orange tanned hoes

i felt like slapping one of those faux tan paris hilton bitches today we were on a park bench talking in spanish with some friends and this bitch out of nowhere says you mexicans should really go back to where you came from and were like "were not mexicans you dipshit" she got all pissed and called her wuss boyfriend over he tried to act hard but you could easily tell in his voice he was scared hes like "lets go" she was pissed that he wasnt go do anything to us and got mad at him then continued walking away from us. one of my friends got up and yelled "next time get a real tan not a shit smear" her boyfriend tried to do one of those im coming for you runs but stopped in his tracks when he realized that my friend started walking in his direction. man what a day.

o fuck, i know what u mean. i seriously can't even find those broads attractive anymore cuz too many of them are exactly what you've described. don't worry, one day i'm just ognna snap and end up driving a glass shard in their jugular... all of them.

I would've slapped her.. just because itd be funny and random as hell for her since she would've never seen it coming.

Or just wait until her bf gets there so you can hit em' both with one blow.
(2 swings just costs too much well earned energy).

stupid fakebake bitches. i've only done it a few times to get a base tan before i went to mexico but that was it. i've seen girls whose skin has sunspots, is rubbery and the most disgusting, unnatural color ever. i just keep telling myself it's ok i'm not very tan, cuz i won't have wrinkles and sagging skin by the time i'm 20. :) so i'll be a MILF instead. lol and people who discriminate like that need to be slapped too. or to punish her more just take away her tanning membership!

I would've slapped her.. just because itd be funny and random as hell for her since she would've never seen it coming.

Hell yea. Then when that dipshit started to try to run I would of ran right at him. triffling ass people.

Everyone thinks that because I'm from the Keys I'm supposed to be this golden bronze goddess.

In reality, I'm very pale...I used to mind, but now I don't anymore because I'm not going to look like I'm 60 when I'm 30.

I can't stand it when you see girls in the middle of December and they look like Oompa-loompas because they're so fake orangey. Bleh.

I want more stories like that.

In reality, I'm very pale...I used to mind, but now I don't anymore because I'm not going to look like I'm 60 when I'm 30.
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Thats not really true. I've been a beach bum since I was born. In Va, Ms, and Fl and I can't even buy a movie from walmart without getting carded.

Didnt know you were 30..

25 but alot of people down here think I'm 18 or younger. My brother doesnt get carded and he's younger than be by 3yrs.

i don't go tanning, i go to spain every year but i don't lay out or anything. i go swimming and such, but always use good sun-cream. i get tanned but not excessively.

there's one at my college, she's a total bitch too. i hate the way some of them act like they're the hottest thing around. she has a really big, wide, flat ass. wide shoulders and a peanut head. then she says shit to my friend that i'm in love with one of my friends, on the basis "they sat on a bench together."

which brings me to the "ooooh i'm hard" guys, if you're not hard then don't try and start shit. there's one guy in my college, in english he kept talking over me untill i clearly said, in front of everyone. "Reshil, you're a prick." then he does the hard-man act but nothing comes of it.

sorry for the hijack, they piss me off too.

yeah i know if your going to be such a hardass you gotta be able to back it up. its so annoying

[ :) so i'll be a MILF instead. lol and people who discriminate like that need to be slapped too. or to punish her more just take away her tanning membership![/quote]

Once you MILF, post your website.

we saw them again today they were walking across the street from the park we saw them they were moving and shakin i never seen anyone walk that fast before and there was only 2 of us that time

I can't stand that shit, when people out of no where come up with stuff like that. Ignorant too...apparently they think Mexicans are the only one's who speak Spanish. I laughed so hard about the whole "boyfriend tried to do one of those im coming for you runs", lol. that was funny :), a standard trademark of wannabe hardasses.

o man, this one chick at my school does that but puts little stickers on before that so when shes done she peels them off and has little white stars on her back. She is a retaded. Enough said

alright this slut has given 19 guys head and got it up the ass twice and she has only really had sex with one guy. O yeah she's a fake back also.

alright this slut has given 19 guys head and got it up the ass twice and she has only really had sex with one guy. O yeah she's a fake back also.
so...ur point? there is no correlation between fake baking and how many guys you fool around with. and at ur age that sounds like a lot but really..just wait till you get to college in a few years. so stop being such a nasty bitch and talking about all these girls like ur so much better (in reference to ur stress release thread too).

alright this slut has given 19 guys head and got it up the ass twice and she has only really had sex with one guy. O yeah she's a fake back also.
what the hell is a fake back? And this one guy thats had sex with here gave her anal 2x's more power to him

alright this slut has given 19 guys head and got it up the ass twice and she has only really had sex with one guy. O yeah she's a fake back also.


Sounds like your jealous you didnt get head.

Sounds like your jealous you didnt get head.
wickedblack is a girl...so u might want to rephrase that..

alright this slut has given 19 guys head and got it up the ass twice and she has only really had sex with one guy. O yeah she's a fake back also.

Since this is the stress release forum, I will take the following few seconds to release some stress...

AAAAGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!! GROW UP!

Done. Thanks. :)

Sounds like your jealous you didnt get head.


Ok then. Sounds like your mad cause she gave your boyfriend head.

Ok then. Sounds like your mad cause she gave your boyfriend head.
haha noob u quoted urself :p and my boyfriend (if i had one) wouldn't need to get head from her cuz i keep my boy plenty happy :)

Well actually, I'm not jelous because she has herpies so bad that over half that many guys turned her down. The guy that had sex with her is not the guy that got her up the ass. That was two different guys. And this is a stress relief forum so I decided to give what I thought not to be critisized by ya'll. Thank you for pointing out that I am indeed a girl. And no my before hates that slut one b/c she is nasty and two we are pretty much inseperable.

And no my before hates that slut one b/c she is nasty and two we are pretty much inseperable.

Eh?

So then she had sex with more than one guy.

And Nicole im gonna have to second the eh of yours im alittle lost by that statement as well
And this is a stress relief forum so I decided to give what I thought not to be critisized by ya'll. Yes this is a stress release forum but this thread is about people who fake tan and not about a girl that likes to get her freak on.

what? wait, why are we comparing fake tanning with sex lives?

http://www.worth1000.com/entries/179500/179816rWyv_w.jpg

what? wait, why are we comparing fake tanning with sex lives?

http://www.worth1000.com/entries/179500/179816rWyv_w.jpg
whoa whoa whoa... this was not a WE statement. this was a HER statement.

and wickedblack..please please just grow up, maybe even just a little? and you really think she had herpes? and just can't wait to get in EVERY guy's pants? sounds like more of your 5th grade rumours. i'm not gonna speak for everyone here but i personally really don't care who u think is a slut or what they did. cuz ya know what? next year you're probably going to be doing the same thing. makes ya feel all warm and fuzzy inside, doesn't it?

whoa whoa whoa... this was not a WE statement. this was a HER statement.

and wickedblack..please please just grow up, maybe even just a little? and you really think she had herpes? and just can't wait to get in EVERY guy's pants? sounds like more of your 5th grade rumours. i'm not gonna speak for everyone here but i personally really don't care who u think is a slut or what they did. cuz ya know what? next year you're probably going to be doing the same thing. makes ya feel all warm and fuzzy inside, doesn't it?
:lol::lol:

She takes it up the butt?

Name and number?

She takes it up the butt?

Name and number?

Agatha Rommel 555- 911- HERPES

^ +1. Hi-oh!

Agatha Rommel 555- 911- HERPES
"*doo doo doo*This number has been disconnected or is no longer in service. Please check your number and try again."

Liar.