Used Cars...
tonioseven
04-19-2006, 09:09 PM
It was a small town and the patrolman was making his evening rounds.
As he was checking a used car lot, he came upon two little old ladies sitting in a used car.
He stopped and asked them why they were sitting there in the car.
Were they trying to steal it?
"Heavens no. We bought it."
"Then why don't you drive it away."
"We can't drive - never learned how."
"Then why did you buy it?"
"We were told that if we bought a used car here we'd get screwed.
So we're just waiting........
As he was checking a used car lot, he came upon two little old ladies sitting in a used car.
He stopped and asked them why they were sitting there in the car.
Were they trying to steal it?
"Heavens no. We bought it."
"Then why don't you drive it away."
"We can't drive - never learned how."
"Then why did you buy it?"
"We were told that if we bought a used car here we'd get screwed.
So we're just waiting........
L-Spec
04-19-2006, 09:13 PM
Haha.. didn't see that one.. good one :)
quteasabutton
04-19-2006, 09:24 PM
eww..naked old women, c'mon now, did you think that thru before you posted? just..eww..
L-Spec
04-19-2006, 09:28 PM
What's wrong with naked old women?
travis712
04-19-2006, 10:01 PM
:uhoh: :spit:
FlippiN.af
04-19-2006, 10:11 PM
:lol:
That one had me laugh...:icon16:
That one had me laugh...:icon16:
driftinggrifter2
04-19-2006, 10:41 PM
kudos didn't see the end of that one coming
vinnym86
04-19-2006, 10:48 PM
GILFs
1986Z28
04-19-2006, 11:58 PM
lol good one
GForce957
04-20-2006, 01:49 AM
haha unexpected
imtheoneandonlyD
04-20-2006, 02:27 AM
eww..naked old women, c'mon now, did you think that thru before you posted? just..eww..
Just wait til your old :evillol:
Just wait til your old :evillol:
Knifeblade
04-20-2006, 03:39 AM
Liked it :bigthumb:
nissan_240sx
04-20-2006, 05:16 AM
nice one
quteasabutton
04-20-2006, 08:48 AM
Just wait til your old :evillol:
i'm not going to get old! i'm going to stay young beautiful and sexy my whole life :naughty:
i'm not going to get old! i'm going to stay young beautiful and sexy my whole life :naughty:
2.2 Straight six
04-20-2006, 08:56 AM
GILFs
there's always one...
there's always one...
Muscletang
04-20-2006, 10:47 AM
there's always one...
As seen here...
http://www.fitgrandmother.com/images/lg_bikini.jpg
Remember that 55 year old grandma from the Boflex commercials?
As seen here...
http://www.fitgrandmother.com/images/lg_bikini.jpg
Remember that 55 year old grandma from the Boflex commercials?
quteasabutton
04-20-2006, 10:52 AM
As seen here...
http://www.fitgrandmother.com/images/lg_bikini.jpg
Remember that 55 year old grandma from the Boflex commercials?
they were lying to you. there's no way she was 55, maybe 35, but not 55.
http://www.fitgrandmother.com/images/lg_bikini.jpg
Remember that 55 year old grandma from the Boflex commercials?
they were lying to you. there's no way she was 55, maybe 35, but not 55.
Muscletang
04-20-2006, 10:55 AM
they were lying to you. there's no way she was 55, maybe 35, but not 55.
Sounds like somebody is just a little bit jealous. Maybe?
Sounds like somebody is just a little bit jealous. Maybe?
2.2 Straight six
04-20-2006, 11:11 AM
didn't anyone tell her it's easier to drink from a bottle if you sit up straight? is she trying to choke? and it makes her boobs look really small.
GForce957
04-20-2006, 11:42 AM
didn't anyone tell her it's easier to drink from a bottle if you sit up straight? is she trying to choke? and it makes her boobs look really small.
Despite her bad posture, she is still a Gilf
Despite her bad posture, she is still a Gilf
240NIZ
04-20-2006, 11:43 AM
:shakehead gross:shakehead
FlippiN.af
04-20-2006, 11:52 AM
didn't anyone tell her it's easier to drink from a bottle if you sit up straight? is she trying to choke? and it makes her boobs look really small.She's posing dudes....unless she has a bad back...:icon16:
xviciousx
04-20-2006, 01:55 PM
awesome
quteasabutton
04-20-2006, 01:57 PM
you can drink in that position, it's called gravity. and ur right chris, her boobs do look small when she poses like that. and no i'm not jealous, i'm perfectly happy with my body :iceslolan and so are many other guys...:p
-Jacko-
04-21-2006, 06:13 AM
LOL! Awesome
Damien
04-21-2006, 11:14 AM
yeah, sure...
tonio...nice! :thumbsup: :grinno:
tonio...nice! :thumbsup: :grinno:
Muscletang
04-21-2006, 07:44 PM
no i'm not jealous, i'm perfectly happy with my body
You're just a little jealous that a grandma has just as good...maybe a little better one
You're just a little jealous that a grandma has just as good...maybe a little better one
2.2 Straight six
04-21-2006, 07:45 PM
muscletang likes his women "experienced"...
Muscletang
04-21-2006, 07:47 PM
muscletang likes his women "experienced"...
Hell yes! I like Milf and cookies.
Hell yes! I like Milf and cookies.
2.2 Straight six
04-21-2006, 07:49 PM
Hell yes! I like Milf and cookies.
oh man, that's some funny shit...
multi-tasking, huh?
oh man, that's some funny shit...
multi-tasking, huh?
Muscletang
04-21-2006, 07:51 PM
multi-tasking, huh?
Trying to.
Trying to.
FlippiN.af
04-21-2006, 08:02 PM
Hell yes! I like Milf and cookies. that has gotta be the quote of the day....:lol:
travis712
04-21-2006, 08:08 PM
You're just a little jealous that a grandma has was just as good...maybe a little better
zOMG LIEK BURN!!!11111
:grinno:
zOMG LIEK BURN!!!11111
:grinno:
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