more hp

i just gotta 2000 eclipse 4-cyl and wanna know how i can get the most hp

hp who in the world needs HORSEPOWER?!

if you'd like many of your questions have been answered in the guides at the top of this forum.

Then if you have any more questions, i'm sure someone would be happy to help you.

I heard somewhere that you can bottle your own farts and then inject them into the intake like NOS...they say its like a 100 shot....lol

I heard somewhere that you can bottle your own farts and then inject them into the intake like NOS...they say its like a 100 shot....lol
i tried that once. thew a rod and snaped my crank. (very potent stuff !! BE CAREFUL !!)

I heard that if you eat baked bean and then fart in the bottle it give you more like a 250 shot

i tried that once. thew a rod and snaped my crank. (very potent stuff !! BE CAREFUL !!)

i blew the welds on my intake manifold doing that. that and the granny shifting and not double clutching may have destroyed my transmission when i was doing 160mph in my old GS eclipse...

:banghead:

160, wow!! I thought that with the GS and RS after you hit 88mph, the flux capacitor kicked in and some real crazy, out of this world shit happened. I guess that was with the 2g's and not the 3g's....too bad.

160, wow!! I thought that with the GS and RS after you hit 88mph, the flux capacitor kicked in and some real crazy, out of this world shit happened. I guess that was with the 2g's and not the 3g's....too bad.

no dude, when you have the wing i had, and nitrous, you know, two of the big ones so you can raise the speed you top out at...

you kno you are golden.

you don't watch many movies do you?

Oh man, I must have missed that in the Biblical movie "The Fast and Furious"...man I am missing out on what happens in the real world....lol

i just gotta 2000 eclipse 4-cyl and wanna know how i can get the most hp
Just put a shit-load of decals and buy some AEM and Greddy stickers and put them on your car. I heard that gives it about 100 hp or so.

Just put a shit-load of decals and buy some AEM and Greddy stickers and put them on your car. I heard that gives it about 100 hp or so.


That is too funny. I just an AEM sticker on my car and I could feel the power come on. I was gonna fart in tank for the explosion next.