Josh's semi annual joke thread

On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman, in particular, loses it. Distraught, she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm to young to die," she wails. "If i'm going to die, i want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there any MAN on this plane who can make me feel like a woman?"

For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril. They all stare, eyes riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane. Then a cowboy from Wyoming stands up in the rear of the plane. He is handsome, well built, with dark brown hair and blue eyes. He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbottoning his shirt. Muscles ripped across his chest. He reaches toward her...she gasps... he whispers





"Iron this. Then get me a beer."




:grinno:

:rofl: thats pretty good

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepost.

but still good.

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepost.


http://www.sputnikretro.co.uk/shop/shopimages/products/thumbnails/DSC01085.JPG

oh man, i just burst out laughing....

This joke is so old it's not even funny to masoginistic men anymore...

:disappoin

http://www.sputnikretro.co.uk/shop/shopimages/products/thumbnails/DSC01085.JPG

I liked that better then the joke! :lol:

This joke is so old it's not even funny to masoginistic men anymore...

:disappoin

Dito

Oh that picture is fuckin hiarious!!

Since the joke is old you owe us a new one.

Since the joke is old you owe us a new one.
definetely. since this is your semi annual joke thread, that meant you had 6 months to come up with something good. and this is all we got? time for a new joke bud

entertaining none the less

i still liked it

i hadn't heard it before, i liked it, my roommate liked it, good joke.

edit: my roommate also just sacked himself by accident so that added to the comedy lol

sacked himself? what does that mean? (excuse my foreign-ness)

he hit himself between the legs.

ouch..

I'm laffing...at everything...someone sacked their own nutz, ok joke...funny pic..:rofl:

Thanks..man.:icon16: