Hang On!
YogsVR4
08-01-2002, 02:33 PM
One day, little Mikey comes home from kindergarten for lunch. Not finding his mother in the kitchen, or the living room, he heads upstairs to check her bedroom.
He opens the door, and what does he see, but his father, who had also come home for lunch, stripped naked, on top of his mother, also naked, heavily into the act of lovemaking.
Not wanting to traumatize the boy, the parents continue as if nothing
was wrong. Mikey watches, and after a couple of minutes asks, "Daddy,
can I climb on and have a horsy ride?" "Of course, Son, we're a family."
So Mikey climbs on and after a few more minutes his mother starts moaning and writhing wildly.
"Hang on Dad!" cries Mikey, "this is where me and the mailman usually fall off!"
or the alternate ending
"What are you doing Dad?" Mikey cries.
"We are making you a baby brother" Dad replies.
"Aw, Dad, turn her over: I rather have a puppy!"
He opens the door, and what does he see, but his father, who had also come home for lunch, stripped naked, on top of his mother, also naked, heavily into the act of lovemaking.
Not wanting to traumatize the boy, the parents continue as if nothing
was wrong. Mikey watches, and after a couple of minutes asks, "Daddy,
can I climb on and have a horsy ride?" "Of course, Son, we're a family."
So Mikey climbs on and after a few more minutes his mother starts moaning and writhing wildly.
"Hang on Dad!" cries Mikey, "this is where me and the mailman usually fall off!"
or the alternate ending
"What are you doing Dad?" Mikey cries.
"We are making you a baby brother" Dad replies.
"Aw, Dad, turn her over: I rather have a puppy!"
TerminalVelocity
08-01-2002, 04:03 PM
hahah....wait...ewwwww
ragt20
08-01-2002, 04:38 PM
eeewww, eeewwww,eeewwww, eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...
:hehehe:
:hehehe:
"Pandamonium"
08-01-2002, 04:46 PM
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The Panda feels sick!!!
The Panda feels sick!!!
Spec2 Girl
08-01-2002, 05:51 PM
All I can say is EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!
:uhoh: :apuke:
:uhoh: :apuke:
Damien
08-01-2002, 07:55 PM
That was just!!!!! :bloated: :apuke:
tazdev
08-02-2002, 12:26 AM
had heard the first one before but the alternate ending is a new one.
funny though:D
funny though:D
Ssom
08-02-2002, 01:17 AM
:apuke:
*Thinks about how wonderful life would have been had he not read this thread*
*Thinks about how wonderful life would have been had he not read this thread*
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