Viagra's new name

In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.

Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

EDIT-Furgot mah peenk teckst!!

hahahahaha that was great :P

hahaha that was old...




















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Definitely in the realm of :repost: but still funny.

that was some seriously funny shit.

i swear i just heard this... ;)

Seriously a repost?! I'd never heard it before this morning, and I've been covering this forum fer 2 years. Oh well, still funny as shit.

Qute ..... Deja Vu, maybe? ;)

Seriously a repost?! I'd never heard it before this morning, and I've been covering this forum fer 2 years. Oh well, still funny as shit.

Qute ..... Deja Vu, maybe? ;)
psh deja vu..keep it up and i'll call you right back and say what i was saying before..:p

and idk how you never heard about this before..you're like the only one who missed it..:loser:

and idk how you never heard about this before..you're like the only one who missed it..:loser:

Dizamn. I missed it too 00accord44 = :loser: :frown:

Still funny as hell though. Ibepokin:lol:

psh deja vu..keep it up and i'll call you right back and say what i was saying before..:p

and idk how you never heard about this before..you're like the only one who missed it..:loser:
no no no no no :nono:

Yeah, I'm a loser. :loser: You just remember that next time your callerID pops up on my phone. I got a voicemail button. ;)

There's another name they have been thinking about... mydixadud.

:rofl: :lol2:

I also read somewhere that the primary active ingredient was fix-a-flat.

There's another name they have been thinking about... mydixadud.
I think you mean micoxaflopin

thats not even semi old. thats been out since viagra came out...

How come i never remeber any 'pre-posts' ? First time I heard, and it's great :P

How come i never remeber any 'pre-posts' ? First time I heard, and it's great :P
Yeah.......

I been here for two years and ain't seen it.

EDIT-Searched on "Viagara".
http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/2276/untitled5vb.th.jpg (http://img513.imageshack.us/my.php?image=untitled5vb.jpg)
So stfu.

http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=3779029&highlight=perky+boobs+huge+erections#post3779029

Post #11.

Toobad.. :D

Just cause it's been said before doesn't make it un-funny! :lol:

^True, but just shoving it into somebody's face that what they posted isnt the first time its been posted is just plain sweet.. much like revenge but on a different scale.

^True, but just shoving it into somebody's face that what they posted isnt the first time its been posted is just plain sweet.. much like revenge but on a different scale.

I don't see it as revenge...I see it as "asked, and answered".

Well fuck, I was searching on "Viagara."

Fucking drugs......

^hey! it's not pink!!!

^hey! it's not pink!!!
I don't know what you're talking about.:rolleyes: