Posers!

Well, seens how "Funny little story" has gotten some attention, I figured I'd make a designated thread to bash on these guys and talk about how lame they are. If you have any stories of people in your area trying to be all "Fast and the Furious" like, tell us how lame they are. :smokin:

I was in an Autozone once and a couple of the employees were assembling a huge aftermarket wing...I asked them if they were going to spray paint it bright yellow too...they looked around (prolly to see if the guy buying it was there) and then started laughing :)

wow, thats funny. I didn't know Autozone did something besides sit on their asses. I guess its just my Autozone that sucks.

This is from another post I made on a blog.

Wow, GREAT TIME tonight. Its too bad Krum wasn't with us. lol. Jesse and Jake showed up and we headed to Greenville. Got to Meijer and video taped us making fun of the car club. Wow, this will make a great PSA about not dropping out of school. I bet we drove close to 50 miles just in the Meijer parking lot alone. At first I was all like, "I want your bodies soooo bad." in a wierd European accent while blasting "Its Raining Men" on the car stereo. Wow, they call us fags, then I we said that the white Grand Am with the purple "glow" looked pretty gay and he followed us. Didn't take long for him to puss out and stop. We continued to bash them and then this guy and this "witch" followed us in this shitty Baretta, hahaha, and we were driving by the hospital and he started to speed up and get real close to my bumped, so BRAKE CHECK! lol, we had the windows down so we heard his tired skidding. Wow, FUNNY. So we drove around a little, just cruisin' listening to some Megadeth. Drove by s'more and what not. Then I started asking them if they wanted to put it in meh butthole and if they didn't I would gladly put mine in theirs, Jake come up with that. HAHA! Keep in mind, this is ALL on tape. Now when we edit we have to take out the audio because I swore a lot, so I'm going to put "Its Raining Men" over the audio. Yea, then we drove up next to them because this Baretta was trying to follow us. I'm pretty sure the 'witch' got my plate numbers, but I dont care. Ray, the 'ring leader of idiots' came over and talked to us. HAHA, he got laid off by KF friggin C. lol. Wow, so I talked to him for a little bit, hes not a bad guy, just not too smart when it comes to 'being good at life.' Wow, yea, good times. He said he didn't mind us givin' him shit because hes had worse done to him. Oh well, I guess. All I can say, is that its some good entertainment for Greenville people.

Neon ground effects, $200.
Wing for your car, $450.
Strobe lights, 60$
Getting laid off by KFC, Priceless.

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