An oldie............

One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Jack says to Mike behind
him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I better see a doctor."
"Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies.
"There's a diagnostic computer at the drugstore at the corner. Just give
it a
urine sample and the computer'll tell you what's wrong and what to do
about
it. It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars...a hell of a lot cheaper
than
a doctor."
So Jack deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to the
drugstore.
He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the
urine
sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds later,
the
computer ejects a printout:
You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy
activity. It will improve in two weeks.
That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Jack
began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap
water, a
stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and
masturbated into the mixture for good measure.
Jack hurries back to the drugstore, eager to check the results. He
deposits
ten dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results. The
computer
prints the following:
1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener.
2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo.
3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.
4. Your wife is pregnant...twin girls. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer.
5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get
better.

Very old one though curious.........STill has a bit left in it though :D :D

An oldie and recent post......within the month but it gave me another good laugh!:lol2::lol2::lol2: