Nostalgia thread.....for Yogs!
taranaki
07-23-2002, 06:12 PM
Who'd a thought thirty years ago we'd all be sittin' here drinking Chateau de Chassilier wine?:)
Steel
07-23-2002, 07:15 PM
ive only been alive for eighteen:confused: :confused:
oh wait, OLD people, i see:silly2: :D
oh wait, OLD people, i see:silly2: :D
YogsVR4
07-23-2002, 09:25 PM
Originally posted by taranaki
Who'd a thought thirty years ago we'd all be sittin' here drinking Chateau de Chassilier wine?:)
Ei, in them days were glad to have the price of a cup of tea. :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Who'd a thought thirty years ago we'd all be sittin' here drinking Chateau de Chassilier wine?:)
Ei, in them days were glad to have the price of a cup of tea. :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Spec2 Girl
07-23-2002, 09:31 PM
Can someone please explain what is going on? :huh:
taranaki
07-23-2002, 09:33 PM
Originally posted by Spec2 Girl
Can someone please explain what is going on? :huh:
no:D
A cup o' COLD tea!:D :D
Can someone please explain what is going on? :huh:
no:D
A cup o' COLD tea!:D :D
YogsVR4
07-23-2002, 09:37 PM
Originally posted by taranaki
no:D
A cup o' COLD tea!:D :D
Without milk or sugar!
no:D
A cup o' COLD tea!:D :D
Without milk or sugar!
Spec2 Girl
07-23-2002, 09:43 PM
Originally posted by taranaki
no:D
:finger: to you then! :D
no:D
:finger: to you then! :D
taranaki
07-23-2002, 09:46 PM
Originally posted by Spec2 Girl
:finger: to you then! :D
ouch!:eek: :( :( ...PM!
YOGS...... OR TEA!:silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2:
:finger: to you then! :D
ouch!:eek: :( :( ...PM!
YOGS...... OR TEA!:silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2:
YogsVR4
07-23-2002, 09:48 PM
Originally posted by taranaki
OR TEA!:silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2:
In a cracked cup 'an all :D
OR TEA!:silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2:
In a cracked cup 'an all :D
taranaki
07-23-2002, 10:08 PM
Originally posted by YogsVR4
In a cracked cup 'an all :D
We never used to have a cup. We used to have to drink out of a rolled up newspaper.:( :(
In a cracked cup 'an all :D
We never used to have a cup. We used to have to drink out of a rolled up newspaper.:( :(
Spec2 Girl
07-23-2002, 10:10 PM
This thread sux! :finger:
:hehehe: :angel: :D
:hehehe: :angel: :D
YogsVR4
07-23-2002, 10:11 PM
Originally posted by taranaki
We never used to have a cup. We used to have to drink out of a rolled up newspaper.:( :(
The best we could manage was to suck on a damp cloth. :(
But you know we were happy in those days though we were poor. :D
We never used to have a cup. We used to have to drink out of a rolled up newspaper.:( :(
The best we could manage was to suck on a damp cloth. :(
But you know we were happy in those days though we were poor. :D
taranaki
07-23-2002, 10:16 PM
Aye. BECAUSE we were poor. My old Dad used to say to me, "Money doesn't buy you happiness."
YogsVR4
07-23-2002, 10:23 PM
Ai, he was right. I was happier then and we had nothing. We used to live in this tiny old house with great big holes in the roof!
darkness
07-23-2002, 10:23 PM
Originally posted by taranaki
Aye. BECAUSE we were poor. My old Dad used to say to me, "Money doesn't buy you happiness."
But it does help.
Aye. BECAUSE we were poor. My old Dad used to say to me, "Money doesn't buy you happiness."
But it does help.
tazdev
07-24-2002, 05:10 AM
Originally posted by Spec2 Girl
This thread sux! :finger:
:hehehe: :angel: :D
how dare you say that about Monty Python:eek:
This thread sux! :finger:
:hehehe: :angel: :D
how dare you say that about Monty Python:eek:
Moppie
07-24-2002, 05:16 AM
Originally posted by tazdev
how dare you say that about Monty Python:eek:
How shall we punish her? :devil: :devil: :devil:
how dare you say that about Monty Python:eek:
How shall we punish her? :devil: :devil: :devil:
Ssom
07-24-2002, 05:20 AM
*shakes his head at all them yung'uns*
:finger: :finger:
:finger: :finger:
tazdev
07-24-2002, 05:34 AM
Originally posted by Moppie
How shall we punish her? :devil: :devil: :devil:
she could build us a shwubbery
How shall we punish her? :devil: :devil: :devil:
she could build us a shwubbery
Moppie
07-24-2002, 05:40 AM
Originally posted by tazdev
she could build us a shwubbery
neep!
