Dear Abby Stumpers

DEAR ABBY STUMPERS
The following are actual letters that Abigail Van
Buren (Dear Abby) admitted she was at a total loss to
answer:
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Dear Abby,
A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher, and the other is a social worker in her mid twenties. These two women go everywhere together, and I've never seen a man go into their apartment or come out. Do you think they could be Lebanese?

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Dear Abby,
What can I do about all the sex, nudity, language and violence on my VCR?

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Dear Abby,
I have a man I never could trust. He cheats so much I'm not even sure this baby I'm carrying is even his.

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Dear Abby,
I am a twenty-three-year-old liberated woman who has been on the pill for two years. It's getting expensive, and I think my boyfriend should share half the cost, but I don't know him well enough to discuss money with him.

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Dear Abby,
Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who was raised in a good Christian home turn against his own?

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Dear Abby,
I joined the Navy to see the world. I've seen it. Now, how do I get out?

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Dear Abby,
My forty-year-old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50 an hour every week for two- and-a-half years. He must be crazy.

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Dear Abby,
Do you think it would be all right if I gave my doctor a little gift? I tried for years to get pregnant and couldn't, and he did it.

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Dear Abby,
My mother is mean and short-tempered. Do you think she is going through her mental pause?

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Dear Abby,
You told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in sex to send him to a doctor. Well, my husband lost all interest in sex years ago and he IS a doctor. What now?

Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who was raised in a good Christian home turn against his own?

Judo = Judas? hahahaha LMAO

With the exception of the last two items, the rest of the people need the THE STUPID CHIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hahaha hilarious! :hehehe: :lol2:

Some of those people need to be put out of their misery... :bloated:







Others just need to be laughed at!!! :lol2:

So how is that stupid chip coming along???? Clearly you are going to launch into a big market:rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Someone need to tell them that there is a special place for them and two big guys in white will privately escort you there :D:D:D