1.8t jetta vs 1.8t jetta
Gotian
06-20-2006, 01:47 AM
it's like a mirror match in the old school mortal combat games, except I used a cheat code and upped my boost to hold 17. I was going home from work and I see another blue jetta like mine next to me. A chick was driving it. I had my windows down and was playing my music pretty loud to relax from a long day. So in response to me she put up the volume as well. As we sat there waiting for the light to turn green I kept increasing my volume cause the song "pump it" from black eyed pea's was on and it was telling me to turn up my radio. So she did the same.
It got to the point where she just looked at me and nodded towars the light as it turned green. Needless to say I raped her....lol (I know that sounds bad and I'm definately setting myself up here:evillol: ). I put my music back down and continued on my way home.
It got to the point where she just looked at me and nodded towars the light as it turned green. Needless to say I raped her....lol (I know that sounds bad and I'm definately setting myself up here:evillol: ). I put my music back down and continued on my way home.
rice(er)
06-20-2006, 10:22 AM
hehe.....i see you doing your thang gotian, keep it up :thumbsup:
turtlecrxsi
06-20-2006, 10:26 AM
Nice "rape" and all, but it really is unsettling when people turn their music up at red lights...
TorchedStealth
06-20-2006, 10:56 AM
Nice kill. I bet she was wondering why you beat her so bad:lol:
jeepgclwj
06-20-2006, 11:58 AM
Another Kill for the Wingmen........:lol: :lol: :lol:
Why you pickin on the ladies Gotian....
I am talking to my g/f about her getting a new car and she seems to like the Jetta..I say to her go get a 2002 1.8t if your going to do it...I like what you have done to yours....nice kill
Why you pickin on the ladies Gotian....
I am talking to my g/f about her getting a new car and she seems to like the Jetta..I say to her go get a 2002 1.8t if your going to do it...I like what you have done to yours....nice kill
98BlackTransAm
06-20-2006, 02:11 PM
nice kill,, yeah the 1.8t jetta's are a lot better than the 1.8t jettas..just my :2cents: ,, and if you beat a girl in a race i dont think "rape" is politically correct :rofl:
209 SRT
06-20-2006, 02:31 PM
^^^ I would have to agree 1.8t jettas are deffinately faster than 1.8t jettas......as far as racing a girl....I dont know probably not my thang...
-The Stig-
06-20-2006, 02:51 PM
Cheating against a girl... what? No confidence in your abilities as a driver to beat her one on one?
I bet you were afraid she'd do a Chun Li and rapid kick your ass back to Atari 2000.
Although personally I would of busted out Contra codes and been all Up, Down, Up, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, A, B, A, B, Select, Start!!!
I bet you were afraid she'd do a Chun Li and rapid kick your ass back to Atari 2000.
Although personally I would of busted out Contra codes and been all Up, Down, Up, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, A, B, A, B, Select, Start!!!
209 SRT
06-20-2006, 02:55 PM
I love that code....but a pro could beat it with out it hehe....
94ToyoCam
06-20-2006, 04:41 PM
nice kill,, yeah the 1.8t jetta's are a lot better than the 1.8t jettas..just my :2cents:
^^^ I would have to agree 1.8t jettas are deffinately faster than 1.8t jettas
so basically a jetta is better than a jetta?
^^^ I would have to agree 1.8t jettas are deffinately faster than 1.8t jettas
so basically a jetta is better than a jetta?
Gotian
06-20-2006, 05:02 PM
man you guys are weirder than I am and thats pretty bad....
but as far as cheating against here, Hell yeah! I mean if she is man enough to let her ovaries drop down and race me like she did then hell yeah I would go all out on her, why not? It's all about equal right isnt it? I'm gonna treat her like every other racer.
but as far as cheating against here, Hell yeah! I mean if she is man enough to let her ovaries drop down and race me like she did then hell yeah I would go all out on her, why not? It's all about equal right isnt it? I'm gonna treat her like every other racer.
-The Stig-
06-20-2006, 05:18 PM
Yeah, but you beat a girl. It's like kissing your sister on the mouth, you just don't do that.
Although, you do live in Florida... :uhoh:
Although, you do live in Florida... :uhoh:
Gotian
06-20-2006, 06:00 PM
oh man you gotta come down here some time so I can show you some of these chicks. The other night were at a race meet and there was this low 11 sec EVO, without NOS. He was running on 110 octane that was supplied by the gas station we were at. He was challenged by an '02 White mustang GT. They went at it and the Stang won by a car length. When the stang came back with the evo, a 19 year old chick came out and we were all like "OOOOOOHHHHH!!" She was cute too. I looked at my friend who was next to me and was like "If I was in his shoes I wouldn't Mind losing "
Some of these racing chicks can be really hardcore though.
Some of these racing chicks can be really hardcore though.
Mr Wiggl3s
06-20-2006, 06:02 PM
Make you fell better that you can pick on girls? Huh big man?
Gotian
06-20-2006, 06:07 PM
Make you fell better that you can pick on girls? Huh big man?
hell no cause I know some girls that could hand me my ass if I ever got them at a light. Like that mustang chick.
hell no cause I know some girls that could hand me my ass if I ever got them at a light. Like that mustang chick.