Actualy I would prefer she bought a new Parrot.
she could build us a shwubbery
neep!
Actualy I would prefer she bought a new Parrot.
YogsVR4
07-24-2002, 08:15 AM
Originally posted by Moppie
Actualy I would prefer she bought a new Parrot.
Its buggered off!
Actualy I would prefer she bought a new Parrot.
Its buggered off!
Spec2 Girl
07-24-2002, 04:42 PM
I repeat, THIS THREAD SUX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:p
:D
:p
:D
darkness
07-24-2002, 04:48 PM
Originally posted by Spec2 Girl
I repeat, THIS THREAD SUX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:p
:D
Well aren't you Miss High-and-mighty.:p
Moppie can you pass me the Holy Hand-grenade:D
I repeat, THIS THREAD SUX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:p
:D
Well aren't you Miss High-and-mighty.:p
Moppie can you pass me the Holy Hand-grenade:D
taranaki
07-24-2002, 04:52 PM
Not the Holy Hand-Grenade of Antioch?:eek: :eek: :eek:
Cant see what Spec 2 is getting her knickers in a knot for(thats an awful lot of knickers,will be a hella big knot)............
the first person to stray into the Cheese Shop gets:badass: :badass: :badass: :badass: :finger:
Cant see what Spec 2 is getting her knickers in a knot for(thats an awful lot of knickers,will be a hella big knot)............
the first person to stray into the Cheese Shop gets:badass: :badass: :badass: :badass: :finger:
darkness
07-24-2002, 05:02 PM
ARTHUR:
Yes, of course! The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch! 'Tis one of the sacred relics Brother Maynard carries with him! Brother Maynard! Bring up the Holy Hand Grenade!
ARTHUR:
How does it, um-- how does it work?
LAUNCELOT:
I know not, my liege.
ARTHUR:
Consult the Book of Armaments!
BROTHER MAYNARD:
Armaments, chapter two, verses nine to twenty-one.
SECOND BROTHER:
And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu--
MAYNARD:
Skip a bit, Brother.
SECOND BROTHER:
And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'
MAYNARD:
Amen.
KNIGHTS:
Amen.
ARTHUR:
Right! One!... Two!... Five!
GALAHAD:
Three, sir!
ARTHUR:
Three!
[angels sing]
[BOOM!]
Yes, of course! The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch! 'Tis one of the sacred relics Brother Maynard carries with him! Brother Maynard! Bring up the Holy Hand Grenade!
ARTHUR:
How does it, um-- how does it work?
LAUNCELOT:
I know not, my liege.
ARTHUR:
Consult the Book of Armaments!
BROTHER MAYNARD:
Armaments, chapter two, verses nine to twenty-one.
SECOND BROTHER:
And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu--
MAYNARD:
Skip a bit, Brother.
SECOND BROTHER:
And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'
MAYNARD:
Amen.
KNIGHTS:
Amen.
ARTHUR:
Right! One!... Two!... Five!
GALAHAD:
Three, sir!
ARTHUR:
Three!
[angels sing]
[BOOM!]
taranaki
07-24-2002, 05:10 PM
Originally posted by YogsVR4
Its buggered off!
...now look, mate, I've definitely had enough of this.
That parrot is definitely deceased, and when I purchased it not half an hour
ago, you assured me that its total lack of movement was due to it bein'
tired and shagged out following a prolonged squawk.
Its buggered off!
...now look, mate, I've definitely had enough of this.
That parrot is definitely deceased, and when I purchased it not half an hour
ago, you assured me that its total lack of movement was due to it bein'
tired and shagged out following a prolonged squawk.
YogsVR4
07-24-2002, 05:59 PM
Originally posted by taranaki
...now look, mate, I've definitely had enough of this.
That parrot is definitely deceased, and when I purchased it not half an hour ago, you assured me that its total lack of movement was due to it bein' tired and shagged out following a prolonged squawk.
This is an ex parrot!
...now look, mate, I've definitely had enough of this.
That parrot is definitely deceased, and when I purchased it not half an hour ago, you assured me that its total lack of movement was due to it bein' tired and shagged out following a prolonged squawk.
This is an ex parrot!
ragt20
07-24-2002, 06:07 PM
Originally posted by taranaki
...now look, mate, I've definitely had enough of this.
That parrot is definitely deceased, and when I purchased it not half an hour
ago, you assured me that its total lack of movement was due to it bein'
tired and shagged out following a prolonged squawk.
rofl :lol2:
this is an ex parrot
...now look, mate, I've definitely had enough of this.
That parrot is definitely deceased, and when I purchased it not half an hour
ago, you assured me that its total lack of movement was due to it bein'
tired and shagged out following a prolonged squawk.
rofl :lol2:
this is an ex parrot
taranaki
07-25-2002, 09:36 AM
And before any other smartass remembers it......
Owner: Yessir. It's..ah,.....it's a bit runny...
Customer: Oh, I like it runny.
Owner: Well,.. It's very runny, actually, sir.
Customer: No matter. Fetch hither the fromage de la Belle France! Mmmwah!
Owner: I...think it's a bit runnier than you'll like it, sir.
Customer: I don't care how fucking runny it is. Hand it over with all speed.
Owner: Yessir. It's..ah,.....it's a bit runny...
Customer: Oh, I like it runny.
Owner: Well,.. It's very runny, actually, sir.
Customer: No matter. Fetch hither the fromage de la Belle France! Mmmwah!
Owner: I...think it's a bit runnier than you'll like it, sir.
Customer: I don't care how fucking runny it is. Hand it over with all speed.
YogsVR4
07-25-2002, 10:30 AM
Originally posted by taranaki
And before any other smartass remembers it......
Owner: Yessir. It's..ah,.....it's a bit runny...
Customer: Oh, I like it runny.
Owner: Well,.. It's very runny, actually, sir.
Customer: No matter. Fetch hither the fromage de la Belle France! Mmmwah!
Owner: I...think it's a bit runnier than you'll like it, sir.
Customer: I don't care how fucking runny it is. Hand it over with all speed.
Shut that bloody bezuki up! :D
And before any other smartass remembers it......
Owner: Yessir. It's..ah,.....it's a bit runny...
Customer: Oh, I like it runny.
Owner: Well,.. It's very runny, actually, sir.
Customer: No matter. Fetch hither the fromage de la Belle France! Mmmwah!
Owner: I...think it's a bit runnier than you'll like it, sir.
Customer: I don't care how fucking runny it is. Hand it over with all speed.
Shut that bloody bezuki up! :D
taranaki
07-25-2002, 10:44 AM
Chapman: No, no -- the word, 'intercourse'. Good and woody. 'Inter-course.' 'Pert,' 'pert,' 'thighs,' 'botty,' 'botty,' 'botty' (getting excited), 'erogenous zo-o-one'. Ha ha ha ha -- oh, 'concubine', 'erogenous zo-o-one', 'loose woman', 'erogenous zone'...
(Idle calmly empties a bucket of water over Chapman)
Chapman: Oh, thank you, dear. There's a funny thing, dear -- all the naughty words sound woody.
(Idle calmly empties a bucket of water over Chapman)
Chapman: Oh, thank you, dear. There's a funny thing, dear -- all the naughty words sound woody.
YogsVR4
07-25-2002, 01:25 PM
Bravely bold Sir Robin, rode forth from Camelot.
He was not afraid to die, O Brave Sir Robin.
He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways.
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin!
He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp,
Or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken.
To have his kneecaps split, and his body burned away,
And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin!
His head smashed in and his heart cut out,
And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged,
And his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off,
And his penis...
<Three headed kinigit confrontation!>
MINSTREL: Brave Sir Robin ran away
ROBIN: No!
MINSTREL: Bravely ran away away
ROBIN: I didn't!
