tonight's disaster..

so i've been missing school a lot lately..oops. for gym if ur gone you have to make up an hour for every hour and a half you miss. thank god my teacher is cool and told me all i have to do is bake cookies for my class instead of making up 3 hours of hiking. the problem is...i'm not the greatest housebitch. i love cooking but i pretty much suck at it. i try so hard not to ruin my cookies or w/e else i'm making but i keep failing :( not to mention i suck at laundry too. at least i can clean....

here's a pic of tonight's cookie..half eaten cuz i coudln't even bring myself to finish the other half

http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e177/quteasabutten/extra%20hosting%20pics/cookie.jpg

it's an ugly color cuz i put the M & M's in first instead of last cuz i wasn't thinking and just wanted to see all the pretty colors. and i think i cooked them too long or something cuz they're super flat and crispy-like...i'm such a cookie failure :(

lol... poor thing.

Do they still taste alright??

lol... poor thing.

Do they still taste alright??
um...sorta...i like mushy cookies and these are super crispy. i only put them in for 7 1/2 minutes too! damn oven...u can still have some anyways.

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:grinyes: This reminds me of the time I tried to make brownies. I accidentally did the steps in the order of 1-3-5 instead of 1,2,3,4,5. It was like the chocolate powder, eggs, and frosting hahahahahha

lol....tell u what. follow the instructions off the choco chip bag. seriously. and get semi sweet morsals. mix butter with margerine 1/2 and 1/2 for the portion of butter. they will be super good when done. btw, each pan takes like 5 min to bake.....its not that hard. since im in i, want me to make em for u...lol

lol....tell u what. follow the instructions off the choco chip bag. seriously. and get semi sweet morsals. mix butter with margerine 1/2 and 1/2 for the portion of butter. they will be super good when done. btw, each pan takes like 5 min to bake.....its not that hard. since im in i, want me to make em for u...lol


could you re-size your sig? It's a bit large.

A woman that can't cook or do laundry :p I hope you have a good career goal, cause otherwise whoever you marry is gonna starve to death wearing dirty underwear.

Cookie looks like a funky color. Make some Mac & Cheese. No one can mess that up. Then work your way up from there.

Racing non specific. What does this have to do with anything relating to this forum??

lol...its under way red

heh, kinda funny, of course rotaries dont burn oil, they would never do that. And its 100% ok to run syntetic in them as well... :)

i like myshy cookies. Tell you what, go to the store and get the premade stuff in liek cubes, works liek a charm.

so i just got back from giving out the cookies for class. most people liked them...i was giving them to a few people as they walked past the table i was at, then later i walked around and gave them to people. i walked up to the area where some of the football guys were and the people with them and asked if they wanted some. they said no they already got some, and pointed to the cookies they had smashed into the sidewalk. why do people have to be such assholes? a simple "no" would've sufficed

I find the best cookie recipe came off nestle tolhouse chocolate chips from many years back, my family's been using that recipe for years with no failures. they turn out awsome, they look and taste great with a crispy chewy texture.

anyways no sweat if they turned out badly, just get some practice and do exactly as the instructions tell you, dont try to improvise until you can do that. once you've got that down start getting creative with the recipes.

I didn't know it was possible to be bad at laundry...

As far as cooking, I've always thought that if your mom and grandma were good at it, you were too. I'm slowly learning that's not the case and I suck. However, I can bake cookies...

My man can cook.

Edit - I'm gonna go make some brownies. Mmmm...walnut brownies.

how CAN you be bad at laundry? like do you just put the wrong clothes together or something? plz explain.

speaking of which, i've got to do laundry tonight or i wont have any clothes for tomorrow.

like getting stains out or putting the wrong thing in the wrong load sometimes. i tried to bleach a pair of socks last week but forgot about them for 4 days..yeah they are ruined. i'm also sorta inexperienced overall in the field of laundry.

http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e177/quteasabutten/extra%20hosting%20pics/cookie.jpg

THAT'S A COOKIE!?!?!

