I wonder why

Why does the gynecologist/doctor leave the room when you get undressed?

If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?

Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, 'My name is Bob, and I am an alcoholic'?

Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?

If croutons are stale bread, why do they come in airtight packages?

Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries have a 'use by' date?

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp no-one would eat?

Is French kissing in France just called kissing?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out'?

What do people in China call their good plates?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Originally posted by YogsVR4
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
I can! :silly2: :D

Originally posted by YogsVR4
What do people in China call their good plates?

American plates? :hehe:

This thread has been done a thousand times! :rolleyes:

http://fets3.freetranslation.com:5081/?Language=English%2FSpanish&Url=www.bored.com&Sequence=core (http://)

This should finish it......It's under Bored.com then 'crazy thoughts' if the link ends weird :silly:

Originally posted by Damien
This thread has been done a thousand times! :rolleyes:

http://fets3.freetranslation.com:5081/?Language=English%2FSpanish&Url=www.bored.com&Sequence=core (http://)

This should finish it......It's under Bored.com then 'crazy thoughts' if the link ends weird :silly:

Hmmmm.... I could not find it a thousand times and the link was invalid.

Did you go to www.bored.com

After that, it's under crazy thoughts...I figured the link wouldn't work though...........my luck ya know :rolleyes:

ahhh yes the mysterys of the world that we shall never know (unless we figure them out):D

Originally posted by Ando_Rules
ahhh yes the mysterys of the world that we shall never know (unless we figure them out):D

Why is does one of the biggest whores not have an avatar.................




ANDO_RULES!!!!!!

hey im not a huge post-whore sure i post maybe a little much a day but im just repling to topics that interest me, and i dont want an avatar i could put something but i dont wanna, maybe later i will


damien do u know how to make a avatar smaller cus the one i want is more than 100pixels by 100 pixels

I relize that, but we both must admit we're post whores somewhat!

You have more posts than I do and I've been here 3 months longer than you!

But alas.......I must admit I am one two :D

Tha's cool about the avatar though, but with more than 600 posts, you should have one!

yes i admit we r both post whore's to a degree but can u help me out with the avatar problem?

Originally posted by Ando_Rules
yes i admit we r both post whore's to a degree but can u help me out with the avatar problem?

Post a picture you'd like to have and someone can try and turn it into the size you'd like for your avatar.

I knew yogs would come to help again!!! :D:D:D

There was a hurricane named Ando.I just went to google, typed on Ando and came up with alot! Nothing of major interest, but what kind of avatar do you want theer Ando?

Originally posted by YogsVR4

Is French kissing in France just called kissing?


Actually, it's called deep kissing.:flipa:

Originally posted by YogsVR4
Why does the gynecologist leave the room when you get undressed?



Probably because at least one of us is very definitely in the wrong room.

Originally posted by Damien
I relize that, but we both must admit we're post whores somewhat!



Yup, and you should both be ashamed of yourselves :finger: :finger:

Originally posted by taranaki


Probably because at least one of us is very definitely in the wrong room.

hey moss u shoul;d be ashamed as well u have almost 1000 in 3 months:eek2: thats a lot

Originally posted by Ando_Rules


hey moss u shoul;d be ashamed as well u have almost 1000 in 3 months:eek2: thats a lot


From what I have heard, Mr T and Spec2 Girl did it in a montha nd a half :eek: :eek: :eek:

Originally posted by Moss1O6GTi



From what I have heard, Mr T and Spec2 Girl did it in a montha nd a half :eek: :eek: :eek:

Play fair moss..:o :o :o It was over the Christmas holidays!

Originally posted by Moss1O6GTi



From what I have heard, Mr T and Spec2 Girl did it in a montha nd a half :eek: :eek: :eek: No, I'm innocent! That was the artist formerly known as FTO Girl that did that. No connection to me whatsoever! :D :hehehe: :angel:

*Thinks* They majorly post whored according to Moss :rolleyes:, but they became mods! :eek:*Thinks*








I'm not ashamed Ando..........are you? :D :silly2:

hey spec girl 2 who is the person in your avatar

Originally posted by Ando_Rules
hey spec girl 2 who is the person in your avatar

She never did answer that last time someone asked???

Apparently though, it's not hers, isn't that right spec2? ;)

To get a straight answer though, I'm sure you'll need to ask moondog :D

Originally posted by Ando_Rules
hey spec girl 2 who is the person in your avatar Me! :hehehe: :p

(but yes Damien, you would need to ask Moondog to confirm!) :D

Originally posted by Spec2 Girl
Me! :hehehe: :p

(but yes Damien, you would need to ask Moondog to confirm!) :D

To confirm whether they are real or not? :huh: :p

What do you think Ando?

Originally posted by Damien


To confirm whether they are real or not? :huh: :p

What do you think Ando? Hey!!! Mine are real! :o

Why do people think that because a woman’s boobs are big that they are fake???

I think they must also think that we’re deaf as well! I’ve actually had people stare (and actually say within hearing distance, “they’re fake!”). :rolleyes:

Originally posted by Ando_Rules


hey moss u shoul;d be ashamed as well u have almost 1000 in 3 months:eek2: thats a lot

I think thats the first time I've ever seen you use any sort of punctuation. :flipa: :finger: :D

Originally posted by Spec2 Girl
No, I'm innocent! That was the artist formerly known as FTO Girl that did that. No connection to me whatsoever! :D :hehehe: :angel:

So she was your angelic twin????? :finger: :angel:

really big breasts that aren't fake = SAG

I could tell you a story or two about that picture;)


oh,and btw,NSX-R-SSJ20K, Not all real boobs sag....
:D :D :D :D :D nice boobs are like good quality tyres....the more you look after them...the better they grip in the wet;)

Originally posted by NSX-R-SSJ20K
really big breasts that aren't fake = SAG Wrong! :)

breasts are overrated.

Didn't we have a thread on this before!?!

Once again.....I'm with Darkness! Asses are very nice too! :D

*not the animal :finger4:*