Look and laugh.
Polygon
08-02-2002, 12:52 AM
You guys and gals need to check out this site. It has some pictures of some of the most horribly done over cars on it. Tell me what you think.
http://www.riceboypage.com/
http://www.riceboypage.com/
PoisonFangs
08-02-2002, 02:01 AM
I laughed I cried, i shit my pants. Some of that stuff is damn funny.
YogsVR4
08-02-2002, 11:01 AM
Yeah - I've seen that site for a couple years now. I wish he had done some more recent updates.
Rein
08-02-2002, 06:39 PM
tahts some funny ass shit. found it about a year ago. love the yellow crx with the aluminum sideskirts or whatever.haha
Dinzdale40
08-04-2002, 09:16 PM
I love it. Especially the Saturn with SATURN pasted on the windshield backwards so after you waste him you will know that you just wasted a saturn.
JasonAccord98LX
08-04-2002, 10:44 PM
Originally posted by JuanPacoDelTaco
Dude, your Lebaron is a poster child for that website, you should send him your pics, he could start an all new section titled- POS car's that never went anywhere but the garages of high school girls and women over the age of 50.
WTF is your problem? You come in here and make fun of everyone else's cars, but you dont tell us what you are driving? And no, "All im going to say, is that what im driving will kill anything that any of you guys have!" is NOT an acceptable answer for that question.
Grow up, or get the fuck out of these boards. I am sick of your retarded, meaningless posts.:flipa:
Dude, your Lebaron is a poster child for that website, you should send him your pics, he could start an all new section titled- POS car's that never went anywhere but the garages of high school girls and women over the age of 50.
WTF is your problem? You come in here and make fun of everyone else's cars, but you dont tell us what you are driving? And no, "All im going to say, is that what im driving will kill anything that any of you guys have!" is NOT an acceptable answer for that question.
Grow up, or get the fuck out of these boards. I am sick of your retarded, meaningless posts.:flipa:
DeViL
08-04-2002, 10:53 PM
Yeah spic lets see some pics of your mexicanized Pinto.
Spec2 Girl
08-04-2002, 11:06 PM
Originally posted by JuanPacoDelTaco
Dude, your Lebaron is a poster child for that website, you should send him your pics, he could start an all new section titled- POS car's that never went anywhere but the garages of high school girls and women over the age of 50. What's ricey about his Lebaron??? :confused: I don't see any rice at all. I don't really think you know the true meaning of rice. :rolleyes:
Dude, your Lebaron is a poster child for that website, you should send him your pics, he could start an all new section titled- POS car's that never went anywhere but the garages of high school girls and women over the age of 50. What's ricey about his Lebaron??? :confused: I don't see any rice at all. I don't really think you know the true meaning of rice. :rolleyes:
Polygon
08-05-2002, 01:33 AM
Originally posted by JuanPacoDelTaco
I said it fits into the POS section, not rice. Maybe oneday when he gets his showgun ninja body kit like you he can fit into the rice section.
Maybe you can take your comments and stick them where the sun don't shine. Yeah, my car is a POS that has all original parts with 151,000 miles and could probably walk all over your cars ass all day long. Like Jason said, what is your car again? A pair of payless shoes? Grow up, though I doubt you will be here much longer flamer. :rolleyes:
I said it fits into the POS section, not rice. Maybe oneday when he gets his showgun ninja body kit like you he can fit into the rice section.
Maybe you can take your comments and stick them where the sun don't shine. Yeah, my car is a POS that has all original parts with 151,000 miles and could probably walk all over your cars ass all day long. Like Jason said, what is your car again? A pair of payless shoes? Grow up, though I doubt you will be here much longer flamer. :rolleyes:
NSX-R-SSJ20K
08-05-2002, 06:26 AM
man i hate that fucking Del Sol where ever it is with BMW Z3 decals that thing is sooooo GAY millenium special edition my arse
YogsVR4
08-05-2002, 11:18 AM
Great - now we have to deal with that Paco Del Asshole over here.
NSX-R-SSJ20K
08-05-2002, 11:28 AM
Originally posted by JuanPacoDelTaco
Uh- huh, "Fear the Lebaron!!!!" :D
TWAT
Uh- huh, "Fear the Lebaron!!!!" :D
TWAT
94svt5.0
08-05-2002, 12:14 PM
Ignore him and he will go away, Maybe if he was nice to people he could get a green card.
