The Nurse

A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months. Nurses were in her
room giving her a sponge bath. One of them was washing her private area
and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor when she
touched her.

They tried it again and sure enough there was definite movement. They
went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, "As crazy
as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her
out of the coma"

The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they'd close the
curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into his
wife's room.

After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart
rate.

The nurses run back into the room. "What happened!?" they cried.


The husband said, "I'm not sure! - I think maybe she choked."

good, but heard far too frequently.

:lol: that was pretty funny.

LOL :lol:

Oz style

very....romantic

It's been around about 30 years, but still funny. :)

hah not bad man

the corners of my mouth moved upward

lol...As far as I can remember...is this Oz's first?

:lol:

the corners of my mouth moved upward
lol! that mad me laugh harder

I like it. I should post that around the hospital I work at...lol