209 SRT
06-20-2006, 06:09 PM
so basically a jetta is better than a jetta?
of course a jetta is better than a jetta...what else would it be...hehe
of course a jetta is better than a jetta...what else would it be...hehe
-The Stig-
06-20-2006, 06:09 PM
Lots of girls have rich parents. hehe
209 SRT
06-20-2006, 06:23 PM
rich parents good.....hot daughter even better....hehe
Musashi3000GT
06-20-2006, 06:30 PM
Why did you pop the switch on her though? cheater! :grinno:
Another Kill for the Wingmen........:lol: :lol: :lol:
Shut up you bastard :banghead:
see? why cant we be called "team chaos" or "team slaughterhouse" ?
Wingmen.....oooh watch out, your gonna get wingmened! god we sound like a buch of goodie goodies! I dont want to be a good guy, I want to be a Decepticon.
Another Kill for the Wingmen........:lol: :lol: :lol:
Shut up you bastard :banghead:
see? why cant we be called "team chaos" or "team slaughterhouse" ?
Wingmen.....oooh watch out, your gonna get wingmened! god we sound like a buch of goodie goodies! I dont want to be a good guy, I want to be a Decepticon.
98BlackTransAm
06-20-2006, 06:48 PM
oh man you gotta come down here some time so I can show you some of these chicks. The other night were at a race meet and there was this low 11 sec EVO, without NOS. He was running on 110 octane that was supplied by the gas station we were at. He was challenged by an '02 White mustang GT. They went at it and the Stang won by a car length. When the stang came back with the evo, a 19 year old chick came out and we were all like "OOOOOOHHHHH!!" She was cute too. I looked at my friend who was next to me and was like "If I was in his shoes I wouldn't Mind losing "
Some of these racing chicks can be really hardcore though.
there's a chick in chralotte with a 99 ta runnin low 12's i believe,, dunno if i could ever date a chick that's into racing tho..probly seem to much like one of the guys:dunno:
Some of these racing chicks can be really hardcore though.
there's a chick in chralotte with a 99 ta runnin low 12's i believe,, dunno if i could ever date a chick that's into racing tho..probly seem to much like one of the guys:dunno:
GForce957
06-20-2006, 06:58 PM
I dont want to be a good guy, I want to be a Decepticon.
:rofl:
:rofl:
Mad_Maxima
06-20-2006, 08:14 PM
I dont want to be a good guy, I want to be a Decepticon.
Transformers own, although Optimus Prime would slaughter you if you were a Decepticon.
Personally I'd wanna be this guy http://www.transformerland.com/image/transformers-alternators-swerve.jpg
Transformers own, although Optimus Prime would slaughter you if you were a Decepticon.
Personally I'd wanna be this guy http://www.transformerland.com/image/transformers-alternators-swerve.jpg
Musashi3000GT
06-20-2006, 08:39 PM
^He would have to catch me first! LS2 > Big ass Diesel Peterbuilt! :grinyes: ^
jeepgclwj
06-20-2006, 11:43 PM
there's a chick in chralotte with a 99 ta runnin low 12's i believe,, dunno if i could ever date a chick that's into racing tho..probly seem to much like one of the guys:dunno:
Charlotte girls are the best girls.....I know..:evillol:
Charlotte girls are the best girls.....I know..:evillol:
jeepgclwj
06-20-2006, 11:49 PM
[quote=Musashi3000GT]Why did you pop the switch on her though? cheater! :grinno:
Shut up you bastard :banghead:
"Team Chaos" has my vote....just giving you shit about "the wingmen"... but fo real...
Shut up you bastard :banghead:
"Team Chaos" has my vote....just giving you shit about "the wingmen"... but fo real...
Gotian
06-21-2006, 12:40 AM
personally I've liked wingmen and so have you musashi so stop pretending.
94ToyoCam
06-21-2006, 01:47 AM
of course a jetta is better than a jetta...what else would it be...hehe
:eek7: still too crazy for me to understand....
Wingmen.....oooh watch out, your gonna get wingmened!
:lol:
I dont want to be a good guy, I want to be a Decepticon.
Transformers own, although Optimus Prime would slaughter you if you were a Decepticon.
:cheers:
good job on the kill gotian
good bunch of ppl at these boards, that's why it's great to stay around
:eek7: still too crazy for me to understand....
Wingmen.....oooh watch out, your gonna get wingmened!
:lol:
I dont want to be a good guy, I want to be a Decepticon.
Transformers own, although Optimus Prime would slaughter you if you were a Decepticon.
:cheers:
good job on the kill gotian
good bunch of ppl at these boards, that's why it's great to stay around
Right_LiRrr
06-21-2006, 10:24 AM
:eek7: still too crazy for me to understand....
Hint: He's being sarcastic/mind fucking you:wink:
Hint: He's being sarcastic/mind fucking you:wink:
Chiquae07
06-21-2006, 11:19 AM
great....this thread makes me laugh. first gotian is bashed b/c he turned up the boost switch on a girl. now he is about the wingmen 'clique' and musashi is given up on him and he is tryin to keep him into it. and then right_lirrr's post is too funny....
