things that'll make U feel smarter....
ragt20
08-02-2002, 06:53 PM
Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever," --Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.
"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the
world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff," --Mariah Carey
"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life," --Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign.
"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body,"
--Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.
"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country," --Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC.
"I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president," --Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of subpoenaed documents.
"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it," --A congressional candidate in Texas.
"I don't feel we did wrong in taking this great country away from them. There were great numbers of people who needed new land, and the Indians were selfishly trying to keep it for themselves." --John Wayne
"Half this game is ninety percent mental." --Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark
"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." --Al Gore, Vice President
"I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix." --Dan Quayle
It's no exaggeration to say that the undecideds could go one way or another"
--George Bush, US President
"We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?"
--Lee Iacocca
"I was provided with additional input that was radically different
from the truth. I assisted in furthering that version," --Colonel Oliver North, from his Iran-Contra testimony.
"The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy
like Norman Einstein," --Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback & sports analyst.
"We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types
of people." --Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instructor.
"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." --Bill Clinton, President
"We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur."
--Al Gore, VP
"Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas."
--Keppel Enderbery
"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we
received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may
reapply if there is a change in your circumstances." --Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina
"If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record."
--Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman
:huh: :huh:
Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever," --Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.
"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the
world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff," --Mariah Carey
"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life," --Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign.
"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body,"
--Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.
"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country," --Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC.
"I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president," --Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of subpoenaed documents.
"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it," --A congressional candidate in Texas.
"I don't feel we did wrong in taking this great country away from them. There were great numbers of people who needed new land, and the Indians were selfishly trying to keep it for themselves." --John Wayne
"Half this game is ninety percent mental." --Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark
"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." --Al Gore, Vice President
"I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix." --Dan Quayle
It's no exaggeration to say that the undecideds could go one way or another"
--George Bush, US President
"We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?"
--Lee Iacocca
"I was provided with additional input that was radically different
from the truth. I assisted in furthering that version," --Colonel Oliver North, from his Iran-Contra testimony.
"The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy
like Norman Einstein," --Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback & sports analyst.
"We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types
of people." --Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instructor.
"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." --Bill Clinton, President
"We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur."
--Al Gore, VP
"Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas."
--Keppel Enderbery
"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we
received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may
reapply if there is a change in your circumstances." --Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina
"If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record."
--Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman
:huh: :huh:
Damien
08-02-2002, 08:34 PM
Originally posted by Ragt20
Traditionally, most of New Zealand's's imports come from overseas."
One for the Kiwis!!! :silly2:
*Goes and hides as far away as possible!!! :uhoh:*
*Thinks* I already live on the opposite side of the Earth!!!:D*Thinks*
*Thinks* I need to hijack a space shuttle!!!:help:*Thinks*
Traditionally, most of New Zealand's's imports come from overseas."
One for the Kiwis!!! :silly2:
*Goes and hides as far away as possible!!! :uhoh:*
*Thinks* I already live on the opposite side of the Earth!!!:D*Thinks*
*Thinks* I need to hijack a space shuttle!!!:help:*Thinks*
tazdev
08-02-2002, 11:34 PM
Originally posted by ragt20
Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever," --Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.
makes good sence in a blonde kind of way.
Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever," --Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.
makes good sence in a blonde kind of way.
Gonthrax
08-03-2002, 12:20 AM
Originally posted by ragt20
"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body,"
--Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.
Well I should hope not! :hehehe:
"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body,"
--Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.
Well I should hope not! :hehehe:
Ssom
08-03-2002, 02:02 AM
Originally posted by Damien
One for the Kiwis!!! :silly2:
*Goes and hides as far away as possible!!! :uhoh:*
*Thinks* I already live on the opposite side of the Earth!!!:D*Thinks*
*Thinks* I need to hijack a space shuttle!!!:help:*Thinks*
Don't bother it's bloody true :mad: :mad: :mad:
*struggles to think of one thing made in NZ :bloated: *
One for the Kiwis!!! :silly2:
*Goes and hides as far away as possible!!! :uhoh:*
*Thinks* I already live on the opposite side of the Earth!!!:D*Thinks*
*Thinks* I need to hijack a space shuttle!!!:help:*Thinks*
Don't bother it's bloody true :mad: :mad: :mad:
*struggles to think of one thing made in NZ :bloated: *
taranaki
08-03-2002, 02:55 AM
Originally posted by Moss1O6GTi
*struggles to think of one thing made in NZ :bloated: *
Processed cheese!:ylsuper :ylsuper :ylsuper :ylsuper
:lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
*struggles to think of one thing made in NZ :bloated: *
Processed cheese!:ylsuper :ylsuper :ylsuper :ylsuper
:lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
tazdev
08-03-2002, 04:44 AM
Originally posted by taranaki
Processed cheese!:ylsuper :ylsuper :ylsuper :ylsuper
:lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
:apuke::apuke::apuke:
Simpson and Lawrence marine winches
Processed cheese!:ylsuper :ylsuper :ylsuper :ylsuper
:lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
:apuke::apuke::apuke:
Simpson and Lawrence marine winches
DaFoo
08-03-2002, 09:42 PM
Things that make me feel smarter:
"When you grab something with your feet and transfer it to your hand, doesn't it make you feel like a superior species? Like you could survive in the jungle for a couple of weeks..."
-George Carlin
"When you grab something with your feet and transfer it to your hand, doesn't it make you feel like a superior species? Like you could survive in the jungle for a couple of weeks..."
-George Carlin
snoopafellajv
08-04-2002, 02:54 AM
lmfao :silly2: :hehe: :evillaugh :silly: :toothless :lol2: :hehehe:
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