-Davo got knocked teh f**k out!

lol


yeah I did.


I was playing footy today about 1pm when I collided with a team mate, I got knocked flat to the ground he was alright, but I had hit my left eye brow, it inflammed straight away and I Was sent off, it was like someone has put a pen under my eye brow and pulled the skin over the top, it was quite weird, I kept ice on it till I could get home.

Korn and Disturbed concert tonight, I had organised to go over my mates by 4 have a few drinks and head in, I got there at 3pm, had a few beers and showed of my huge bruise to my mates, I was king.

We got, 20 minutes up the highway (traffic) when Josh and I had to piss, so we pulled into a servo and after I did my thang I looked in the mirror, to my horror my big bruise was getting bigger.

It kept getting bigger until I was phyically unable to open my eye, I got taken to the hospital hoping they could drain the crap out, but to my dismay they didn't and sent me home pretty much.

Now I sit here, missing out on my fucking concert, in pain, with a fucking GOLF BALL under my eyebrow, I cannot open my eye, its fucking huge and it hurts.

Doc says it'll be like this for at least 3-4 days.

Get fucked.

Pics coming soon when my brother uploads them from his phone. :uhoh:

ah fuck its getting bigger and its starting to push into my eye!

fucking hell i hate this bbbuuulllshit.

well,

we're all praying you will pull through this




oh GOD, not DAVOOOO!!

:)

Ice & Advil would be your best friend here Davo! Hope you got some sleep.

drink a beer.

That sucks I bet you missed a great show, but it was probably the smart choice to not go and maybe get hurt more. I can’t wait until July when I see slayer at cobo hall.

- Kevin

yeah, im going to see disturbed at ozzfest. w00t, ill let ya know. :D

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were they playing "full nelson" by limp bizkit during the match?

:( that really sucks. same with missing the concert too. advil, ice and a beer are all probably your best bets, so find the nearest woman and put her to work.

just like when beef burrito put himself thru a glass door to save his beloved vaccuum cleaner..sitting there pissed off is the best time to think up a story of "how it really happened" :lol:

Damn that sucks. Hope it gets better.

Shows come around all yr long so you can catch another one.. just remember not to play footy before hand.
even though you probably missed a good show just think of how much worse your would of looked if you did go.

rember, a guy was robbing a girl for her purse, but you ran in and tried to stop him. he hit you in the face but you fought back and knocked him out, before calling the police.

ouch thats gotta hurt........

:useless: LETS SEE IT!

rember, a guy was robbing a girl for her purse, but you ran in and tried to stop him. he hit you in the face but you fought back and knocked him out, before calling the police.
you forgot to mention you recovered the purse, and got her number and then some for being the hero and saving her life

you forgot to mention you recovered the purse, and got her number and then some for being the hero and saving her life

nah chris probably bought a dime bag with the money and drove down to soho to buy a couple of girls for the night

nah chris probably should have bought me a dime bag with the money and drove down to soho to buy a couple of girls for me for the night
is that ^^^ what you were trying to say? cuz i know chris and he isn't like that.

That sucks I bet you missed a great show, but it was probably the smart choice to not go and maybe get hurt more. I can’t wait until July when I see slayer at cobo hall.

- Kevin

Holy shit I might be at that one too!


And -Davo I know almost exactly what you mean. I have a nasty black eye from a good ole' drunk fight this weekend. Didn't swell nearly that bad, but just remember...chicks did the black eyes.

Holy shit I might be at that one too!


And -Davo I know almost exactly what you mean. I have a nasty black eye from a good ole' drunk fight this weekend. Didn't swell nearly that bad, but just remember...chicks dig the black eyes.
we do? idk, maybe it's just me, but a black eye tells me he wasn't a good enough fighter to defend himself completely.

Chicks must dig black eyes for sure, seems like they all have them.

we do? idk, maybe it's just me, but a black eye tells me he wasn't a good enough fighter to defend himself completely.


HAHA...if you don't get hit in a fight and get at least a little black eye then it must have been a sissy fight.

Anywho...who cares about the black eye...that concert would've been fucking awesome, but if you can't see with one eye then yeah. That concert would've been brutal though and you're eye would be fucked...

concider yourself lucky, two years ago some guys were playing football at my school, two guys collided, one guys eybrow burst, blood everywhere. the guy got over twenty stitches (the doc stoped counting at 20). the guy looked almost as disfigured as me lol.

anyways hope you get better soon, at least you'll be playing football soon, you have no idea how much i am missing rowing. my damn stitches in my arm are preventing me from rowing. good noews though, i hopped on an ergometer (rowing machine) and rowed for about 10 minutes (1 minute 1/2 pressure, 1 minute 3/4 pressure with the last minute at full pressure and high stoke rate) and there wasn't any blood coming out of my stitches.

anyways like everyone said advil (or any type of ibuprofein) and a cold compress. or you could do it rocky style and razor blade your eybrow, if you do this video tape it.