Dear Lord...

Next time we'll just buy you some. My treat.

damn, when you told me about it i had no idea it was that bad.....now if you wanna find a husband you better get a job.....or you should just keep raping muscletang

damn, when you told me about it i had no idea it was that bad.....now if you wanna find a husband you better get a job.....or you should just keep raping muscletang
i was planning on getting by on my smokin good looks but i guess muscletang will do...:rolleyes: haha jp kyle ur super

maybe i need to try this baking thing again to prove to u guys i really can do it...*crosses fingers and hopes to get lucky this time*

haha jp kyle ur super

Oh I know. That and the fact that after we're done your neighbors usually have to have a cigarette.

I didn't know it was possible to be bad at laundry...

As far as cooking, I've always thought that if your mom and grandma were good at it, you were too. I'm slowly learning that's not the case and I suck. However, I can bake cookies...

My man can cook.

Edit - I'm gonna go make some brownies. Mmmm...walnut brownies.

yea, something went wrong with the gene pool in my family, the cooking skills passed to me. oh well i'll be one of those guys that cooks and uses fruity words for it.

yea, something went wrong with the gene pool in my family, the cooking skills passed to me. oh well i'll be one of those guys that cooks and uses fruity words for it.
fruity words for cooking? please elaborate

fruity words? like elaborate ponitless language: "that cake is just marvellous, fantastic flavour.."

like over-exaggeration when you say it, putting emphasis on some words...

o.. haha i can imagine that. I'd pobably laugh at you :)

looks tasty

so i've been missing school a lot lately..oops. for gym if ur gone you have to make up an hour for every hour and a half you miss. thank god my teacher is cool and told me all i have to do is bake cookies for my class instead of making up 3 hours of hiking. the problem is...i'm not the greatest housebitch. i love cooking but i pretty much suck at it. i try so hard not to ruin my cookies or w/e else i'm making but i keep failing :( not to mention i suck at laundry too. at least i can clean....

here's a pic of tonight's cookie..half eaten cuz i coudln't even bring myself to finish the other half

http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e177/quteasabutten/extra%20hosting%20pics/cookie.jpg

it's an ugly color cuz i put the M & M's in first instead of last cuz i wasn't thinking and just wanted to see all the pretty colors. and i think i cooked them too long or something cuz they're super flat and crispy-like...i'm such a cookie failure :(I had to read you post before I knew it was a cookie :nono:

i find a cookie is a cookie..if you didn't substitute salt for sugar..then it has to be good...

looks tasty
good at least someone likes them..you too directory. and no cookies for myshifter.com

when i become a world famous chef all of you who insulted my cooking won't be allowed to come to my superb, overpriced resturant in some exotic location.

good at least someone likes them..you too directory. and no cookies for myshifter.com

when i become a world famous chef all of you who insulted my cooking won't be allowed to come to my superb, overpriced resturant in some exotic location.:nono::licka:

good at least someone likes them..you too directory. and no cookies for myshifter.com

when i become a world famous chef all of you who insulted my cooking won't be allowed to come to my superb, overpriced resturant in some exotic location.

yeah, but then when I evict you and bulldoze it to build an office building on, I'll let everyone visit my cafeteria.

yeah, but then when I evict you and bulldoze it to build an office building on, I'll let everyone visit my cafeteria.
u cant evict me off my own property duh..and i'll be so rich and famous i'll buy it back and still let them all in but you. and my cookies will be yummy. these ones were just a one time little oopsies..

good at least someone likes them..you too directory. and no cookies for myshifter.com

when i become a world famous chef all of you who insulted my cooking won't be allowed to come to my superb, overpriced resturant in some exotic location.


yes...i'll eat your cookie anytime.

yes...i'll eat your cookie anytime.


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as long as the cookie tastes great, i'm all for it. ;)