Random Time Wasting Device

http://www.thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi


"Only a Fool Breaks the Blowjob."

"You Need A Hemoraging Ulcer."

"Sperm Really Satisfies."

"AF Prevents That Sinking Feeling."

"Burn Victims with the Less Fattening Centres."

"Two Hours of Monkey Porn in Just Two Calories."

"I'm Not Gonna Pay A Lot For This Vibrating."

"A Smooth-Running Colonoscopy is a Relaxing Experience."

"Mama's got the Magic of Crack."

"You'll Look a Little Lovelier Each Day with Fabulous Pink Vagina."

"The Home of Spermacidal Lube."

"Get Serious. Get Hormonal Rage."

"I Wish I Were a PMS Weiner."

6/10

uh.....lame...

"Never Knowingly Apathy."

Yeah, cos THAT makes sense!

As someone once said, you fail at teh funny.

uh.....lame...

"You Need A VinnyM86"

Well excuse the **** out of me.

Try putting something like "vagina" or "better corpse humping" in the box, that usually seems to score something good.

Yeah.. not funny. :thumbsdow

http://www.abbottfamilymusic.com/luke/lameometer/images/lameometer5.gif

scores a 5 on the lame-o-meter

Tweakers Not Included

funny stuff