Someone please help dear god!!

This is killing me, i found the lyrics and the guy who sings them/or says them rather. But i can't find the song, i've searched every engine and i can not find this song, i heard it on the radio once. And now that i've found who it is and everything this is all i can find. Rhapsody, google, yahoo, aol, no search engine can find a clip or audio of this song, but i know i've heard it. It's one of the best rants i've ever heard, that's why i want to find the actual audio they turned this into. His name is Tony Calabrese.

http://tonysrants.blogspot.com/2005/04/intelligence-immigration-how-about-new.html

Was it something that the radio station came up with? Or is it an actual song?

I'm pretty sure it's an actual song.

Have you tried contacting the artist?