. :grinno:

:lol: Thats the best part of the commercial.. I love the more longer ones because the singer dude has to say it really quickly and its funny that he pulls it off.

Anyway, Texas is a nice state.. never really snows so dont have to worry alot about not driving because of some icey roads (Although this winter we did have one complete day where there were icey roads and every texas resident was freaking out 'not used to driving in these conditions') only real problem is being hot but this 2 weeks or so every night has been a nice cool 73ish degrees.. ahh sweet..

never really snows so dont have to worry alot about not driving because of some icey roads

Are you saying yall stop driving when the roads get icey? :lol:

:lol: Thats the best part of the commercial.. I love the more longer ones because the singer dude has to say it really quickly and its funny that he pulls it off.

Anyway, Texas is a nice state.. never really snows so dont have to worry alot about not driving because of some icey roads (Although this winter we did have one complete day where there were icey roads and every texas resident was freaking out 'not used to driving in these conditions') only real problem is being hot but this 2 weeks or so every night has been a nice cool 73ish degrees.. ahh sweet..
you texans..you talk all big but what pussies..come to wisconsin, we'll show you how to drive in the snow and ice ;)

We're secretly panning an invasion. The south will rise again!

Man I'm so hypocritical in this thread. I'm half black and here I am talking about the south rising again. I was even born in Arkansas, now I'm claiming Texas. I'm a confused person now, I should make an emo thread. Weeeeeeee..........Which at this moment a million Mexicans proudly scream out "Si" :lol: Since they are the real southerners that will rise up. :lol:

back on topic, funny clips.

TS out

Californians manage to stay put...........

Thank god ya'll aren't invading elsewhere.

(Although this winter we did have one complete day where there were icey roads and every texas resident was freaking out 'not used to driving in these conditions')



Ah man that day was so much fun. Better believe I was out there driving on purpose. Sliding all over the place, especially bridges.

But yea, Texas really is great, alot of different climates in just one state. You get the cold climate in Northern Texas, desert climate in West Texas, you get the beach setting (and mexicans) in South Texas. The only problem with Texas is the bi-polar cranky ass bitch that mother nature likes to be here. Damn that whore...

Are you saying yall stop driving when the roads get icey? :lol:

Obviously, no, but I was saying what this one guy said in the news.. even after they sprayed salt and sand everywhere in the city.

you texans..you talk all big but what pussies..come to wisconsin, we'll show you how to drive in the snow and ice ;)

Uhh.. jackass, alot of people were driving in the ice, but lets see you come down here and survive in the constantly hot 99+ degree weather and high humidity.. then we'll see whos the pussy and cant stay outside without any shade.

Ah man that day was so much fun. Better believe I was out there driving on purpose. Sliding all over the place, especially bridges.

But yea, Texas really is great, alot of different climates in just one state. You get the cold climate in Northern Texas, desert climate in West Texas, you get the beach setting (and mexicans) in South Texas. The only problem with Texas is the bi-polar cranky ass bitch that mother nature likes to be here. Damn that whore...

:lol: That day WAS really fun, I was out driving the whole day basicly, just sliding around in the Monte.. having fuuuuun.

thats the other thing I like about Texas, depending on where you live you get different things.. also please dont say stuff like Mexicans again.. I could say something about blacks.. alot of things actually and I dont. Thanks :)

Just saying there's alot of mexicans down there, doesn't mean anything bad. My girlfriend mexican so its not like I'm descriminating or anything. Also I'm pretty sure there's nothing about blacks you could say that I already haven't realized and/or don't like something about them myself.

Thank god ya'll aren't invading elsewhere.
Maybe you didn't notice, I don't live there. :screwy:

Just saying there's alot of mexicans down there, doesn't mean anything bad. My girlfriend mexican so its not like I'm descriminating or anything. Also I'm pretty sure there's nothing about blacks you could say that I already haven't realized and/or don't like something about them myself.
I was just makin' a joke about the racial comments thing. :licka:

Uhh.. jackass, alot of people were driving in the ice, but lets see you come down here and survive in the constantly hot 99+ degree weather and high humidity.. then we'll see whos the pussy and cant stay outside without any shade.
It's really not that hard. I do both. :rolleyes:

also please dont say stuff like Mexicans again.. I could say something about blacks.. alot of things actually and I dont. Thanks
Uhh, no one said anything derogatory. And threatening to comment back doesn't make you look much better than us joking around about it. :disappoin

I did not see anything derogatory either. So lets try to keep it that way. AF does not tolerate racism, no matter what group is being targeted but all I saw was mention of Mexicans and nothing negative associated with it.

Dizamn. I'm off AF for 12 hours and my thread about funny beer songs turns into race wars:shakehead Well I'm black and I love Mexico.

In the words of Martin Lawrence: Can't we all just get along?
Its a small world after all...:sunglasse
http://www.ics.uci.edu/~eppstein/pix/disneyland2/SmallWorld2-m.jpg

On topic, i think Ive decided my favorite is Mr Toilet Paper Refiller Guy:rofl: