Diets & Dying

Here's the final word on nutrition and health.
It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies.

The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer
heart attacks than the British or Americans.

The French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer
heart attacks than the British or Americans.

The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer
fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and
also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

CONCLUSION:
Eat and drink what you like.
Speaking English is apparently what kills you"

Hahaha :hehehe: Maybe I should learn another language then! :p

ahh thats what I've been doin wrong for all these years :rolleyes: :p

Wuenderbar!

Ich es was gefaellt mir! (Und jetzt sprech' Ich nicht Englisch!)

I nessun parla inglese :finger: :finger: :finger: :finger:

That's why I speak spanish!:D :D :D

Its a good job that i dont no one bit of english then. phew

VAFFANCULO AMERICANOS!!! :flipa:

Just say "NO" to SUPERSIZE !

haha LMAO man i gotta learn italion then