The Crap Dumper

Ive always wondered why I cant find a thread like "The Thread" on CarAudio.com or "The iHop (International House of Poo)" on TeamSSA.com here on AF... So here it is.

Bored? Want to BS? dont spam with new threads or other's threads, dump the crap here. Its a fun little game. The iHop, last time i checked, was in excess of 6,000 pages. So we have some catching up to do.

If you think its a good idea, dump crap, if not this was another aimless retard thread of mine.

Also, its a good way to gain post count. As we all know count = knowledge, so crack open the key board and gain knowledge.

If you've never partisipated in such an event, its an ongoing BSed conversation. Randomly jump in and state something or what ever. It doesnt matter, its all BS.

Have Fun and try to keep it some-what clean.

Ill go first.

I just had an arthrogram and so that is why im bored off my ass at home typeing with one hand...ghey. So anyway, i could go for some ice creme but i cant drive a stick with only one arm mobile.

Ibtl

i like bottled water

i like bottled....... corona...

anybody have any idea how to make active charcoal?

aaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh h
*plop*
there.
that was some good mexican food.
*flush and wash hands*

you know one time I sat on a wall and had a great fall and all the kings horses and all the kings men came and laughed at my dumb ass. I laughed too cause they all looked upside down.

http://www.motohouston.com/forums/images/smilies/pottytrain4.gif

Have ya'll ever taken a dump and when you go to wipe, you get some crap on your hand instead of the tissue, and then you smell it??





SICKKKKKK

funny :rollseyes:

Have you ever taken a dump and the toilet water splashed on your ass.
I know you guys are laughing cause it's happened to you!

Funny story, when i was in the hospital i had a commode. I had infections in the pelvis and a twisted bowel so i had to have one near my bed because even though i couldn't go half the time if i did it would be right there. One night i forgot it was there and i shot up to go pee because they were injecting me with sugar water 24/7 to keep me hydrated so i grabbed my IV cart and got up and stepped into the commode and tripped and fell and just laid on the floor for like...i dunno..an hour maybe, i think i pissed myself when i fell, i was so drugged up i dont remember all the details to be honest i just remember laying there.

Funny story, when i was in the hospital i had a commode. I had infections in the pelvis and a twisted bowel so i had to have one near my bed because even though i couldn't go half the time if i did it would be right there. One night i forgot it was there and i shot up to go pee because they were injecting me with sugar water 24/7 to keep me hydrated so i grabbed my IV cart and got up and stepped into the commode and tripped and fell and just laid on the floor for like...i dunno..an hour maybe, i think i pissed myself when i fell, i was so drugged up i dont remember all the details to be honest i just remember laying there.

I laughed so hard I cryed ... once I had to spent overnight in the hospital and like you I was so drugged. I had to go to the bathroom to take a dumbp and I thought I was pressing the button for the nurse and I thought she had helped me get there so I took the dump and when I woke up it was just a huge mess on the floor :rofl:

:Yawn: Naps are fun, i just had a good one...Loritabs are great when in pain.

wow, do do do do

:) 1

Has you ass ever fallen asleep in the middle of class or work and you just started laughing cause it really tickled and everyone looked at you retarded but you just kep laughing? Ahhh good times....

Smiley Time!

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Has you ass ever fallen asleep in the middle of class or work and you just started laughing cause it really tickled and everyone looked at you retarded but you just kep laughing? Ahhh good times....

this one time...at band camp

"True Story"

I just farted

"true story"

Did it smell like cheese? Peperoni? Or ass crack?

"I got five bucks on peperoni"

here's a real true story:

I farted so bad that my dog woke up crying and left my room!:evillol: Of course I started laughing so much I farted again and cried from the laughter and left the room myself cause it was so bad.

ROTFLMAO, you made me fart. smelt like ferminted mexican food... i have digestion problems i think.

wonder where all the forum whores are like redneck.

ROTFLMAO, you made me fart. smelt like ferminted mexican food... i have digestion problems i think.


Im so glad no one is in my office right now cause I just started cracking up!

There was this other time I was on vacation with my dad and cousins, there were about 8 of us and my dad farted in the elevator as soon as this other kid walked in. The doors closed so he pushed the button for the next flor and pushed us to get out. The whole elevator sounded like it was laughing.

lmao

how many posts does it take to get all the stars?

dont know, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop, I counted 378, I also got an F on my homework that day...But it was so worth it.

Well, time to find out...over the corse of like the next 2 months ill be using this Thread, even if its by myself....lmao

why only 2 months? and remember when you start answering yourself is when you are crazy so just make random comments

What is this thread for, and why is it in the racing section?

Top 3 posters so far:
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just a BS thread

Its just an off-topic thread. We have one in the 3S section too. You can just share radom sh*t with eachother. However, this one seems like its being whored in a lot more than ours is.

thats cause 3kgt guys have alot more to talk about not to mention more people participating.

This OT Forum in the racin section is only used for racing related stuff 50% of the time, car stuf 75% of the time and the rest is just BS. This is a place to BS. BSing is fun. I dont like the actualy OT forum here in AF...its Ghey. So i started on here.

http://www.soundsolutionsaudio.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=2235&st=93180&p=165918&#entry165918

link to iHop to get an idea of how it works.

im going to remove the "y" button from my keyboard.

I just shit a brick. but it was quick. :burp:

in other news...

This OT Forum in the racin section is only used for racing related stuff 50% of the time, car stuf 75% of the time and the rest is just BS. This is a place to BS. BSing is fun. I dont like the actualy OT forum here in AF...its Ghey. So i started on here.


I'm usually pretty good at math but I still can't figure out how this particular forum can be used 125%. :frown:


Oh, and I'm definately voting you as biggest whore on AF. hehe

LMAO

Because racing and auto are the same thing. as in 66.666666666666666% of the 75% is racing related.

that's easy you take the square root of 2 divide it by 15 multiply it to the 4th root of an idiot and you get 125%

Bondo :(

that's easy you take the square root of 2 divide it by 15 multiply it to the 4th root of an idiot and you get 125%


4th root of an idiot is 2i, only the i has to be the fancy kind, or else mrs. cox marks -2 on my test.

speaking of which, i need to do my HW.

PIC TIME!

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/CBFryman2/e98b3317.jpg

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/CBFryman2/d9b69cd9.jpg

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/CBFryman2/3b7e2475.jpg

prom was this past saturday, we where there for like 1hr and the rest was hot tub and hotel room.

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/CBFryman2/Picture230.jpg

ignore the ricey mustang, i want that truck

TV's in the fenter wells, all 4 doors, Xbox 360, 4 15's glassed into the blow through, more powa than anything, 4wd, oh and TV over hte licnest plate. Treo is awsome.

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J/K, i love this thread , we shoulda had it a long time ago, favorite smiley time
http://smiliesftw.com/x/balzz.gif

Ok, how do i fix this:

Im thristy, so i drink something, but i still get that slimey mucus feeling in the back of my mouth, so i drink more, its still there but my belly is full...

anybody know how to get bondo out form under the fingernails too?

oh, and a good new myth busters is comming on tonight, so ill be gone at 9:00, untill then im working on that 100 star goal

http://www.shaveeverywhere.com/

So today as I was taking a shower, I decided to shave EVERYTHING. I gained one optical inch and my balls are smooth as eggs. Putting on deoderant is a lot easier and comfortable and overall I just fell great. On the down side, there's no longer any more friction so my underwear keeps falling, so my question is...



Are there any belts for boxers??

pasta salad kicks ass

stick some friction tape on your hips

on a sie note, amanda wont let me shave my whole body. She says chest and back are ok (i dont ahve a very hairy either anyway) but she thinks my happy trail is sexy and razor bumps hurt sometimes...me and her. so w/e

pasta salad kicks ass

agreed

:head smacks desk:

:head smacks desk:

Thou shalt entertain me now!

on a sie note, amanda wont let me shave my whole body. She says chest and back are ok (i dont ahve a very hairy either anyway) but she thinks my happy trail is sexy and razor bumps hurt sometimes...me and her. so w/edo it and let her know whos boss.


I can't beleive I even read that let alone replied to it:banghead:

lmao

my mom walked in right after i read that and was like "WTF are you laughing at?" and im like "uhhhh"

i bet she is in my parents room right now telling my dad their son is gay/retarded so they can ignore my stash of condoms i know they found in my glove compartment. I have like the trojan collection.

you spelled performance wrong in your sig