How to fight a panda bear!

This was in a recent edition of Maxim magazine, I did not make it up! :o

Pandas are docile creatures that feed entirely on shoots and leaves, giving you a fighting chance. To keep the psychological advantage, first taunt the bear about its weight and lack of sexual prowess, then launch a pre-emptive attack consisting of repeated punches to the head. Concentrate your blows around the Panda’s eyes and the bruises won’t show. With any luck, the zookeeper will never even know you were in the cage.


If all that fails, you could try Midori and Caramello chocolate, it just might help! ;) :D :p

lol i love it i wanna try it but they got big claws!!:hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:

And the Good Lord sayeth......."Be ye kind unto the PANDA,for he is the protector of the Whale."

:bandit:

What am I to do about the chainsaw??? :condused: :D

Punches to the head??? Now I understand the Panda better! :p

Originally posted by taranaki
And the Good Lord sayeth......."Be ye kind unto the PANDA,for he is the protector of the Whale."

:bandit: Hence the Midori and the HUGE block of Caramello chocolate! :D :D :D

It's like my dad told me...

"Just remember... when you're in the forest, and a grizzly bear charges you, you don't have to out-run the bear. You just have to out-run the people you're with"

Thanks Dad.

:D I wonder what the panda has to say...