DVS funny.

While trying to escape through Pakistan, Osama Bin Laden found a bottle
> on a beach and picked it up. Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle
> and with a smile said, "Master, may I grant you one wish?"
>
> "You ignorant, unworthy daughter-of-a-dog! Don't you know who I am?
> I don't need any common woman giving me anything!" barked Bin Laden.
>
> The shocked genie said "Please, I must grant you a wish or I will be
> returned to that bottle forever."
>
> Osama thought a moment, then grumbled about the impertinence of the
> woman and said "Very well, I want to awaken with three white women in
> my bed in the morning, so just do it and be off with you !"
>
> The annoyed genie said, "So be it !" and disappeared.
>
> The next morning, Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt,
> Tonya Harding, and Hillary Clinton. His penis was gone, his knee was
> broken, and he had no health insurance.

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:ylsuper Nice one, DDDDDUUUDDDDEEEE!!! :ylsuper

Hilarious . . .:silly2:

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The Panda like's it!!!

Originally posted by i_rebel
Hilarious . . .:silly2: Sorry D, I've gotta 'ho your thread:

SUP REBEL?!?!?! :D :D :D

Originally posted by JD@af
Sorry D, I've gotta 'ho your thread:

SUP REBEL?!?!?! :D :D :D

Shit, fuck that! How the hell are u rebel?:finger: :finger:

The DOC told a funny!!! :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

:D :D ...yeah not bad mate:p :p

OUCH, OUCH and DAMMIT!

*lol* Dude, that was wrong!



And heck, while I'm at it: Hi Rebel!

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Hilarious stuff there DOC:devil: :devil:

That was a good one DVS! Wrong.but good! :D:lo2::lol2::lol2::lol2:

yo haha DVS thats hilarious guy, bin laden should have asked for 3 hot women lol :):D