Melt
08-05-2002, 02:02 PM
ok, I dunno what JuanPacoDelTaco has been smoking, but judging by Polygon's sig, he knows how to mod a car, and his lebaron is by no means ricey.
Show us the pinto!!:flipa: :flipa:
Show us the pinto!!:flipa: :flipa:
Than3o3
08-05-2002, 03:23 PM
why do u guys call ugly cars ricey? do u have a problem with asians or something? i have seen a lot of ugly fixed up cars with white guys driving in it. most the asians over here have really nice cars with an engine swap and turbo. i also see them driving around in bmw's, nsx's, supras, s2000, and other cars, so could we call it something else like crappers or something?
NSX-R-SSJ20K
08-05-2002, 03:35 PM
Originally posted by Than3o3
why do u guys call ugly cars ricey? do u have a problem with asians or something? i have seen a lot of ugly fixed up cars with white guys driving in it. most the asians over here have really nice cars with an engine swap and turbo. i also see them driving around in bmw's, nsx's, supras, s2000, and other cars, so could we call it something else like crappers or something?
its too late some redneck inbread mutha fucka came up with RICE and now its stuck so o shit
it applies to completely gay stuff like del sols with BMW decals
why do u guys call ugly cars ricey? do u have a problem with asians or something? i have seen a lot of ugly fixed up cars with white guys driving in it. most the asians over here have really nice cars with an engine swap and turbo. i also see them driving around in bmw's, nsx's, supras, s2000, and other cars, so could we call it something else like crappers or something?
its too late some redneck inbread mutha fucka came up with RICE and now its stuck so o shit
it applies to completely gay stuff like del sols with BMW decals
Polygon
08-05-2002, 04:18 PM
Originally posted by Than3o3
why do u guys call ugly cars ricey? do u have a problem with asians or something? i have seen a lot of ugly fixed up cars with white guys driving in it. most the asians over here have really nice cars with an engine swap and turbo. i also see them driving around in bmw's, nsx's, supras, s2000, and other cars, so could we call it something else like crappers or something?
The point of that website is not to rag on Asians. He said that right on the front. His site has domestic rice as well. The point of that website is, if you are going to work your car over at least do it right. There is just no excuse for some of those cars. If you are so adamant about Asian cars then you should be offended by the horrible things that they have done to them.
why do u guys call ugly cars ricey? do u have a problem with asians or something? i have seen a lot of ugly fixed up cars with white guys driving in it. most the asians over here have really nice cars with an engine swap and turbo. i also see them driving around in bmw's, nsx's, supras, s2000, and other cars, so could we call it something else like crappers or something?
The point of that website is not to rag on Asians. He said that right on the front. His site has domestic rice as well. The point of that website is, if you are going to work your car over at least do it right. There is just no excuse for some of those cars. If you are so adamant about Asian cars then you should be offended by the horrible things that they have done to them.
NSX-R-SSJ20K
08-05-2002, 05:18 PM
Originally posted by Polygon
The point of that website is not to rag on Asians. He said that right on the front. His site has domestic rice as well. The point of that website is, if you are going to work your car over at least do it right. There is just no excuse for some of those cars. If you are so adamant about Asian cars then you should be offended by the horrible things that they have done to them.
i'd say freaking bmw decals and some of those stick on hub caps
Type R stickers
powered by CIVIC
and those exhaust tips (should be shot for i hate those no use whatsoever just an eye sore)
The point of that website is not to rag on Asians. He said that right on the front. His site has domestic rice as well. The point of that website is, if you are going to work your car over at least do it right. There is just no excuse for some of those cars. If you are so adamant about Asian cars then you should be offended by the horrible things that they have done to them.
i'd say freaking bmw decals and some of those stick on hub caps
Type R stickers
powered by CIVIC
and those exhaust tips (should be shot for i hate those no use whatsoever just an eye sore)
NISM066
08-06-2002, 11:36 AM
Bwahahahaha! Juan Paco's car WILL absolutely destroy all of your shit boxes!
