Drunk Dialing

So whats the most ridiculous/embarassing/idiotic thing youve said during a drunk dial? Or even worse... during a drunk dial message (which is undoubtedly listened to over and over and over:frown: )

Well I'm unfortunately a pro at drunk dialing, with over 6 years of quality dialing on my resume. One of my worst went a lil something like this:

btw this is after I tried calling my gf for two days and she never picked up, so naturally I got drunk and wallowed in self-pity:disappoin

*slurred of course
Hey babe... if you're there pick up... oh... okay(Whose voicemail plays out loud as its being recorded). I's just trying to wanted to know why you don't wanna answer. I called the phone and youre not answering it when I call it but you answer it when everybody else calls it (I of course had no proof of this) And I called you yesterday but you still didn't answer your phone. Is it cuz I went to work and didnt say bye? I hope its not cuz I had meant to say bye but I forgot. Is that it? I was in a rush in the morning and I got home later... I mean...is that it? Then I called you and you didnt answer. I was gonna come by your house but I know youre mad at me. Well... sorry... are you still mad? I'm gonna keep my phone on so I can call you later... maybe you wanna answer... its cool... I'm okay though... ridiculously long silence ... I'm cool... its cool... presses number key on accident then hangs up

Turns out she left her phone in my house... soon after I left her there when I went to work and didn't say bye (she was asleep when I left btw so of course I didnt say bye:rolleyes: ) In my drunkeness and general idiocy I didn't hear the phone vibrating in my living room. She got a good laugh out of it when she got her phone back.

I used to drunk dial when i started drinking when i was youger, now i have plenty of self control

For some reason, I'd always drunk dial Suislide back in the day.




Couldn't really explain that one.

i got a drunk dial from a girl i've never meta state away and she said she wanted to sleep with me.

Yeah, I've had my share of drunk dials....I don't remember any of them though. I always thought the people were lying to me.

if you dont remeber it, it never happened. your friends are just messing with you.

drunk dialing is the worst. the most embarassing one i did was when i accidently (drunk)dialed my house and thought it was my girlfriend. needless to say my parents didn't let me live it down for a couple of weeks. after that i either give my phone to someone of TRY and refrain from using it unless someone calls me or an emergency arises.

if you dont remeber it, it never happened. your friends are just messing with you.
My wife doesn't get pissed at me for no reason. I caught shit for that for months. I was in San Diego on business, and got plastered with my bosses. Yeah, she was pretty pissed when I called her in the morning.

I've never drunk dialed, but I've been drunk dialed many times. It's totally turned me off from the person, forever.

The worst one I ever received was from my ex, him slurring about how much he loved me but he didn't want me to be the only girl he was with so he was going to go have sex with another girl and see if it was better. I hung up before he got any further.

ive never drunk dialed but back when i used to party and rave i called my g/f up when i was on 10 hits of cid. she was very anti drug so that converstion kind of got us broke up

I've never drunk dialed, but I've been drunk dialed many times. It's totally turned me off from the person, forever.

The worst one I ever received was from my ex, him slurring about how much he loved me but he didn't want me to be the only girl he was with so he was going to go have sex with another girl and see if it was better. I hung up before he got any further.
Whoa, holy shit!

Yeah......good choice.

i dont think i've ever drunk dialed, been little over a year since i've had any alcohol.

i've had lots of them from friends usually asking if they can call a tow truck or if i can bring then some petrol, they then reveal they dont know where tay are of they're about 60 miles from me.

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ya, my last drunk dial was for someone to pick me up at the police station. my hummer got towed, my friend driving got a dui......sucked!! dont drive drunk....just call girls and tell em u want to give em a spiderman. its safer! well, unless the girl is crazy of coarse......

Well I've done it again... kinda. Last night I was texting my gf back and forth, so I had the phone in my hand and must've pressed my speed dial on accident because the next time I looked at my phone it says I was in a call with my Grandma!!! This had apparently been going on for 3 minutes and 18 seconds.:disappoin Keep in mind its about 2:30 am, 3:30 where she is. I get a call back after I hang up and she leaves a message... "You called me. Its 3:30. Goodbye."

I've never done an unintentional drunk dial before. And of all people to call, grandma had to be the first. I'm suspending my phone privelages for a month now.

i did sat, more like drunk texting tho....the girl ended up just gettin home from the bar and really drunk, more than me! i picked her up 5 mins later. drunk texting paid off!!

:cheers:
If only all drunken communications had such promising results

definately! the lucky part is i fell asleep immediately after i sent the text, and woke up when she responded. the phone was across my room on top of that....lol

My "Drunk-Dialed List" from Saturday night keeps growing.

Quteasabutten
my sister
my mom
my brother
my best friend
my other best friend
my landlord
and I just found out my mother in law

Damn.......I shouldn't drink so much.

woo-woo i was first! but you didn't even sound drunk so it was lame. maybe you were just warming up when you called me :p so i called muscletang. hehe now there was a fun 2 1/2 hour long drunk call!!

I was trashed. I've got practice sounding and acting sober. 3 strong Pina Coladas, some nasty watermelon smirnoff shit, some lemon liquer, and I don't know how many butternipples. I finished off the buttershots and carolyns, though.

Next time, I'll give you a fun call. I got some Belgium beer I gotta drink down and a lot of liquor that i don't need being wasted.

Jet-Lee, you officially have the worst taste in Alcohol in the whole of OT! Including all the girls.

Hang your head in shame, man.

:p:p:p

Jet-Lee, you officially have the worst taste in Alcohol in the whole of OT! Including all the girls.

Hang your head in shame, man.

:p:p:p


could he be...


:gay:

Hey, gotta make due with whats available. It wasn't my choice on what was provided.

Sorry, but when you post...

I was trashed. 3 strong Pina Coladas, some nasty watermelon smirnoff shit, some lemon liquer, and I don't know how many butternipples. I finished off the buttershots and carolyns, though.


in hot pink, suspicions will arise.

Sorry, but when you post...

in hot pink, suspicions will arise.
Blame Qute for the pink.

I need a drink, dammit.

Blame Qute for the pink.

I need a drink, dammit.
blame me?! YOU'RE the one that just haaaad to challenge me on the pink thing. i would've defended you saying that i heard you get the other phonecall from the girls telling you exactly what you could and couldn't bring to drink but nooo not after you USE me as your scapegoat :p

blame me?! YOU'RE the one that just haaaad to challenge me on the pink thing. i would've defended you saying that i heard you get the other phonecall from the girls telling you exactly what you could and couldn't bring to drink but nooo not after you USE me as your scapegoat :p
You'd still defend me and you know it, so quit trying to act all hard and get back on topic. You're tempting me to act like Chris, tomorrow morning. :nono: ;)

EDIT-PM me some numbers if you want a good drunk dial. I'm buyin' up some liquor tonight for this weekend and 4th/5th.

EDIT-PM me some numbers if you want a good drunk dial. I'm buyin' up some liquor tonight for this weekend and 4th/5th.

This has to be the AF equivalent to putting your number on a bathroom wall

Are you following me?

Like a shadow:uhoh:

i got a drunk dial from a girl i've never meta state away and she said she wanted to sleep with me.
I would have gottin my behind on the road just as fast as I could.

I would have gottin my behind on the road just as fast as I could.

Could be a bad move. I got a drunk dial from some girl in my city once. She was convinced that my number was somebody else's and that I stole their phone :rolleyes: Anyways I kept talkin to her, met up with her the next day and...


fat chick:disappoin

hahaha, fat chicks love the phone when u never seen em before..... one time i talked to this girl for hours, then low and behold, she weighed like 50 more lbs then me!
well, im glad to report that i was bombed lastnight and didnt drunk dial! i just said no....

Last person I called I was drunk at the moment then got 3 taco supremes the crunch wrap, a mexican pizza and 7 layer burrito and a MONSTER Mountain Dew Code Red from taco bell and was sober b/w the solid waste and taking a huge leak. I accidently called the wrong friend. Needless to say i got yelled at over the phone for driving(i was sober), and then lectured for about 2 1/2hrs the next day.

Last person I called I was drunk at the moment then got 3 taco supremes the crunch wrap, a mexican pizza and 7 layer burrito and a MONSTER Mountain Dew Code Red from taco bell and was sober b/w the solid waste and taking a huge leak. I accidently called the wrong friend. Needless to say i got yelled at over the phone for driving(i was sober), and then lectured for about 2 1/2hrs the next day.

Uhh, you wanna run that by us again cowboy?

:wtf:

:puke: why does alchohol and taco bell go together so well? im always there at 2:20 am.....lol