The Blonde.

Jim was walking down the street one day when his buddy pulled up beside him in a brand-new Infiniti FX45.

Jim said "Hey Buddy, thats a sick set of wheels. Where did you get it?"

Buddy replied" I was coming out of the bar last night and this beautiful blonde drove up in this car and said 'Hey Buddy, hop in', so I did."

"She drove to a secluded spot off the Interstate, got out, took off her skirt and panties and said 'Buddy, you can have anything you like'".

"So I took the car"!

Jim replied "That's a real good choice there, those panties wouldn't have fitted you."

Good one! :lol:
btw Magic, did you ever find a Roadmaster yet?

shit, i would have taken the car too!

i dont care for skirts really. :greddy2:

nice....

I would have taken the car too, a brand new FX45 > than one girl.

Woooo! My mom has an FX...except...i really don't want to relate that to this joke...

i would've taken her skirt. panties if they had been clean. you can never have enough panties.

i would've taken her skirt. panties if they had been clean. you can never have enough panties.
Is that right.

Last time you mentioned panties here you were banned.

Is that right.

Last time you mentioned panties here you were banned.
in that case...i retract my statement. i move to take the car. and hell since i'm supergirl im taking the blonde with me too. i bet we'd get along great. what guy can resist two cute blondes in a nice car?

funny, I will have to pass that along

that was pretty good! Never heard a joke like that before.

:lol:

i'm taking the car.

and her...but without the panty. :lol: