What would win(how would it place)

If the following cars were to race, what is your predicted outcome. Actually these car cars will be racing on Friday!!!

96 Ford Probe GT 5sp
92 Honda Civic DX 4 door 5sp (Muffler)
98 Saturn SC2 5sp
95 Dodge Neon SOHC coupe 5sp(PS/AC removed, hot cam)
89 Honda CRX DX 5sp(no exhaust)
99 Honda Civic EX coupe 5sp
89 Honda Accord LXi hatch 5sp (B16A swap, 2400 lbs)lighter than 99 Si
01 Plymouth Neon 5sp(Iceman, exhaust)
97 Chevy Cavalier coupe 5sp
92 Acura Integra LS 5sp

Me and some guys will be blocking off this back road late Friday night, and these are the cars taking part in the races. How do you place the cars. Furthermore if all cars were to race simultaneously, poll which one is your favorite to win.

WILL NOT LET ME POST A POLL, SHIT!

i hate to say it....but the '95 neon...even if it was stock.....would whip some ass.....

Originally posted by jimmyfunk
i hate to say it....but the '95 neon...even if it was stock.....would whip some ass.....

except for maybe the hybrid accord......but this is all generally speaking...every car and every driver is different

the 89 accord with the b16 ! i used to have one of those cars and there pretty quick stock

a out of dated b16a won't beat a newer b16a. speaking in terms of 1/4 since the new one rev faster. the car that will win is the Probe, since you said it's GT, meaning it's powered by a turbo engine which is the same engine in my sis MX-6 which i'm gladly to say can whoop a b16a civic and the integ GSR.

all of those cars suck in my opinion. that '01 plymouth neon has to be a dodge, since plymouth hasnt made anything in a while. if i had to pick i would say the probe should win since its the only car in that list made to go slightly faster than all the other. if you guys really are planning to close a street and do this, i would expect about 1/4 of those slow races to get done before cops show up, if they are half-way competent. good luck.