MINSTREL: When danger reared its ugly head, He bravely turned his tail and fled
ROBIN: No!
MINSTREL: Yes Brave Sir Robin turned about
ROBIN: I didn't!
MINSTREL: And gallantly he chickened out Bravely taking to his feet
ROBIN: I never did!
MINSTREL: He beat a very brave retreat
ROBIN: Oh, lie!
MINSTREL: Bravest of the brave Sir Robin
ROBIN: I never!
MINSTREL: Packing it in and packing it up
And sneaking away and buggering off
And chickening out and pissing off home
Yes, bravely he is throwing in the sponge
He was not afraid to die, O Brave Sir Robin.
He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways.
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin!
He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp,
Or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken.
To have his kneecaps split, and his body burned away,
And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin!
His head smashed in and his heart cut out,
And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged,
And his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off,
And his penis...
<Three headed kinigit confrontation!>
MINSTREL: Brave Sir Robin ran away
ROBIN: No!
MINSTREL: Bravely ran away away
ROBIN: I didn't!
MINSTREL: When danger reared its ugly head, He bravely turned his tail and fled
ROBIN: No!
MINSTREL: Yes Brave Sir Robin turned about
ROBIN: I didn't!
MINSTREL: And gallantly he chickened out Bravely taking to his feet
ROBIN: I never did!
MINSTREL: He beat a very brave retreat
ROBIN: Oh, lie!
MINSTREL: Bravest of the brave Sir Robin
ROBIN: I never!
MINSTREL: Packing it in and packing it up
And sneaking away and buggering off
And chickening out and pissing off home
Yes, bravely he is throwing in the sponge
taranaki
07-25-2002, 03:16 PM
Originally posted by Moppie
I chop down trees, I wear high heels,
Suspenders and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie
Just like my dear papa.
Well.......you didn't expect me to post this under my own name,did you?:finger: :finger:
I chop down trees, I wear high heels,
Suspenders and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie
Just like my dear papa.
Well.......you didn't expect me to post this under my own name,did you?:finger: :finger:
Moppie
07-26-2002, 12:49 AM
Originally posted by taranaki
Well.......you didn't expect me to post this under my own name,did you?:finger: :finger:
I have the complete song book sitting in my room.... :evillaugh
care to retract your remarks? :finger:
Well.......you didn't expect me to post this under my own name,did you?:finger: :finger:
I have the complete song book sitting in my room.... :evillaugh
care to retract your remarks? :finger:
taranaki
07-26-2002, 11:32 AM
Never! I break wind in your general direction!Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
*starts singing a song specially chosen to piss Moppie off..*
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spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam!
Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam
spam spam!
:devil:
*starts singing a song specially chosen to piss Moppie off..*
Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful
spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam!
Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam
spam spam!
:devil:
YogsVR4
07-26-2002, 01:31 PM
Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
Who was very rarely stable
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
Who could think you under the table
David Hume could out-consume
Schopenhauer and Hegel
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Who was just as shloshed as Schlegel
There's nothing Nietszche couldn't teach ya
'Bout the raising of the wrist
Socrates himself was permanently pissed
Who was very rarely stable
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
Who could think you under the table
David Hume could out-consume
Schopenhauer and Hegel
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Who was just as shloshed as Schlegel
There's nothing Nietszche couldn't teach ya
'Bout the raising of the wrist
Socrates himself was permanently pissed
taranaki
07-26-2002, 07:16 PM
FO "The scransons above your heads are now ready to flange. Please unfasten your safety belts and press the emergency photoscamps on the back of the seats in front of you."
S: (looks out) Marvellous, milling about, climbing over the seats.
FO: "Please find the emergency sprill in the washroom at the back and release it..."
C: "but do not unfasten your safety belts."
S: That got them back to their seats.
FO: "The emergency sprill MUST be released..."
C: "but do not leave your seats."
FO: "Do not panic."
C: "Tea will now be served."
S: (looks out) Marvellous, milling about, climbing over the seats.
FO: "Please find the emergency sprill in the washroom at the back and release it..."
C: "but do not unfasten your safety belts."
S: That got them back to their seats.
FO: "The emergency sprill MUST be released..."
C: "but do not leave your seats."
FO: "Do not panic."
C: "Tea will now be served."
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