Memo from God.
darkness
08-05-2002, 08:18 PM
MEMO FROM GOD
To: YOU
Date: TODAY
From: THE BOSS
Subject: YOURSELF
Reference: LIFE
I am God. Today I will be handling all of your problems. Please
remember that I do not need your help.
If life happens to deliver a situation to you that you cannot handle, do not attempt to resolve it. Kindly put it in the SFGTD (something for God to do) box. All situations will be resolved, but in My time, not yours.
Once the matter is placed into the box, do not hold onto it by
worrying about it. Instead, focus on all the wonderful things that are present in your life now.
If you find yourself stuck in traffic; Don't despair. There are people
in this world for whom driving is an unheard of privilege.
Should you have a bad day at work; Think of the man who has been out of work for years.
Should you despair over a relationship gone bad; Think of the person who has never known what it's like to love and be loved in return.
Should you grieve the passing of another weekend; Think of the woman in dire straits, working twelve hours a day, seven days a week to feed her children.
Should your car break down, leaving you miles away from assistance, think of the paraplegic who would love the pportunity to take that walk.
Should you notice a new gray hair in the mirror; Think of the cancer patient in chemo who wishes she had hair to examine.
Should you find yourself at a loss and pondering what is life all
about, asking what is my purpose? Be thankful. There are those who didn't live long enough to get the opportunity.
Should you find yourself the victim of other people's bitterness,
ignorance, smallness or insecurities; Remember, things could be worse. You could be one of them!
When you think you have it bad, their is someone out their that wishes he or she had it as good as you do.
Be nice to everyone, because everybody is wrestling with their own personal "giants".
FORGIVE AND FORGET. A grudge is like a termite in your soul.
Remember life is very short. The next life is very, very, very, very,
very, very, very, very, LONG. Somtimes our "big" problems are actually small ones.
To: YOU
Date: TODAY
From: THE BOSS
Subject: YOURSELF
Reference: LIFE
I am God. Today I will be handling all of your problems. Please
remember that I do not need your help.
If life happens to deliver a situation to you that you cannot handle, do not attempt to resolve it. Kindly put it in the SFGTD (something for God to do) box. All situations will be resolved, but in My time, not yours.
Once the matter is placed into the box, do not hold onto it by
worrying about it. Instead, focus on all the wonderful things that are present in your life now.
If you find yourself stuck in traffic; Don't despair. There are people
in this world for whom driving is an unheard of privilege.
Should you have a bad day at work; Think of the man who has been out of work for years.
Should you despair over a relationship gone bad; Think of the person who has never known what it's like to love and be loved in return.
Should you grieve the passing of another weekend; Think of the woman in dire straits, working twelve hours a day, seven days a week to feed her children.
Should your car break down, leaving you miles away from assistance, think of the paraplegic who would love the pportunity to take that walk.
Should you notice a new gray hair in the mirror; Think of the cancer patient in chemo who wishes she had hair to examine.
Should you find yourself at a loss and pondering what is life all
about, asking what is my purpose? Be thankful. There are those who didn't live long enough to get the opportunity.
Should you find yourself the victim of other people's bitterness,
ignorance, smallness or insecurities; Remember, things could be worse. You could be one of them!
When you think you have it bad, their is someone out their that wishes he or she had it as good as you do.
Be nice to everyone, because everybody is wrestling with their own personal "giants".
FORGIVE AND FORGET. A grudge is like a termite in your soul.
Remember life is very short. The next life is very, very, very, very,
very, very, very, very, LONG. Somtimes our "big" problems are actually small ones.
Damien
08-05-2002, 08:39 PM
You should probably post this in that "Is suicide a crime" thread in philosophizing! It's good though Darkness! I get these in my e-mail all the time......maybe posting it will actually make people read it!
NSX-R-SSJ20K
08-05-2002, 09:40 PM
yea i did altho i didn't laugh i am now depressed cuz i am out of work ! !
Ssom
08-07-2002, 04:49 AM
Could I be god????? :D :angel:
taranaki
08-07-2002, 05:44 AM
Originally posted by Moss1O6GTi
Could I be god????? :D :angel:
well maybe if we rearrange the letters a bit....you could be a dog....besides..Igor is the AF God!:D
Could I be god????? :D :angel:
well maybe if we rearrange the letters a bit....you could be a dog....besides..Igor is the AF God!:D
Ssom
08-07-2002, 05:55 AM
Originally posted by taranaki
well maybe if we rearrange the letters a bit....you could be a dog....besides..Igor is the AF God!:D
Anyone who contributes some $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ towards a new server will most certainly be the new AF God :D :D :D
Wuff wuff............gggggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr ..................
well maybe if we rearrange the letters a bit....you could be a dog....besides..Igor is the AF God!:D
Anyone who contributes some $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ towards a new server will most certainly be the new AF God :D :D :D
Wuff wuff............gggggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr ..................
Damien
08-07-2002, 02:41 PM
Originally posted by Moss1O6GTi
Anyone who contributes some $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ towards a new server will most certainly be the new AF God :D :D :D
Wuff wuff............gggggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr ..................
*Pats Moss*[Babytalk]And how can one do that little doggy???[Babytalk]
Seriously though, how can one put some money???
Anyone who contributes some $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ towards a new server will most certainly be the new AF God :D :D :D
Wuff wuff............gggggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr ..................
*Pats Moss*[Babytalk]And how can one do that little doggy???[Babytalk]
Seriously though, how can one put some money???
Ssom
08-08-2002, 04:18 AM
Originally posted by Damien
*Pats Moss*[Babytalk]And how can one do that little doggy???[Babytalk]
Seriously though, how can one put some money???
ggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr [Dog talk] RUN BITCH RUUUUNNNN[/Dog talk]
Although Igor has a paypal account, ask one of the veteran members they caould lead you on from there :finger: :finger: :finger:
*Pats Moss*[Babytalk]And how can one do that little doggy???[Babytalk]
Seriously though, how can one put some money???
ggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr [Dog talk] RUN BITCH RUUUUNNNN[/Dog talk]
Although Igor has a paypal account, ask one of the veteran members they caould lead you on from there :finger: :finger: :finger:
DVSNCYNIKL
08-08-2002, 10:22 AM
Originally posted by Moss1O6GTi
Could I be god????? :D :angel:
I am your GOD!!!:devil: :devil:
:D :D j/k
not.:D
Could I be god????? :D :angel:
I am your GOD!!!:devil: :devil:
:D :D j/k
not.:D
YogsVR4
08-08-2002, 12:53 PM
Originally posted by DVSNCYNIKL
I am your GOD!!!:devil: :devil:
:D :D j/k
not.:D
SHIT! We're buggered now! :finger:
I am your GOD!!!:devil: :devil:
:D :D j/k
not.:D
SHIT! We're buggered now! :finger:
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