When you're dead.......

Moss brought up an interesting convo in Phlosophizing and it made me post something and I started to think what other poeple had in mind!

I want to be mummified when I die or lend my body to become a cyborg or something around that area if technology permits, but to my point! :D

When us AFer's die....what do you want done to your body??? :bloated:

I know most of us are young (under 30) but I was still wondering!

I want to be cremated and the ashes spread out in the Pacific Ocean where I spent so much of my time in my youth, so if family want to visit, they can from either Hawaii or California.

I want to be cremated - then there is zero chance of me becoming a zombie :D

I’d like to have my ashes spread on Poipu Beach

I'd like to be cremated and spread on Mount Taranaki.......but cut my dick off and cremate it seperately....and spread the ashes into my mother-in-law's breakfast cereal....The bitch can eat me.:flipa:

Originally posted by taranaki
I'd like to be crematedand sread on Mount Taranaki.......but cut my dick off and cremate it seperately....and spread the ashes into my mother-in-law's breakfast cereal....The bitch can eat me.:flipa:

Lol...

I think a regular old burial would be good enough... I wanna die in some sort of huge car crash/train wreck/plane explosion type thing... guess they cant cremate you if theres nothing left...

Dying of old age isnt for me... gotta go out with some sort of a bang :p

-Grendel

I want to be creamated, put into some sort of urn, and strapped into the drivers seat of my car. Then I want 'em to fire up the engine and run it off a really really big cliff really really fast.

Originally posted by YogsVR4
I want to be cremated - then there is zero chance of me becoming a zombie :D

I’d like to have my ashes spread on Poipu Beach

Well I'd donste to science...so I CAN become a zombie, come back to AF and continue my daily routine.....:finger:

Originally posted by Grendel
...gotta go out with some sort of a bang :p Funny you should mention that...
Originally posted by jay@af in After you die, what do you want? (http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?s=&threadid=20909)
I don't know if I want this for myself, but what if someone was cremated then mixed with pyrotechnics for a firework show at their funeral? That would be oddly cool... :)

Never though of that Jay!?! Sounds :cool:!

Now to think about it, like that thread that had........

"10 things really don't want to know about"

If I was cremated, I want my ashes spread into food or something and freak people out or something like that! It be funny to watch whereever I am! :silly2:

Larry Hagman (known as Major Nelson from I dream of Jeannie and JR from Dallas) wants to be cremated, spread on a wheat field, then have the wheat baked into a cake and served to his friends on the one-year anniversary of his death.

Originally posted by Grendel



Dying of old age isnt for me... gotta go out with some sort of a bang :p

-Grendel

Funny you mentioned that. Dick Dale the great surf guitarist also stated that he wanted to go out with a bang, like being exploded on stage while doing a live performance!

i want to be frozen and fixed or whatever they'll do when they thaw me out!

Originally posted by NSX-R-SSJ20K
i want to be ... fixed:eek:

If I got a real sweet ride, and I die, i'd probably tell everyone who wanted my ride to go to hell and get buried in it :devil:

I love fire so I would have to say Cremation

Originally posted by Chevrolet1986
If I got a real sweet ride, and I die, i'd probably tell everyone who wanted my ride to go to hell and get buried in it :devil:

Heh, my Dad said he wants to be burried in his Jeep when he dies :p

-Grendel

I always thought it would be funny if my coffin got dropped and my dead body rolled out. That would be friggin halarious. After that I don't care, I guess I would want to be like the guy off of 'Weekend at Bernie's'

Originally posted by 91HBSi
I always thought it would be funny if my coffin got dropped and my dead body rolled out.

so write it into your funeral plans....the late Benny Hill arranged to have his coffin chased aroud the churchyard by half a dozen lingerie-clad models - just like the final sketch on most of his shows....:silly2: :silly2:

Originally posted by NSX-R-SSJ20K
i want to be... fixed

Hmm...after looking at your avatar, this statement is hilarious.

I want to donate all possible organs to science or whatever, and then I'll have my legions of devoted followers build me a giant pyramid tomb loaded with treasure. Oh, and it should have a maze inside, and lots of traps. Of course I'll be haunting it. And if anyone gets far enough that they find the treasure, they'll find that it's _just_ too big to fit back out through the maze.

Originally posted by boingo82


Hmm...after looking at your avatar, this statement is hilarious.

I want to donate all possible organs to science or whatever, and then I'll have my legions of devoted followers build me a giant pyramid tomb loaded with treasure. Oh, and it should have a maze inside, and lots of traps. Of course I'll be haunting it. And if anyone gets far enough that they find the treasure, they'll find that it's _just_ too big to fit back out through the maze.

It's hard to tell online unless you use the smilie.....but is that sarcasm???

Originally posted by Damien


It's hard to tell online unless you use the smilie.....but is that sarcasm???

:confused: I don't know. It sounds like fun, though! :D Want to join my legions?

I want to go out with a big bang or go out like the guy in how high where he was put as fertilizer for weed!!! :bandit:

Oh! I thought you were joking me from my first post witch started the thread! :D

Well I have legions of my own, so the answer will be no! :p

I want to be cremated and have my ashes scattered into the sea from a clifftop on a beautiful warm sunny day.

I'm dead, at the moment I don't really care what happens to me. Bury me ,cremate me, whatever.