My turn for a joke.
darkness
07-14-2002, 09:54 PM
Sean had been drinking at his local pub all day and most of the night.
Mick, the bartender says, "You'll not be drinking anymore tonight,
Sean".
Sean replies "Alright Michael, I'll be on my way then." Sean spins
around on his stool and steps off.
He falls flat on his face. "Shite" he says and pulls himself up by
the stool and dusts himself off. He takes a step towards the door and
falls flat on his face.
He looks to the doorway and thinks to himself that if he can just get
to the door and get some fresh air he'll be fine. He belly crawls to
the door and shimmies up the doorjamb. He sticks his head outside and
takes a deep breath of fresh air, feels much better and takes a step
out onto the sidewalk.
He falls flat on his face. "I'm fookin fooked," he says.
He can see his house just a few doors down, and crawls to the door and
shimmies up the door jamb, opens the door and shimmies inside.
He takes a look up the stairs and says "No fookin way". He crawls up
the stairs to his bedroom door and says "I can make it to the bed." He
takes a step into the room and falls flat on his face.
He says "Fook it" and crawls into bed.
The next morning, his wife, Mary, comes into the room carrying a cup
of coffee and says, "Get up Sean. Did you have a bit to drink last
night?" Sean says, "I did Mary. I was fookin fooked. But how'd you
know?"
"Mick called. You left your wheelchair at the pub."
Mick, the bartender says, "You'll not be drinking anymore tonight,
Sean".
Sean replies "Alright Michael, I'll be on my way then." Sean spins
around on his stool and steps off.
He falls flat on his face. "Shite" he says and pulls himself up by
the stool and dusts himself off. He takes a step towards the door and
falls flat on his face.
He looks to the doorway and thinks to himself that if he can just get
to the door and get some fresh air he'll be fine. He belly crawls to
the door and shimmies up the doorjamb. He sticks his head outside and
takes a deep breath of fresh air, feels much better and takes a step
out onto the sidewalk.
He falls flat on his face. "I'm fookin fooked," he says.
He can see his house just a few doors down, and crawls to the door and
shimmies up the door jamb, opens the door and shimmies inside.
He takes a look up the stairs and says "No fookin way". He crawls up
the stairs to his bedroom door and says "I can make it to the bed." He
takes a step into the room and falls flat on his face.
He says "Fook it" and crawls into bed.
The next morning, his wife, Mary, comes into the room carrying a cup
of coffee and says, "Get up Sean. Did you have a bit to drink last
night?" Sean says, "I did Mary. I was fookin fooked. But how'd you
know?"
"Mick called. You left your wheelchair at the pub."
Moppie
07-14-2002, 10:02 PM
Sorry Iv already heard it.
:)
:)
YogsVR4
07-14-2002, 10:31 PM
Thats a new one to me :)
|Banchi1O5|
07-15-2002, 12:37 AM
lol thats funny
except its racist against ppl in wheelchairs
and for that matter
its racist against drunk ppl in bars
and ppl that cuss going up stairs
and wierd looking banana peels
and bisexual guys named sean
:P
except its racist against ppl in wheelchairs
and for that matter
its racist against drunk ppl in bars
and ppl that cuss going up stairs
and wierd looking banana peels
and bisexual guys named sean
:P
D16 V-TEC
07-15-2002, 12:41 AM
Hahaha, good one darkness, thats a new one for me too. Maybe you should start posting more jokes, the Panda is starting to suck:rolleyes: ;)
tazdev
07-15-2002, 03:23 AM
an oldie but a goodie there Darkness:D
moondog
07-15-2002, 04:28 PM
Originally posted by tazdev
an oldie but a goodie there Darkness:D
I must be even older than that then, cos I don't think I've heard that.
funny, btw :)
an oldie but a goodie there Darkness:D
I must be even older than that then, cos I don't think I've heard that.
funny, btw :)
Damien
07-16-2002, 07:05 AM
Originally posted by |Banchi1O5|
lol thats funny
except its racist against ppl in wheelchairs
and for that matter
its racist against drunk ppl in bars
and ppl that cuss going up stairs
and wierd looking banana peels
and bisexual guys named sean
:P
That's a good one Darkness, but Banchi.....racism is normally has to deal with someone's race, not their handicapped or A.A. people.
The word you are looking for is prejudice.... and this message was harsher before but it got deleleted before and i decide to insult you in a more intellectual manner. :D
j/p :p
lol thats funny
except its racist against ppl in wheelchairs
and for that matter
its racist against drunk ppl in bars
and ppl that cuss going up stairs
and wierd looking banana peels
and bisexual guys named sean
:P
That's a good one Darkness, but Banchi.....racism is normally has to deal with someone's race, not their handicapped or A.A. people.
The word you are looking for is prejudice.... and this message was harsher before but it got deleleted before and i decide to insult you in a more intellectual manner. :D
j/p :p
Ando_Rules
07-16-2002, 10:14 AM
hahaha lol what an idoit no wonder he falls somuch, man people r dumb when they r drunk:D :D :) :)
Steel
07-16-2002, 12:03 PM
Originally posted by Ando_Rules
hahaha lol what an idoit no wonder he falls somuch, man people r dumb when they r drunk:D :D :) :)
uh ............yeah:confused:
Anyway, i still cant stop laughing at that joke, and i dont know why!
(edit) i think its the "fookin" I think i'll be using that meself for a while now!
i was fookin fooked!
hahaha lol what an idoit no wonder he falls somuch, man people r dumb when they r drunk:D :D :) :)
uh ............yeah:confused:
Anyway, i still cant stop laughing at that joke, and i dont know why!
(edit) i think its the "fookin" I think i'll be using that meself for a while now!
i was fookin fooked!
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