Fav. Quotes!

everyone post ur favorite quotes here!!

"i'll only put it in a little bit.."

Violence is not the solution.....but it is fun.

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"Think for yourself. Question Authority." ~Maynard James Keenan
"There is no such thing as paranoia. There's only ignorance." ~Hunter S. Thompson
"Buy the ticket, take the ride." ~Hunter S. Thompson
"Lovin' is what i got" ~Bradley Nowell

"never give up the thrill of life for the safety of existence."

"An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest."

"Be slow in choosing a friend, slower in changing."

"Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise."

"He that can have patience can have what he will."

All the above are by Ben Franklin.

"Hey I know that guy! - That's Mario! he steals my crack!" P. Mann
"I hate those things, I hate them because they're bad." P. Mann
"Get in this bodybag so I can shoot you." J. Kelly

sometimes you do your best thinking when you're not thinking at all

:sunglasse "With Great Power Comes Great Responsibility" :sunglasse

"It's better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid, then to open it and remove all doubt"

"Pain is weakness leaving the body"

Dream as If you will live forever,
Live as if you're going to die today.

"After all is said and done, a lot more will be said than done."

"Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible." --Doug Larson

Join the army, see the world, meet interesting people, and kill them.
Unknown

It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Wood Allen

I can resist everything except temptation.
Oscar Wilde

Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
Steve Martin

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to someone else.
Will Rogers

If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.
Will Rogers

If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
Will Rogers

If we ever pass out as a great nation we ought to put on our tombstone 'America died from a delusion that she had moral leadership'.
Will Rogers

Those who have long enjoyed such privileges as we enjoy forget in time that men have died to win them.
FDR

"What is written without effort is in general read without pleasure." - Dr. Samuel Johnson - 18th Century Lexicographer and Essayist...

click here for more quotes from him... http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Samuel_Johnson

"Have you ever seen a girl that just made you want to take a dump?"

"It's not speed that kills you, its suddenly becoming stationary that does." Jeremy Clarkson

"The corner is as astranged to America as a small mill or a president, who could spell. And the American cars run off and cry when they see them." Richard Hammond

" Cowboy the F**K up .... "

" Why put off till tomorrow ... what you can put off completely "

" A mind is a wonderful thing to waste "

But when the injury is serious Christianity is adjourned, and even saints reach for their sidearms. -HL Mencken

"Every group of black guys should have at least one white friend with them at all times. Cuz when shit goes down and the police show up you need someone to talk to the cops."-Dave Chappelle