Today's DVS funny.
DVSNCYNIKL
08-06-2002, 11:10 AM
Sister's Mouth
A nun is sitting with her Mother Superior chatting. "I used some
horrible language this week and feel absolutely terrible about it."
"When did you use this awful language?" asks the elder. "Well, I
was golfing and hit an incredible drive that looked like it was
going to go over 280 yards, but it struck a phone line that is
hanging over the fairway and fell straight down to the ground
after going only about 100 yards."
"Is that when you swore?"
"No, Mother," says the nun. "After that, a squirrel ran out of the
bushes and grabbed my ball in its mouth and began to run away."
"Is THAT when you swore?" asks the Mother Superior again.
"Well, no." says the nun. "You see, as the squirrel was running,
an eagle came down out of the sky, grabbed the squirrel in his
talons and began to fly away!! "
"Is THAT when you swore?" asks the amazed elder nun.
"No, not yet. As the eagle carried the squirrel away in its claws,
it flew near the green and the squirrel dropped my ball."
"Did you swear THEN?" asked Mother Superior, becoming impatient.
"No, because the ball fell on a big rock, bounced over the sand
trap, rolled onto the green, and stopped about six inches from the
hole."
The two nuns were silent for a moment.
Then Mother Superior sighed and said, "You missed the fucking
putt, didn't you?"
A nun is sitting with her Mother Superior chatting. "I used some
horrible language this week and feel absolutely terrible about it."
"When did you use this awful language?" asks the elder. "Well, I
was golfing and hit an incredible drive that looked like it was
going to go over 280 yards, but it struck a phone line that is
hanging over the fairway and fell straight down to the ground
after going only about 100 yards."
"Is that when you swore?"
"No, Mother," says the nun. "After that, a squirrel ran out of the
bushes and grabbed my ball in its mouth and began to run away."
"Is THAT when you swore?" asks the Mother Superior again.
"Well, no." says the nun. "You see, as the squirrel was running,
an eagle came down out of the sky, grabbed the squirrel in his
talons and began to fly away!! "
"Is THAT when you swore?" asks the amazed elder nun.
"No, not yet. As the eagle carried the squirrel away in its claws,
it flew near the green and the squirrel dropped my ball."
"Did you swear THEN?" asked Mother Superior, becoming impatient.
"No, because the ball fell on a big rock, bounced over the sand
trap, rolled onto the green, and stopped about six inches from the
hole."
The two nuns were silent for a moment.
Then Mother Superior sighed and said, "You missed the fucking
putt, didn't you?"
YogsVR4
08-06-2002, 11:26 AM
LOL!!!! :hehehe:
NSX-R-SSJ20K
08-06-2002, 11:35 AM
LOL great :bandit:
Damien
08-06-2002, 11:47 AM
LOL!!! That was great!!! :lol2::lol2::lol2:
ragt20
08-06-2002, 03:41 PM
:lol2: :lol2: :lol2: Great one that :D
have heard it b4 though :p still a brilliant one
have heard it b4 though :p still a brilliant one
Spec2 Girl
08-06-2002, 04:59 PM
A goodie! :hehehe: :D
taranaki
08-06-2002, 07:21 PM
:D :D :D :D nice....never saw the end coming!
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