here is a joke, a quote, and a riddle
Ando_Rules
07-19-2002, 11:28 AM
Joke of the Day
A woman sees a lawyer about a divorce.
He asks, Any grounds?
Woman: yeah, about 2 acres.
Lawyer: Do you have a grudge ?
Woman: No, we have a car port.
Lawyer: Does your husband beat you up in the morning ?
Woman: No,I get up before him.
Agitated lawyer: Well, do you or don't you want a divorce ?
Woman: No, my husband wants it...he says he can't communicate with me !
Daily Quip
"I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out."
Daily Brain Bender
If it takes six men six days to dig six holes, how long will it take one man to dig half a hole?
hope u like them:):D
A woman sees a lawyer about a divorce.
He asks, Any grounds?
Woman: yeah, about 2 acres.
Lawyer: Do you have a grudge ?
Woman: No, we have a car port.
Lawyer: Does your husband beat you up in the morning ?
Woman: No,I get up before him.
Agitated lawyer: Well, do you or don't you want a divorce ?
Woman: No, my husband wants it...he says he can't communicate with me !
Daily Quip
"I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out."
Daily Brain Bender
If it takes six men six days to dig six holes, how long will it take one man to dig half a hole?
hope u like them:):D
Damien
07-19-2002, 11:58 AM
Not bad Ando! I'll give you two :finger: up!
j/p :p
They were actually funny :hehe::hehe:
And you didn't diss the lawyer so they are even better! :D
j/p :p
They were actually funny :hehe::hehe:
And you didn't diss the lawyer so they are even better! :D
Ando_Rules
07-19-2002, 01:30 PM
y is it bad to diss lawyer's or,is like your parents lawyer's man?
thanx for saying its funny
thanx for saying its funny
YogsVR4
07-19-2002, 01:34 PM
3 days :D
Ando_Rules
07-19-2002, 01:50 PM
no there is no such thing as a half hole
YogsVR4
07-19-2002, 01:57 PM
Originally posted by Ando_Rules
no there is no such thing as a half hole
sure their is :D
http://ccrma-www.stanford.edu/~jos/wdth/THE_HALF_HOLE_MODEL.html
no there is no such thing as a half hole
sure their is :D
http://ccrma-www.stanford.edu/~jos/wdth/THE_HALF_HOLE_MODEL.html
Ando_Rules
07-19-2002, 02:06 PM
haha lol i retract my earlier statment lol :)
Damien
07-19-2002, 03:09 PM
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! TO MANY NUMBERS! :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:
No, actually I want to be a defense attorney and it seems based on Panda's point of view that I'm moving to the bottom of the food chain.
I don't really care if you do.......just thought it was cool for a lawyer to be in a joke and not be the joke :D:D:D
No, actually I want to be a defense attorney and it seems based on Panda's point of view that I'm moving to the bottom of the food chain.
I don't really care if you do.......just thought it was cool for a lawyer to be in a joke and not be the joke :D:D:D
Ando_Rules
07-19-2002, 03:39 PM
oh ok, i will make fun of lawyers, but when u become a lawyer ill make jokes with u in them and u making fun of others ok does that sound good man?:):)
Damien
07-19-2002, 03:44 PM
Sat what!?! :huh:
Oh!!! I get it! :thinkerg: Sounds good then! :D
Oh!!! I get it! :thinkerg: Sounds good then! :D
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