Chicks must dig black eyes for sure, seems like they all have them.
but remember its cuz they "fall down the stairs"

that's only if they're married. if they're single, they got drunk, puked on the bathroom floor, slipped on their puke and hit a toilet seat (remind you of anybody?)

that's only if they're married. if they're single, they got drunk, puked on the bathroom floor, slipped on their puke and hit a toilet seat (remind you of anybody?)



has anyone tryed to instant mesage her to see what she says






might be entertaining........... if anyone does save the mesages if they are funny

it sais shes not accepting pm's

it sais shes not accepting pm's


not pm's in her profile it has her aol instant mesager adress

This once happened to 2 of my best friends, & me in one week. For me, my bud kicked open a door and hit me in the head(by accident, lol). My two friends were playing smeer the queer and ran into each other(it was pitch black)..needless to say we got some looks. The swelling will go down pretty quick man, don't worry.

i saw a video ages ago like that, some kid thinks he's funny by holding the door when his friend tries to open it, he turns and laughs at the camera, while he's doing that the kid on the other side of the door kicks it and the door hits the first one in the head. straight to the floor. (i think.)

it sais shes not accepting pm's

i PM'd her right when the thread about her with the car domain thing was out. no reply.

You should feel lucky and stop whining you fag.









It's not often Chuck Norris leaves survivors :p

stop whining? from the emo master himself...


more irony this week, folks..

Well I'm back.

Chicks so dig my huge black eye, I got stares all day!

the swelling went down a bit, but I still can't open my eye, looks like a golf ball under my eye lid now, so gay.

I went to the doc today he refered me to an eye guy, went to him, he wants to look into my eye to make sure the retena is alright but I can't open my eye, even forced and shit I can only just open it a little.


I'm a pirate now, yyaarrrr

wheres the pics?

P-I-C-S dude!

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Well I'm back.

Chicks so dig my huge black eye, I got stares all day!

the swelling went down a bit, but I still can't open my eye, looks like a golf ball under my eye lid now, so gay.

I went to the doc today he refered me to an eye guy, went to him, he wants to look into my eye to make sure the retena is alright but I can't open my eye, even forced and shit I can only just open it a little.


I'm a pirate now, yyaarrrr


ARRRRGGGG...get an eyepatch...those are awesome.

And post pics.

What a p*ssy! :lol:

Joking dude...all I gotta say is OUCH!

It probably hurts like a b*tch...I wouldn't know..never been black-eyed before..guess I'm either a wuss or a lucky sob..:rolleyes:

Hope it heals soon...and remember..


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What a p*ssy! :lol:

Joking dude...all I gotta say is OUCH!

It probably hurts like a b*tch...I wouldn't know..never been black-eyed before..guess I'm either a wuss or a lucky sob..:rolleyes:

Hope it heals soon...and remember..


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Or just not dumb enough to get in a fight or run into somebody full speed.

Or just not dumb enough to get in a fight or run into somebody full speed.
Or some thing (like, oh let's say, a window)

but just remember...chicks dig the black guys.

yes.....yes i know

Or just not dumb enough to get in a fight or run into somebody full speed.Now, why didn't I think of that? :uhoh:

you missed disturbed???

that has got to hurt more than the knock to the head. Their Auckland concert kicked ass


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come on pics!

I said i'd post pics, I have one its red, but its good just gotta upload it somewhere it's over 1mb where can i upload pics 1mb in size?

i'll try my photobucket thing first.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v180/-Davo/IMG_0022.jpg

taken yesturday.

I can open my eye a little now.

haha.

the swelling has gone down and the black eye has come out.

I still got pwnt.

http://www.pictiger.comdoes pics up to 1MB in size. why don't you just make it smaller?

Damn o_O

That looks awful man. Hope it'll get better soon because that looks(and probably feels)...ugh..

aww that looks horrible. :( cute hat tho

oh i see how it is, you say that's horrible when you see him all banged up but you dont say anything when i get CUT up. see his is going to heal with no mark, i'm going to have a bigass scar on my face.

beef burito, self ownage.

that's how dumbasses do it.

-davOWN3D

-davo, i love that shade of eyeshadow you have picked out to go with your black, swollen eye. that really accentuates it, i bet the ladies just swoon

ouch! thats manly.

-davownage.

hahahahahah, <3 you guys.

It's really come up black now, haha.

It's still big, but it's coming down slowly. I can open my eye now only a little though.

outsch that hurts!

hope it´s better now!

I can open my eye a little, and my left eye is blury when I try to focus it.

Seeing an eye doc on friday.