Funny stuff.............
ragt20
07-21-2002, 05:37 PM
...most of which the women here will enjoy more....:(
Q: Why do women fake orgasm?
A: Because men fake foreplay
Q: How do men exercise at the beach?
A: By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini
Q: What is the thinnest book in the world?
A: What men know about women
Q: How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: One...men will screw anything
Q: Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?
A: Because they don't have balls to scratch
Q: Why don't men eat more M & M's?
A: They are too hard to peel.
Q: What's a man's idea of foreplay?
A: A half hour of begging.
Q: How can you tell if a man is sexually excited?
A: He's breathing
Q: Why are blond jokes so short?
A: So men can remember them
Q: What do men and beer bottles have in common?
A: They are both empty from the neck up
Q: How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
A: We don't know - it's never happened.
Q: What's a man's idea of housework?
A: Lifting his legs so you can vacuum
Q: What did God say after he created man?
A: I can do better than this
Q: How do men define a 50/50 relationship?
A: We cook/they eat we clean/they dirty we iron/they wrinkle
Q: What are three words you dread the most while making love?
A: "Honey, I'm home."
Q: Why don't they teach driver's education and sex education on the same day in Iraq?
A: They don't want to wear out the camel.
Q: What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife?
A: A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelery.
Q: What do you get if you cross a Hell's Angel with a Jehovah's Witness?
A: Some one who knocks on your door on a Sunday morning and tells YOU to f*** off!
Q: A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of?
A: Dating children.
Q: What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golfball?
A: A guy will actually search for a golfball.
Q: Why does a bride smile when she walks up the aisle?
A: She knows she's given her last blow job.
Q: Who is the most popular man at the Nudist Colony?
A: The man who can carry two cups of coffee and 12 donuts.
Q: Who is the most popular woman at the Nudist Colony?
A: The woman who can eat the last two donuts.......
Q: What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
A: Cough, gag, choke, etc.
Q: What did One gay sperm say to another?
A: How do we find an egg in all of this sh*t?
Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A: It's cute but can you pick up peanuts with it?
Q: What's the definition of Trust?
A: Two cannibals giving each other a blow job.
Q: Why do women fake orgasm?
A: Because men fake foreplay
Q: How do men exercise at the beach?
A: By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini
Q: What is the thinnest book in the world?
A: What men know about women
Q: How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: One...men will screw anything
Q: Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?
A: Because they don't have balls to scratch
Q: Why don't men eat more M & M's?
A: They are too hard to peel.
Q: What's a man's idea of foreplay?
A: A half hour of begging.
Q: How can you tell if a man is sexually excited?
A: He's breathing
Q: Why are blond jokes so short?
A: So men can remember them
Q: What do men and beer bottles have in common?
A: They are both empty from the neck up
Q: How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
A: We don't know - it's never happened.
Q: What's a man's idea of housework?
A: Lifting his legs so you can vacuum
Q: What did God say after he created man?
A: I can do better than this
Q: How do men define a 50/50 relationship?
A: We cook/they eat we clean/they dirty we iron/they wrinkle
Q: What are three words you dread the most while making love?
A: "Honey, I'm home."
Q: Why don't they teach driver's education and sex education on the same day in Iraq?
A: They don't want to wear out the camel.
Q: What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife?
A: A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelery.
Q: What do you get if you cross a Hell's Angel with a Jehovah's Witness?
A: Some one who knocks on your door on a Sunday morning and tells YOU to f*** off!
Q: A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of?
A: Dating children.
Q: What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golfball?
A: A guy will actually search for a golfball.
Q: Why does a bride smile when she walks up the aisle?
A: She knows she's given her last blow job.
Q: Who is the most popular man at the Nudist Colony?
A: The man who can carry two cups of coffee and 12 donuts.
Q: Who is the most popular woman at the Nudist Colony?
A: The woman who can eat the last two donuts.......
Q: What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
A: Cough, gag, choke, etc.
Q: What did One gay sperm say to another?
A: How do we find an egg in all of this sh*t?
Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A: It's cute but can you pick up peanuts with it?
Q: What's the definition of Trust?
A: Two cannibals giving each other a blow job.
Spec2 Girl
07-21-2002, 06:26 PM
hahaha! :hehehe: :D
Moppie
07-21-2002, 07:01 PM
You've just been saving those up waiting for the most opertune moment to unleash them upon us havnt you?
speediva
07-21-2002, 11:36 PM
I'm amazed! You found some jokes I hadn't heard yet! :eek:
Those were all too enjoyable :lol2: :hehe: :hehehe:
Those were all too enjoyable :lol2: :hehe: :hehehe:
ragt20
07-22-2002, 07:35 AM
Originally posted by Moppie
You've just been saving those up waiting for the most opertune moment to unleash them upon us havnt you?
:D :rolleyes: :hehehe: u can think that if ya want ;)
You've just been saving those up waiting for the most opertune moment to unleash them upon us havnt you?
:D :rolleyes: :hehehe: u can think that if ya want ;)
Ando_Rules
07-22-2002, 07:37 AM
hehe lol thats hilarious rag, man great jokes :D :D :D :) :) :) :) :D :D
YogsVR4
07-22-2002, 09:55 AM
Yuck yuck yuck! :lol2:
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