The Devil may Tell
darkness
07-15-2002, 11:25 PM
These three guys die in a car wreck, and they all go to Hell. When
they arrive, the Devil asks each of the men what their sin was.
The first guy says "It's gotta be the booze. I'm always drunk." The
Devil decides to lock him in this room for 100 years with nothing
but shelves of every kind of alcohol you could dream of. The guy's thinking, "Fuck yeah! Look at all this alcohol!" and runs
into the room.
The second guy says, "It's the women. I could never stay faithful to my
wife." The devil opens the second door and nothing but the finest-looking naked women that you have ever seen. And he would be the only guy in there for 100 years. He couldn't believe it. His dick was instantly hard and he went hauling ass into the room and the Devil shut the door.
The third man said "It's gotta be the bud. I'm always tokin' up."
The Devil opens the third door to reveal nothing but fields of 10-foot
tall,icky, sticky, take-a-toke, make-ya-choke, chronic, green, death
bud. The stoner can't believe it. He goes in and takes a seat Indian
style with his back to the door and the Devil shuts the door behind him.
One hundred years go by and the Devil comes back to check on the
three men.
He opens the first door and the man comes crawling out. He's got an
empty bottle in one hand, he's completely naked, hasn't shaved or showered in years, and is covered in his own puke, shit and piss. "I'll never drink again!" he says. The devil tells him that at least he learned
something and decides to give him a second shot at life.
The devil then opens the second door and the man comes running out even faster than when he went in. "I'm fucking' gay!" he screams. The devil decides that at least he learned not to cheat on his wife and gives him another chance as well.
The devil then comes to the third door. He opens it and nothing has changed - none of the bud had been touched. The stoner is still sitting in the same position that he was 100 years ago. The devil asks him if he learned anything. The stoner turns around as tears roll down his cheeks.
"You gotta a light man?"
they arrive, the Devil asks each of the men what their sin was.
The first guy says "It's gotta be the booze. I'm always drunk." The
Devil decides to lock him in this room for 100 years with nothing
but shelves of every kind of alcohol you could dream of. The guy's thinking, "Fuck yeah! Look at all this alcohol!" and runs
into the room.
The second guy says, "It's the women. I could never stay faithful to my
wife." The devil opens the second door and nothing but the finest-looking naked women that you have ever seen. And he would be the only guy in there for 100 years. He couldn't believe it. His dick was instantly hard and he went hauling ass into the room and the Devil shut the door.
The third man said "It's gotta be the bud. I'm always tokin' up."
The Devil opens the third door to reveal nothing but fields of 10-foot
tall,icky, sticky, take-a-toke, make-ya-choke, chronic, green, death
bud. The stoner can't believe it. He goes in and takes a seat Indian
style with his back to the door and the Devil shuts the door behind him.
One hundred years go by and the Devil comes back to check on the
three men.
He opens the first door and the man comes crawling out. He's got an
empty bottle in one hand, he's completely naked, hasn't shaved or showered in years, and is covered in his own puke, shit and piss. "I'll never drink again!" he says. The devil tells him that at least he learned
something and decides to give him a second shot at life.
The devil then opens the second door and the man comes running out even faster than when he went in. "I'm fucking' gay!" he screams. The devil decides that at least he learned not to cheat on his wife and gives him another chance as well.
The devil then comes to the third door. He opens it and nothing has changed - none of the bud had been touched. The stoner is still sitting in the same position that he was 100 years ago. The devil asks him if he learned anything. The stoner turns around as tears roll down his cheeks.
"You gotta a light man?"
carnut
07-15-2002, 11:31 PM
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Steel
07-16-2002, 12:02 AM
ROFL!! that's good..
must not have been a heavy stoner if he didnt think to eat any of it....
must not have been a heavy stoner if he didnt think to eat any of it....
"Pandamonium"
07-16-2002, 12:50 AM
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The Panda likes it!!!
The Panda likes it!!!
TerminalVelocity
07-16-2002, 12:58 AM
hahahah, thats good....I guess i'd be in a room with cars :D
Damien
07-16-2002, 07:37 AM
Alright Darkness! Way to go! :lol2::lol2::lol2:
THE DEVIL'S SON APPROVES :devil::devil::devil:
THE DEVIL'S SON APPROVES :devil::devil::devil:
DVSNCYNIKL
07-16-2002, 07:55 AM
ROFLMAO!!!!:hehehe::hehehe::hehehe:
tazdev
07-16-2002, 08:19 AM
Finally one i haven't heard before.
Well done Darkness
:D
Well done Darkness
:D
higgimonster
07-16-2002, 09:01 AM
pretty good. i liked it.
Ando_Rules
07-16-2002, 10:01 AM
haha lol, but i dont get y the guy turnedout gay he was with women?
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