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Muscletang
05-04-2006, 11:05 PM
Ok let me start out by saying that a week ago I had to turn in some journals for one of my classes. They were a big part of my grade and each journal talked about different subjects that we talked about the entire semester.

Well my last journal was just my personal impression of the class. Half of the page I talked about the class being fairly easy and laid back. It was a nice environment to learn in blah, blah blah. Well the second half I talked about the teacher being very good looking compared to the old dinasours I have in my other classes. I even said she's better looking than many of the freshmen girls I have in my classes.

(NOTE: I wasn't being a kiss ass, she is HOT!)

Anyway, I said that just being funny and didn't think anything of it. Well during the next class she's handing out the journals and she walks to me with a big smile and says with a giggle, "I really enjoyed yours Kyle."

I looked at it and there was a big smiley face on it and she wrote "I really like your sense of humor!"

I didn't think anything of this really. I know I'm not the first student of her's to hit on her.

This brings me to my final which I was scared to death of. Lets just say I didn't score the best on the test during the semester. The only thing that kept me alive were journals, reports, work sheets, stuff like that. I studied like I did for the other test but I did study more and longer since it was the final but I didn't think I'd do too well. I figured I'd do good enough just to get by.

Well the day comes and I go in and take the final. It was a four page test and I guessed on enough of the problems to probably take up one of those pages. So I guessed on about 1/4 of my test. I then wrote my school e-mail on top of the test because she said she'd e-mail us our results the next day.

Yesterday I got on my school e-mail and saw the title "Final Score" in my Inbox. I read it and I made a 99 on my final with her saying I did an excellent job and everything. She also said that my essay at the end of the test was the best one out of everybody's.


Ok now here's my question: Was it just dumb luck that I guessed the right answers on the questions I didn't know or does hitting on your teacher before finals really help you out?

quteasabutton
05-04-2006, 11:32 PM
many girls appreciate flattery, as long as it's not overdone and done in a tasteful manner. clearly, you did an awesome job ;) so yup, it paid off

tonioseven
05-04-2006, 11:42 PM
You kiss-ass!! :p Great job, man!:sunglasse

sv650s
05-04-2006, 11:57 PM
yes.....hitting on your teacher does help, how the hell do you think i made it to high school?


and umm...quteasabutten your sig is pretty freaky for a sausage fest like AF, you might make muscletang or rallysport come out of the closet and we all know those 2 have a thing for each other

quteasabutton
05-05-2006, 12:15 AM
yes.....hitting on your teacher does help, how the hell do you think i made it to high school?


and umm...quteasabutten your sig is pretty freaky for a sausage fest like AF, you might make muscletang or rallysport come out of the closet and we all know those 2 have a thing for each other
nice try at a coverup, we all know it's you who really has the hots for them. and i like my sig...

Muscletang
05-05-2006, 12:18 AM
we all know it's you who really has the hots for them

That and the fact that you always call me up for phone sex and stuff like that at 2 a.m. so that shows I like Taco Bell over Coney Island.

quteasabutton
05-05-2006, 12:32 AM
That and the fact that you always call me up for phone sex and stuff like that at 2 a.m. so that shows I like Taco Bell over Coney Island.
psh what-ev you wish. i'm so not going to vouch for your straightness...

Muscletang
05-05-2006, 12:34 AM
psh what-ev you wish. i'm so not going to vouch for your straightness...

Yet in two and a half hours from now I'll get this voice mail...

I neeeed it plllleeeeaaassssseeeeeeeee

GForce957
05-05-2006, 07:47 AM
Get her number or ask her out now :naughty:

turtlecrxsi
05-05-2006, 08:48 AM
Good job. You could take a chance and hit on her some more; since you're not in her class anymore. Or you can notch one up as a win and continue on your way. You should most definitely make sure the grades are in though first... haha.

1986Z28
05-05-2006, 01:37 PM
please qute im begging you, take that pic off your sig,

2.2 Straight six
05-05-2006, 01:51 PM
my old french teacher (although she wasn't that hot) always used to let me off when i got in trouble because i joked around. it didn't matter if i was shouting and swearing or alseep in her class, i never got in trouble. and i can talk my way out of a lot of stuff in school.

those were the days...

beef_bourito
05-07-2006, 08:35 PM
I'd say go for the home run if: 1) she's not married, that could get pretty awkward, 2) she's not that much older than you (or at least doesn't mind it), 3) isn't one of your profs for next year cause if you screw up it could be a loooong year.

anyways good job, what course was it?

Jet-Lee
05-08-2006, 11:41 AM
fuck her






seriously

Jet-Lee
05-08-2006, 11:41 AM
fuck her






seriously

Rally Sport
05-08-2006, 01:08 PM
^ You cant deny the power of the double post.

fredjacksonsan
05-08-2006, 01:12 PM
Perhaps he thought that "doing doing it it" twice twice was a good idea.

Muscletang
05-08-2006, 08:57 PM
I thought I'd clear a few things up.

1. She is married and has two kids.
2. She WILL NOT be back to school next year...she's going to be the new counselor at my brother's school.
3. I know her a little because she's related to my neighbors...who hate me.


Finally, why do I get the feeling everybody on here is egging me on so they can get their own little kicks from me posting up sex stories?

beef_bourito
05-08-2006, 09:00 PM
not stories, videos.

quteasabutton
05-08-2006, 09:14 PM
I thought I'd clear a few things up.

1. She is married and has two kids.
2. She WILL NOT be back to school next year...she's going to be the new counselor at my brother's school.
3. I know her a little because she's related to my neighbors...who hate me.


Finally, why do I get the feeling everybody on here is egging me on so they can get their own little kicks from me posting up sex stories?
just for the record...i don't want to hear your little sex stories you slut...

Mr Wiggl3s
05-08-2006, 09:17 PM
many girls appreciate flattery, as long as it's not overdone and done in a tasteful manner. clearly, you did an awesome job ;) so yup, it paid off
Im good at that sometimes, others i over do it >_< :banghead:

Muscletang
05-08-2006, 09:21 PM
just for the record...i don't want to hear your little sex stories you slut...

You're a bad liar.

quteasabutton
05-08-2006, 09:24 PM
You're a bad liar.
i wouldn't have to lie if your sex stories weren't so lame and boring :shakehead

Muscletang
05-08-2006, 09:28 PM
i wouldn't have to lie if your sex stories weren't so lame and boring :shakehead

Look who's talking.

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