YogsVR4
08-06-2002, 09:55 PM
Originally posted by NISM066
Bwahahahaha! Juan Paco's car WILL absolutely destroy all of your shit boxes!
Thanks for the update. It was a burning question we all needed an answer to. :rolleyes:
Bwahahahaha! Juan Paco's car WILL absolutely destroy all of your shit boxes!
Thanks for the update. It was a burning question we all needed an answer to. :rolleyes:
DeViL
08-07-2002, 01:36 AM
Matter of fact saw one of those false Type R Integra's today in Manassas.
Looked almost exactly like that one in Vol. 5 but it was white. I would of caught up to him for a challenge, but I had other things on my mind, like trying to find where Hooters was.
Looked almost exactly like that one in Vol. 5 but it was white. I would of caught up to him for a challenge, but I had other things on my mind, like trying to find where Hooters was.
JasonAccord98LX
08-07-2002, 02:22 PM
Originally posted by NISM066
Bwahahahaha! Juan Paco's car WILL absolutely destroy all of your shit boxes!
I believe I already covered this by saying that answer doesnt count.
Originally posted by JasonAccord98LX
WTF is your problem? You come in here and make fun of everyone else's cars, but you dont tell us what you are driving? And no, "All im going to say, is that what im driving will kill anything that any of you guys have!" is NOT an acceptable answer for that question.
If you are going to crap on other ppl's cars, at least tell us what you have. Or else we are all going to think that you are a loser.....oh wait, its too late for that. Sorry, my bad. :rolleyes:
Bwahahahaha! Juan Paco's car WILL absolutely destroy all of your shit boxes!
I believe I already covered this by saying that answer doesnt count.
Originally posted by JasonAccord98LX
WTF is your problem? You come in here and make fun of everyone else's cars, but you dont tell us what you are driving? And no, "All im going to say, is that what im driving will kill anything that any of you guys have!" is NOT an acceptable answer for that question.
If you are going to crap on other ppl's cars, at least tell us what you have. Or else we are all going to think that you are a loser.....oh wait, its too late for that. Sorry, my bad. :rolleyes:
slave
08-13-2002, 07:02 PM
I really dont think pacodelknobsweat drives a pinto, he needs something HUGE, something LONG to make up for his inadequacies! :flipa: :devil:
tynebeach
08-14-2002, 09:05 PM
sorry, but im trying to make sense of all of this, so what the hell's going on? :confused: everyone's like yelling random stuff abou tother people's car or something?
YOUNGSTER
08-22-2002, 01:23 AM
i find you guys racist. i found it offensive you talking about mexicans you think your any better than us because your skin is a different color i think that one guys post should be removed he said something about mexicans and called someone or something spics. thats wrong you remove that paco guys post and not the racist comments
cybercrx00
08-22-2002, 01:29 AM
boo freakin who, the world is not out to get your people, my people, or anyone elses. if you can't take a ittle racial clownin, go bury your head in the corner for the rest of your life
tynebeach
08-22-2002, 09:44 AM
hey man. he does have a point. That kinda crap is racist and just pisses people off, so why not just stop posting crap like that so there no comments?
thebobs
08-29-2002, 01:42 AM
why does this shit make me laugh so hard. A PINK FUCKING NEON..... LOL.
Prelewd
09-03-2002, 01:59 AM
Hey, if you guys liked that site, you should go check out www.beaterz.com (http://www.beaterz.com). It has some good stuff on there also.
As for the people bitching about racism.. Get over it. Nobody bitches when white people are called crackers. You can't play that card as an excuse anymore. Everyone knows we all bleed the same red blood.
The reason it's called rice is because the cars are made in a coutry where the predominant cash crop is rice, not because asians drive it.
On the same note, I've never seen a white person driving a mexicanized car or truck. Everyone knows what I mean by mexicanized.. the people that go from paycheck to paycheck buying shit out of a JC Whitney catalog and bolting it on their pickups. Other mods include the sidewalk scratchers, chrome/diagonal mudflaps, red or blue metallic flake paint, crushed velvet interior, and if they really have the money: the airbrushed pictures of jesus or their dog on the trunk lid. Nobody calls that shit beans...
