e-harmony found the perfect match for me

Yup, it's true. e-harmony found the person I believe to be the one. Check her out *link removed by moderator*

Oh, come on. Lighten up. It's a joke.

Sorry man, but that's not appropriate for the open forums, especially considering that this site is open to 13-year-olds. Please refrain from posting links like that again or you will recieve a ban.