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GTO vs. 300C Dub eddition.


Musashi3000GT
05-14-2006, 10:16 AM
Yesterday while going to work a guy in a silver and black Dub eddition trys to run with me. He was stuck behind me and when the light turned green he guns it and nearly clips my read bumper. So I put like a few cars on him but Im not going all out.
at the next light he gets next to me and asks if my car is a V6 or V8.....:eek:
I laugh and tell him "sorry bro, they didnt make posser versions of my car"
he tells me he had his on 4cyl mode cause he thought I had a V6 but that now he had it on 8cyls so he was gonna spank my "smurf car".
this time I took the trac off and launched it from about 2500 rpms with minimum wheel spin. I put a full city block on this guy, like 10-12 cars! it was soooo pathetic. Ive seriously had Civics hang better with me.
so then he says I have NOS.
Im like no man, you have a gangster posser mobile! you got them TVs and Sattelite radio with Direct TV and 22 inch chrome rims with rubber band tires and absolutely no go-fast stuff. Your car belongs sitting parked in front of a bistro in South Beach, not trying to race me! then he gets pissed and tells me I cheated and takes the next left turn.

98StangGT
05-14-2006, 01:21 PM
Congratulations.....

Igovert500
05-14-2006, 07:25 PM
Cheater :nono:

:lol:

Sleepr awd
05-14-2006, 08:57 PM
CHEATING?! how the in the world can you cheat street racing!?

so when your street racing, pull the keyboard out of the glove compartment and type in "autowin"

and you will never lose...

he must not have a keyboard in his glove compartment, otherwise your smurf mobile woulda gotten spanked :rofl:

he may also want to adjust his nos timing another degree and then he'll run 9's... :grinno:

98StangGT
05-14-2006, 09:12 PM
CHEATING?! how the in the world can you cheat street racing!?

so when your street racing, pull the keyboard out of the glove compartment and type in "autowin"

and you will never lose...

he must not have a keyboard in his glove compartment, otherwise your smurf mobile woulda gotten spanked :rofl:

he may also want to adjust his nos timing another degree and then he'll run 9's... :grinno:

I thought in the movie he said "you'll run NICE".

VR43000GT
05-14-2006, 09:21 PM
Good kill Musashi. That guy was full of shit as you cant switch it from 4 cyl mode to 8 when you want to. Its all electronicaly controlled and only goes into 4 cyl mode when your at a steady cruise.

AWP9521
05-14-2006, 10:01 PM
he tells me he had his on 4cyl mode cause he thought I had a V6 but that now he had it on 8cyls so he was gonna spank my "smurf car".
Whaaaaa??? To the best of my knowledge there is no switch to turn on or off the cylinder deactivation feature on any Chrysler Product with the 5.7 Hemi Engine.

And thinking a GTO has a V6? That guy isn't as bright as the dubs on that 300!

2000LS1Z28
05-15-2006, 01:37 AM
Good kill. I'm sure his heavy ass rims helped to aid in your car's further departure from him.

turtlecrxsi
05-15-2006, 09:18 AM
my "smurf car". :lol:
this time I took the trac off and launched it from about 2500 rpms with minimum wheel spin. I put a full city block on this guy, like 10-12 cars! it was soooo pathetic. Ive seriously had Civics hang better with me.
so then he says I have NOS.
Im like no man, you have a gangster posser mobile! you got them TVs and Sattelite radio with Direct TV and 22 inch chrome rims with rubber band tires and absolutely no go-fast stuff. Your car belongs sitting parked in front of a bistro in South Beach, not trying to race me! then he gets pissed and tells me I cheated and takes the next left turn.

Hilarious!

Nice Kill too. Man, I want a "smurf car"!

Gotian
05-15-2006, 10:53 AM
make sure you get a smurfette to go along with the papa smurf you have there. That's it were painting a white beard on the goat!

KamilMk
05-15-2006, 11:14 AM
Lol, nice kills, well... warm-ups... :icon16:

silentscreams85
05-15-2006, 11:50 AM
rubber band tires...lol

TatII
05-15-2006, 12:23 PM
hahaha like his thinking, your car is kinda like a smurf car, ( blue ) but yeah hes a real dumbass. way to tell him off, they don't make poseur versions of your car. he probrably has a poseur version of his.

Sleepr awd
05-15-2006, 12:29 PM
I thought in the movie he said "you'll run NICE".

uh...

...

i though 9's... but you maybe right, i just don't want to torture myself w/ that movie another time.

BP2K2Max
05-15-2006, 12:33 PM
considering you make 60 more hp and weigh like 500 lbs less (before the chrome rims) that seems like the appropriate outcome. good kill and nice car.

clawhammer
05-15-2006, 01:14 PM
His chromies weighed 40 pounds each. His "pimp" additions like TVs probably added another 200 pounds to the car. Nice kill.

-The Stig-
05-15-2006, 08:27 PM
Ha... reminds me of the race I had with the Dodge Charger 'Daytona' in the Z28... was no contest. Those cars are too heavy. :(

Although, the SRT-8s are no joke... despite the weight they still move out.

youngvr4
05-16-2006, 05:58 PM
sounds like a fun kill, the more ricer's we kill, the more educated they become

and the more gas we waste lol

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