Everyone needs to quit getting all up in arms about the racist shit when we are all on the same side. Take a joke for shit's sake. You can get mad when it actually affects you, like a cop pulling you over for being black.
P.C.:rocket:
Everyone is equal except the ones that try to hold you down..
As for the people bitching about racism.. Get over it. Nobody bitches when white people are called crackers. You can't play that card as an excuse anymore. Everyone knows we all bleed the same red blood.
The reason it's called rice is because the cars are made in a coutry where the predominant cash crop is rice, not because asians drive it.
On the same note, I've never seen a white person driving a mexicanized car or truck. Everyone knows what I mean by mexicanized.. the people that go from paycheck to paycheck buying shit out of a JC Whitney catalog and bolting it on their pickups. Other mods include the sidewalk scratchers, chrome/diagonal mudflaps, red or blue metallic flake paint, crushed velvet interior, and if they really have the money: the airbrushed pictures of jesus or their dog on the trunk lid. Nobody calls that shit beans...
Everyone needs to quit getting all up in arms about the racist shit when we are all on the same side. Take a joke for shit's sake. You can get mad when it actually affects you, like a cop pulling you over for being black.
P.C.:rocket:
Everyone is equal except the ones that try to hold you down..
cybercrx00
09-03-2002, 08:36 AM
How dare you make fun of beater Mexican trucks, I'll have you know I'm half hispanic, and so are Mexicans, so somewhere down the line I might be related to Mexicans, so I should be offended!!! Jerk off!!!
:D :D :D :D :D
:D :D :D :D :D
DeViL
09-03-2002, 10:30 AM
I'll never get over that one Civic with the enormous exhaust pipe. I don't get I mean something that huge, what are you thinking. Isn't that dangerous to people around you as well? Like a ton of pollution...or something I don't know its a big fucking mystery to me.
Melt
09-03-2002, 10:48 AM
Originally posted by DeViL
I'll never get over that one Civic with the enormous exhaust pipe. I don't get I mean something that huge, what are you thinking. Isn't that dangerous to people around you as well? Like a ton of pollution...or something I don't know its a big fucking mystery to me.
You mean this one?
http://www.beaterz.com/reviews/0300/p49_mega_pipe/mega_pipe_back_right.jpg
What I cant stand is that damn thing is the same year and color as my car, that guy is a disgrace.
Originally posted by prelewd
As for the people bitching about racism.. Get over it. Nobody bitches when white people are called crackers. You can't play that card as an excuse anymore. Everyone knows we all bleed the same red blood.
I agree
I'll never get over that one Civic with the enormous exhaust pipe. I don't get I mean something that huge, what are you thinking. Isn't that dangerous to people around you as well? Like a ton of pollution...or something I don't know its a big fucking mystery to me.
You mean this one?
http://www.beaterz.com/reviews/0300/p49_mega_pipe/mega_pipe_back_right.jpg
What I cant stand is that damn thing is the same year and color as my car, that guy is a disgrace.
Originally posted by prelewd
As for the people bitching about racism.. Get over it. Nobody bitches when white people are called crackers. You can't play that card as an excuse anymore. Everyone knows we all bleed the same red blood.
I agree
slave
09-03-2002, 04:32 PM
Originally posted by YOUNGSTER
i find you guys racist. i found it offensive you talking about mexicans you think your any better than us because your skin is a different color i think that one guys post should be removed he said something about mexicans and called someone or something spics. thats wrong you remove that paco guys post and not the racist comments
Since when is dickhead a race??? Nobodies hammering him for his race but for the fact he's a complete twat. I find it more offensive that some people wopuld be so low to blame it on racial tension. Unless you can prove me wrong. If he was an AUssie Im sure they'd hammer him for holdens etc.
i find you guys racist. i found it offensive you talking about mexicans you think your any better than us because your skin is a different color i think that one guys post should be removed he said something about mexicans and called someone or something spics. thats wrong you remove that paco guys post and not the racist comments
Since when is dickhead a race??? Nobodies hammering him for his race but for the fact he's a complete twat. I find it more offensive that some people wopuld be so low to blame it on racial tension. Unless you can prove me wrong. If he was an AUssie Im sure they'd hammer him for holdens etc.
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