working for the post office

A guy goes to the U.S.Post Office to apply for a job.

The interviewer asks him, "Have you been in the service?"

"Yes," he says. "I was in Vietnam for three years."

The interviewer says, "That will give you extra points toward

employment" and then asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"

The guy says, "Yes 100%...a mortar round exploded near me and blew my

testicles off."

The interviewer tells the guy, "O.K. I can hire you right now. The hours

are from 8:00 A.M.to 4:00 P.M. You can start tomorrow. Come in at 10:00 A.M."
The guy is puzzled and says, "If the hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00

P.M. then why do you want me to come in at 10:00 A.M.?"

"This is a government job," the interviewer says. "For the first two hours we sit around scratching our balls...no point in you coming in for that."

Haha.. zing!

haha

lol good joke. but what do the women do? :uhoh:

Ha ha...funny.....I posted that over in the Hyundai section too....:rolleyes:

lol good joke. but what do the women do? :uhoh:

Let the men watch?

Old as the internet :repost:

lol good joke. but what do the women do? :uhoh:
Help the men all day.

lol good joke. but what do the women do? :uhoh:


Post offices dont have kitchens.

Post offices dont have kitchens.

:lol: , i was waiting for something like that, lol

lol good joke. but what do the women do? :uhoh:

remember miss Mann in scary movie? yea...

....."For the first two hours we sit around scratching our balls...no point in you coming in for that."
:lol: funny!

remember miss Mann in scary movie? yea...Thats f***ing sick...:puke:

lol good joke. but what do the women do? :uhoh:

Cook breakfast

th women stay at home cooking and cleaning, and they'd better do a damn good job.

Cook breakfast
i'm shocked bleed dodge didn't mention the cooking. clearly he's losing his touch :p

i'm shocked bleed dodge didn't mention the cooking. clearly he's losing his touch :p
Well I dunno about you but if I worked for the post office I wouldn't go there to eat, I'd go there to sort mail. If women are going to work they should do exactly that, work. Sorting mail in this case. Cooking happens at home unless that's what they do for a living, right?

I could understand if the women wanted to leave early so they could have dinner ready on time. That's very important you know.

Well I dunno about you but if I worked for the post office I wouldn't go there to eat, I'd go there to sort mail. If women are going to work they should do exactly that, work. Sorting mail in this case. Cooking happens at home unless that's what they do for a living, right?

I could understand if the women wanted to leave early so they could have dinner ready on time. That's very important you know.
true, very true. so how about you come over and i cook you a nice warm meal of w/e you want?

true, very true. so how about you come over and i cook you a nice warm meal of w/e you want?
But would it be any good?

not as good as my cooking.

But would it be any good?
of course, anything for you. lol i could never be the woman that was just a servant to her husband. i'd do stuff for him and all, but not constantly be his maid and wait on him.

not as good as my cooking.
That's all I care about. If a woman cooks it or not makes no difference, so as long as it's good.

you know women are good for more than just cooking...




















...they can clean and do laundry too.

who invented fire?

Women


Why did they invent fire?

So that they could cook, it gave them a purpose in life.





I'm kidding, i hope nobody takes offense to it.

who invented fire?

Women


Why did they invent fire?

So that they could cook, it gave them a purpose in life.





I'm kidding, i hope nobody takes offense to it.
i take great offense to that. but i'm glad someone is finally acknowledging the fact that women did all great things in history. if anyone objects to that, just think about where all the great men came from. a woman.

ummm, all great men came from both a man and a woman, that arguement's worthless :P

and as for all great things in history, name one (other than fire, that was a joke and it was obviously a man because women back then actually didn't do much but gather food like berries and stuff like that)

ummm, all great men came from both a man and a woman, that arguement's worthless :P

and as for all great things in history, name one (other than fire, that was a joke and it was obviously a man because women back then actually didn't do much but gather food like berries and stuff like that)
we had to go out and gather fruits and berries since you were such pathetic hunters. women invented all sorts of stuff. like blowjobs. seriously, where would you be without us?

http://www.discover.com/issues/nov-02/features/feat50/

are you sure it wasn't a bunch of greek or roman men? they had all kinds of sex together and did all kinds of nasty things.

anyways that list of the 50 most important women in science is flawed. what about mary currie, she discovered pollonium and discovered all kinds of things about radiation. there's also a woman who basicly invented one of the earlier computers but i forget her name.

and they neveer mentione one woman who did something like.. oh... let's say created a mathematic model of an atom. or came up with a theory of relativity, or discovered the charge on just one electron, or anything absolutely huge like that.

so basicly, men have done the most important things when it comes to physics and chemistry. also english literature, nothing is better than shakespear, he mastered the english language like no other ever has.

i'm not saying that men are better, i'm just saying that they've done the most important things in many areas. which is not surprising when you concider that women weren't allowed to vote until recently (as in within 100 years) and stuff.

many of those great inventions were helped by women. as you pointed out, women had a lot of social restrictions on them up until recently. often times they let men take credit for their work just so their findings could be published. and about the things men did discover on their own, who do you think they came home to after a hard day's work and made them feel all better? women, so indirectly and directly we've contributed to every invention in history. :p

yes but that would be like einsteins parents saying "we raised him so i think we should get some of the credit for his inventions" yes, women may have helped with them, but they didn't actually come up with them. actually now that i think of it, women didn't help, those men were to busy to ge women, they were mostly single. einstein was single when he published anything of value, his wife died. and i believe neuton was single, steven hawkings is single. i don't know of the others but im sure many of them were single.

Ok now women didn't invent as much as you think qute, no no no not even white people(we only invent destruction devices). Black people invented all the great things that we all love

Ok now women didn't invent as much as you think qute, no no no not even white people(we only invent destruction devices). Black people invented all the great things that we all love
like george washington carver :)

like george washington carver :):eek: :rofl:

Zingy Zing!

We work harder than that at government jobs :P

We work harder than that at government jobs :PLike....:eek: wow...:lol:

Like....:eek: wow...:lol:

I've worked 2 government jobs. One doing summer help pouring concrete for the Public Works Department and the other I worked as the youth apprentice maintaining the computers at the Public Library. I can tell you I am always busy.