I'm Retarded...

I just got a $185 speeding ticket and a $75 one for not wearing my seatbelt.

I was going 58 in a 40...

I don't want sympathy, I want someone to kick me in the head. Why am I such a moron?

I'm so mad at myself. I'm going to be broke...




Not to mention the fact that the cop didn't even give me time to take my shirt off...

You should have gave me the money and then let me kick you in the behind or something... :icon16:

Ayep, kick in head sent, ya silly driver!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not to mention the fact that the cop didn't even give me time to take my shirt off...
That's because you have to have it off before he gets to your window.:grinyes:

hahahha you got caught the seatbelt deserves a ass kicking. i usually watch other cars reactions to know when the fuzz is around i only got nailed once and that was the first time

Yeah, that was the first time I've ever been pulled over.

At least I did it big...(well, big to me anyway...)

yeah same thing happened to me too. he never gave me the chance to make a slut-bargain. lol oh well. first time for me was $181 72 in a 55. and u should drive without ur seatbelt here, it's only $10. i always wear mine tho, i'm a good girl :)

if you give me the gas money and a xtra $40 for the effort i can come up there and kick you in the head if you so please


Other than that sorry you got caught

oh, well don't worry about it. I've done worse. Like travel 270km in a 100km zone (still do it on a regular basis). slame on my brakes from 200km coming an inch or two from hitting a fence which had nothing but a 3story drop on the other side (farm country). Trying to eat while driving and end up spilling all of that coke and cheesy meet paddy over the passenger while trying to street race (still do it). Yea things like that.

oh, well don't worry about it. I've done worse. Like travel 270km in a 100km zone (still do it on a regular basis). slame on my brakes from 200km coming an inch or two from hitting a fence which had nothing but a 3story drop on the other side (farm country). Trying to eat while driving and end up spilling all of that coke and cheesy meet paddy over the passenger while trying to street race (still do it). Yea things like that.



Still do it huh...hmm for some reason i dont think your post count will ever get over 1k. If your going to be that stupid on the road i only pray you dont take anyone with you.


Speeding tickets suck.

Yeah, you aren't retarded, but I hope you learn from your mistakes, just don't make new ones! :p

tut tut, if you're going to break the law you could at least be discreet about it. i take my dad's car down the road fto buy occasionally (no licence, no insurance) but if you keep within the limti and dont do anything stupid you wont get caught. the ONLY time i drive without a seatbelt is when i either practice in the driveway (i live on a development) or i turn the car around in the driveway.

my friends and i only break the limit at night, on deserted country roads. we get away with it because either no one's around to see it or we explian to the police that we're not putting anyone else at risk.

if you take your shrt off il pay the ticket

"in other news, the Florida division of Ford have yet to record a 0-60 time, reaching only a pathetic 58mph..."

any reason you were speeding, or is it just something that you usually do?