Some sound financil advice......
ragt20
07-18-2002, 05:59 PM
If you had bought $1000.00 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.
With Enron, you would have $16.50 of the original $1,000.00.
With Worldcom, you would have less than $5.00 left.
If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Budweiser (the beer, not the stock) one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the 10 cent deposit, you would have $214.00.
Based on the above, my current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. :D :D :D
With Enron, you would have $16.50 of the original $1,000.00.
With Worldcom, you would have less than $5.00 left.
If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Budweiser (the beer, not the stock) one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the 10 cent deposit, you would have $214.00.
Based on the above, my current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. :D :D :D
ragt20
07-18-2002, 06:00 PM
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ITALIAN CAPITALISM:
* You have two cows, but you don't know where they are.
* You break for lunch.
RUSSIAN CAPITALISM:
* You have two cows.
* You count them and learn you have five cows.
* You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.
* You count them again and learn you have 12 cows.
* You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.
SWISS CAPITALISM:
* You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you.
* You charge an outrageous fee to others for storing them.
CHINESE CAPITALISM:
* You have two cows.
* You have 300 people milking them.
* You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest
and detain without trial the journalist who reported the number of
cows.
NEW ZEALAND CAPITALISM:
* You have two cows.
* That one on the left is kinda cute...
ITALIAN CAPITALISM:
* You have two cows, but you don't know where they are.
* You break for lunch.
RUSSIAN CAPITALISM:
* You have two cows.
* You count them and learn you have five cows.
* You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.
* You count them again and learn you have 12 cows.
* You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.
SWISS CAPITALISM:
* You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you.
* You charge an outrageous fee to others for storing them.
CHINESE CAPITALISM:
* You have two cows.
* You have 300 people milking them.
* You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest
and detain without trial the journalist who reported the number of
cows.
NEW ZEALAND CAPITALISM:
* You have two cows.
* That one on the left is kinda cute...
Spec2 Girl
07-18-2002, 06:40 PM
Originally posted by ragt20
NEW ZEALAND CAPITALISM:
* You have two cows.
* That one on the left is kinda cute... Shouldn't that be sheep??? :hehehe: :p
NEW ZEALAND CAPITALISM:
* You have two cows.
* That one on the left is kinda cute... Shouldn't that be sheep??? :hehehe: :p
tazdev
07-18-2002, 11:59 PM
Originally posted by Spec2 Girl
Shouldn't that be sheep??? :hehehe: :p
NO. You are thinking about australians again :D
Shouldn't that be sheep??? :hehehe: :p
NO. You are thinking about australians again :D
DVSNCYNIKL
07-19-2002, 08:15 AM
Rags, you should start a financial consulting firm..............................
for the mentally incompetent.:silly2: :D :D :D :D
for the mentally incompetent.:silly2: :D :D :D :D
YogsVR4
07-19-2002, 09:42 AM
Its so sad its funny!
Poor cows :alien2:
Poor cows :alien2:
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