Gotian
06-21-2006, 01:04 PM
actually I already had the switch up so I didnt technically turn it up, I just didnt put it down.
Mr Wiggl3s
06-21-2006, 01:34 PM
I dont want to be a good guy, I want to be a Decepticon.
Like the game?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v380/sobman15/kollectors-raiden.jpg
I can own you at that. As a matter of fact im already deception get a new name.
Like the game?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v380/sobman15/kollectors-raiden.jpg
I can own you at that. As a matter of fact im already deception get a new name.
Musashi3000GT
06-21-2006, 03:02 PM
Like the game?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v380/sobman15/kollectors-raiden.jpg
I can own you at that. As a matter of fact im already deception get a new name.
No mang! like for realz! I want my car to transform and shoot lasers and shit!
I'll like run a cartel of energon and kill little beotches for standing too close to my Goat! Id be like Goaticon......yeah that shit sounds madd evil yo. :evillol:
personally I've liked wingmen and so have you musashi so stop pretending.
Yeah but we'd be so much cooler if we where like "Team Anarchy", chicks would be all over us man!
think about it..........................srsly think about it!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v380/sobman15/kollectors-raiden.jpg
I can own you at that. As a matter of fact im already deception get a new name.
No mang! like for realz! I want my car to transform and shoot lasers and shit!
I'll like run a cartel of energon and kill little beotches for standing too close to my Goat! Id be like Goaticon......yeah that shit sounds madd evil yo. :evillol:
personally I've liked wingmen and so have you musashi so stop pretending.
Yeah but we'd be so much cooler if we where like "Team Anarchy", chicks would be all over us man!
think about it..........................srsly think about it!
CassiesMan
06-21-2006, 03:25 PM
Id be like Goaticon......yeah that shit sounds madd evil yo. :evillol:
I dunno. It sounds like a wierd anime convention if you ask me...one that involves Goats.
I dunno. It sounds like a wierd anime convention if you ask me...one that involves Goats.
209 SRT
06-21-2006, 03:37 PM
Hint: He's being sarcastic/mind fucking you:wink:
I wouldnt put it that harsh....I was simply molesting his brain....hehe
I wouldnt put it that harsh....I was simply molesting his brain....hehe
Mad_Maxima
06-21-2006, 05:43 PM
Any thread with with old school cartoons and Mortal Kombat in it get a 5 Star Rating from me.
But to keep it on track so it won't get locked, nice run Gotian, it's alright to race chicks every now and then. I remember this one time hanging with my buddy these two hot asian chicks in a prelude were merging onto the higway so we let them cut infront of me, they gave us a thank you look followed by a wanna race look and they slammed on the gas.
We let them stay up front for a while then just gassed it, caught up, then had to take our exit.
But to keep it on track so it won't get locked, nice run Gotian, it's alright to race chicks every now and then. I remember this one time hanging with my buddy these two hot asian chicks in a prelude were merging onto the higway so we let them cut infront of me, they gave us a thank you look followed by a wanna race look and they slammed on the gas.
We let them stay up front for a while then just gassed it, caught up, then had to take our exit.
98BlackTransAm
06-21-2006, 11:52 PM
Chiquae07
06-22-2006, 12:09 AM
lol..the good ol scorpion fatality. i remember that his was hold blk and push Up until it worked. kano's was back - low punch. sub zero was down left down diag, left and low punch. too bad i dont remember the rest. O blood cheat code for genesis = A,B,A,C,A,B,B
Mr Wiggl3s
06-22-2006, 12:17 AM
http://fp.enter.net/~jkool/images/MK/MK%20Gifs/mk2scorpionfatality.gif
AHHH TOASTY
Haha thats so bad, because just last week, me and some of my friends met up, and for no reason started playing mortal kombat, and some dude was making a big deal of doing his toasty.
Ontopic: Girls cant race
AHHH TOASTY
Haha thats so bad, because just last week, me and some of my friends met up, and for no reason started playing mortal kombat, and some dude was making a big deal of doing his toasty.
Ontopic: Girls cant race
98BlackTransAm
06-22-2006, 12:42 AM
mk3 was actually my specialty,, mastered smoke/cyrax/sektor haha..but yeah if the the girls of the MK series had fast cars i bet they wouldn't be able to drive them,, especcially if they all drove 1.8t jettas.
Right_LiRrr
06-22-2006, 04:25 AM
great....this thread makes me laugh. first gotian is bashed b/c he turned up the boost switch on a girl. now he is about the wingmen 'clique' and musashi is given up on him and he is tryin to keep him into it. and then right_lirrr's post is too funny....
A lot of good stuff happens on these forums
I wouldnt put it that harsh....I was simply molesting his brain....hehe
...I always knew you liked the fatties :licka:
A lot of good stuff happens on these forums
I wouldnt put it that harsh....I was simply molesting his brain....hehe
...I always knew you liked the fatties :licka:
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