free breast exams!

http://www.break.com/index/freebreastexam.html

*this is a news clip, no breasts are actually exposed* (sorry to disappoint, but AF isn't the place for pornos)

got me horny..and then i find out there's no tits. You suck at life :disappoin

That guy is awesome!


Until you get serious and know that he's a big ass pervert.. but such is life.

i wouldn't go door to door.

by the way qute, if you ever need a free breast exam, you know who to call ;) (and i hope you dont speak good english)

Does he do it for guys? :rofl:

she mentions breasts and this turns into another jr. vanessa thread...

:rolleyes:

Now you're gonna get her all fired up again.

hahahaha old man got game

she mentions breasts and this turns into another jr. vanessa thread...

:rolleyes:
anyone who attempts to turn this into a vanessa thread will be given a vacation.

Now you're gonna get her all fired up again.
and i'm not gonna get all fired up again, i'm not an internet popularity whore like she is! at least not of that magnitude :p

wow ms moderator is taking over, watch out.

wow ms moderator is taking over, watch out.
damn straight, so quit toeing the line :nono: lol i don't think i'll ever be allowed to be a mod. i think there's something in the mod clause about not being able to be a mod if ur this sexy..or something like that

what about saturntangerine?

what about saturntangerine?
one female mod out of like what? 80 some? and she got modded awhile back.

and do you know why that is?


because you should be in he kitchen.


why dont women buy umbrellas?

because it doesn't rain between the kitchen and the laundry room.

and do you know why that is?


because you should be in he kitchen.


why dont women buy umbrellas?

because it doesn't rain between the kitchen and the laundry room.
unless ur husband is a shitty repair man and a hose breaks on the washing machine cuz he's too busy sitting on his fatass in front of the tv drinking beer. :nono:

Or if he doesn't fix the roof.

Maybe the guy should of went as a all out ob/gyn doc and tried to get some other inspections in there.

i think there's something in the mod clause about not being able to be a mod if ur this sexy..


:spit: :spit:



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:rofl: :rofl:

Good one.

BAH! i think it's the other way around. The AF Matron was Teh Mod...

and i'm about the only person that remembers that.

and do you know why that is?


because you should be in he kitchen.


why dont women buy umbrellas?

because it doesn't rain between the kitchen and the laundry room.
:rofl: :rofl: nice

i cant believe some people actually fell for it the free breast exam...

Juggle your 34-D's you keep flaunting around this forum, I honestly think you wish to call attention to yourself at times. Getting a bit old.

Or if he doesn't fix the roof.

Maybe the guy should of went as a all out ob/gyn doc and tried to get some other inspections in there. What an idiot....wonder why he didn't do that...:shakehead

Juggle your 34-D's you keep flaunting around this forum, I honestly think you wish to call attention to yourself at times. Getting a bit old.

:1:

Juggle your 34-D's you keep flaunting around this forum, I honestly think you wish to call attention to yourself at times. Getting a bit old.
this thread isn't about me at all. i just thought it was a funny story that my friend showed me. had a guy posted this you never would have even thought to say something like that. i'm not trying to flaunt myself or call attention to myself, i really couldn't care if guys on a car forum drool all over me or not.

ok how about we lay off miss 34 and get back to the real topic, old men feeling up young women. i wonder how long he's in jail for.

Bet ya he gets "felt up" more times than he felt up girls.

Bet ya he gets "felt up" more times than he felt up girls.
yeah..probably by his right hand

no, by his bunkmate bubba.

no, by his bunkmate bubba.
that's next week now that he's been caught. dirty old man..:shakehead

dirty? i distinctly remember them naming you on that news show as one of his returning customers.

You mean I ain't her only doc? Damn that hurts my........business.

The people in prison don't take kindly to any kind of molestation peeps, he's going to make a good prison bitch for some con.

You mean I ain't her only doc? Damn that hurts my........business.

The people in prison don't take kindly to any kind of molestation peeps, he's going to make a good prison bitch for some con.
i meant to tell you sooner i've been cheating on you..i'm sorry it had to come to this.

and on a serious note, people who molest or sexually assault or rape others deserve to be castrated. proven guilty, no questions asked, just hack their balls off. preferably with a rusty, dull saw. make them feel the pain we have.

Actually when they get to jail they do feel ya'lls pain. Like I said they are the first to become someones bitch, and not by choice, but rather forceably.
But yea they should still get hacked up a bit.

Thought this thread was closed..

Thought this thread was closed..
nope, but just wait like 10 minutes or so, i'm sure it will be. there's a rule on AF that none of my threads can remain open after 2 1/2 days.

wow, looks like kustmace is late on this one, oh well wont be long.

and as for the molesters and stuff. they get raped pretty badly in prison, many of them die. i heard a story about one guy who got raped by a bunch of them and killed by getting a foreign object up the rear, not a fun way to go. so don't lower yourself by doing this to them, let the prisoners take care of them.

nope, but just wait like 10 minutes or so, i'm sure it will be. there's a rule on AF that none of my threads can remain open after 2 1/2 days.
seems to be the rule for mine as well I had 2 closed yesterday:frown:

Threads don't get closed because of the thread starter, they get closed because of people post whoring and dragging them off topic.

If you're wondering what post whoring and dragging threads off topic means, this thread has wonderful examples of both.

Okay....I guess all this time I was a post whore....:frown:....it must mean I'm going to jail with the molesters too...:eek:....right?

I guess I'm :screwy: , and have to rethink everything...:shakehead




















.....naw....too much work...:lol: :icon16:

http://www.checkoutmybreasts.com/
this is a breast cancer awareness site (my med school friend sent it to me). It just happens to have a really hot spokeswoman that is naked. NWS...sorta.

http://www.checkoutmybreasts.com/
this is a breast cancer awareness site (my med school friend sent it to me). It just happens to have a really hot spokeswoman that is naked. NWS...sorta.

Whoa.. isnt it weird that for once I wasnt turned on by looking at a chick's breasts? Maybe it was it because she was doing something informative.. :dunno:

I wonder how much they had to pay that girl to do that.

At one point, her expression was like, "Why the hell am I doing this, again?"

Whoa.. isnt it weird that for once I wasnt turned on by looking at a chick's breasts?

Speak for yourself man!

Maybe it was it because she was doing something informative.. :dunno:

I thought it was more of a turn on...

http://www.checkoutmybreasts.com/

Link don't werk...:frown:

Link don't werk...:frown:

Bummer man, you really missed out.

Bummer man, you really missed out.
it didn't work for me either..but am i still missing out?

I'm willing to guess that you aren't..... unless you're lesbian or bi.

I'm willing to guess that you aren't..... unless you're lesbian or bi.

Plus she can touch and look at her own breasts if she wants.

but i'd much rather have her pay me to do it.