Your horascope

Aries (March 21 - April 19)
An eldrich fiend will hover at the edge of your sight, tonight, as you look out your window. Not a particularly good day for a midnight stroll.

Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
Beware of Doug.

Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
Ooh! Oh. I should have warned you. I'm sorry.

Cancer (June 21 - July 22)
Noticing a picture on a colleague's desk, you will comment "I've never cared for those hairless cats". That might not be a good thing to say. Newborns can be a bit blotchy, and new parents can be a bit touchy...

Leo (July 23 - August 22)
You will discover a small flaw in your character. Meditation and Ginseng tea might clear it up. Or if not that, then a few gallons of cheap wine and an adventure involving a cart filled with garbage, some gold coins, and a goat.

Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
You will snidely snicker at someone today. That's not going to make you many friends, you know. Instead, you should cheerfully chuckle.

Libra (September 22 - October 22)
Your plans for a do-it-yourself replica medieval catapult will arrive today! Soon, your neighbors will become nervous (but you can explain that their fears are groundless -- you couldn't possibly hit anything that close with it).

Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)
A scruffy-looking fellow who you've never seen before will come up and offer you a very strange-looking raisin muffin. Good idea to decline, in this instance.

Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)
Say something completely ordinary, today, but follow it with "Get it?" and a big grin. For example, "I'm wearing shoes. Get it?" See who gets it. Avoid them.

Capricorn (December 22 - January 20)
An elderly gentleman next to you on the bus will spontaneously combust, today, and you'll become an instant celebrity when you put him out with a Slurpee (tm). Eventually, they'll make a prime-time TV drama about the incident.

Aquarius (January 21 - February 18)
Try to be logical, today. It's your only hope. (Which is considerably better than it would be if your "only hope" was some old geezer on the desert planet Falderol and you had to send a robot shaped like an underarm roller-type deodorant off to find him. But not as fun.)

Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
A person of Irish descent will attempt to sell you something you don't especially want, today. Strive to turn the conversation to Tilapia (a type of freshwater fish) -- you'll find it's his new hobby.

Originally posted by YogsVR4


Aquarius (January 21 - February 18)
Try to be logical, today. It's your only hope.


Am I not the most logical person on here?:D :D :bloated:

Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)
Say something completely ordinary, today, but follow it with "Get it?" and a big grin. For example, "I'm wearing shoes. Get it?" See who gets it. Avoid them.

i do this all the time...and technically, I always avoid the poeple on AF since I don't see them, get it? :D

That wasn't very logical DSV, get it? :D

Easy there DVS I'm an Aquarius too! :D

Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)
A scruffy-looking fellow who you've never seen before will come up and offer you a very strange-looking raisin muffin. Good idea to decline, in this instance.


Aw crap....so I shouldnt have eaten it? :eek:

Originally posted by YogsVR4
Easy there DVS I'm an Aquarius too! :D

And u defy logic!:hehe::hehe:

Originally posted by TerminalVelocity
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)
A scruffy-looking fellow who you've never seen before will come up and offer you a very strange-looking raisin muffin. Good idea to decline, in this instance.


Aw crap....so I shouldnt have eaten it? :eek: Dammit, that's what I was going to say! You stole my line!!! :devil:


:p :D