Want to live longer? NSFW

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Half an hour at the gym!? Simply amazing. I don't know why I even get up early in the morning to go jogging haha. Would this count for nudey mags and other such things of the sort :)

:bs: Theres no way its the same as the half hour at a gym. Think about it. Duh.

Cool. now i can say, "its for my health" lol.

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepost.

:bs: Theres no way its the same as the half hour at a gym. Think about it. Duh.

Well, on the other hand, if you were massaging Mister Monkey for those ten minutes, it might turn out to be equal.

...depending on technique, of course.

...if you were massaging Mister Monkey...

For those who don't know what he's talking about you may know it as....

spanking the monkey
flogging the dolphine
walking the dog
choke the chicken
shaking hands with Ben Franklin
wax on-wax off
pull the pork
wash the car
do the dishes
clap on-clap off
fire the gun
shoot the missile
clear the pipes
pump the gas
throw a rope
launch the rocket
beat the meat
pump the jack
kick the can
shake the hose
knock the pipe
hug the tube

or...

do as sv650s does on Saturday nights while watching movies that have women on women amputees making love in a tub of chocolate jell-o while getting each other off with a wide selection of fruits from apples and oranges to bananas and apricots

wow, this has to be a record of shortest time between a repost.

wow, this has to be a record of shortest time between a repost.
did it beat the 3 day record? when was the last post of this?

anyways, it's too bad looking at my own boobs won't make me healthier.

Something tells me i'm going to live a loooooong time...

Masturbation works just as well as an aspirin, or even better.

did it beat the 3 day record? when was the last post of this?

3 day is the record? damn, missed it by one day 04/09/06 (http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=550239)

3 day is the record? damn, missed it by one day 04/09/06 (http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=550239)

Damn whats up with all these reposts and all of them being originally made by Vinny, also the fact that they are really recent and short time between each other..

But mine is better, since it has a picture.

did it beat the 3 day record? when was the last post of this?

anyways, it's too bad looking at my own boobs won't make me healthier.
id like to work out a little bit more, my email is [email protected]



































actually its [email protected]:grinyes: :grinyes: :grinyes: :grinyes: :grinyes: :grinyes: :grinyes:

But mine is better, since it has a picture.

Yeah but.. the chicks are ugly so it makes your thread worse since the pic failed to deliver.. :lol:

yes i can keep smoking cigs now because staring at boobs will simply void the time cigs takes off my life

But mine is better, since it has a picture.
the man does have a point...

do you think it applies to lesbians too since they probably get all turned on by looking at boobs too? i still think it should work for me. well i'll stand naked in front of my mirror for an hour and i'll let you guys know if i feel healthier.

do as sv650s does on Saturday nights while watching movies that have women on women amputees making love in a tub of chocolate jell-o while getting each other off with a wide selection of fruits from apples and oranges to bananas and apricots

mmm.......a lesbian banana split, the fact that i'll never be the banana saddens me :disappoin

mmm.......a lesbian banana split, the fact that i'll never be the banana saddens me :disappoin
know how i know you're gay...^^^^ that

do you think it applies to lesbians too since they probably get all turned on by looking at boobs too? i still think it should work for me. well i'll stand naked in front of my mirror for an hour and i'll let you guys know if i feel healthier.

Umm no, because they don't have a penis for all that extra blood to go to.

what if a guy with man-boobs stands naked in front of a mirror?

wait.....eww.....

or that guy who got breast implats to win a bet wonder how his health is

did it beat the 3 day record? when was the last post of this?







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Damn whats up with all these reposts and all of them being originally made by Vinny, also the fact that they are really recent and short time between each other..

no one reads my threads... it makes me go emo... :frown:

^i read it, but this whole thing is like a constant repost. are you people just new to the internet?

^i read it, but this whole thing is like a constant repost. are you people just new to the internet?

actually, kinda. till 2 yrs ago, i had dial-up, so i barely used it.
we've sacrificed cable television for cable internet.

:grinyes: do you think it applies to lesbians too since they probably get all turned on by looking at boobs too? i still think it should work for me. well i'll stand naked in front of my mirror for an hour and i'll let you guys know if i feel healthier.
be sure to take pictures:grinyes:

do you think it applies to lesbians too since they probably get all turned on by looking at boobs too? i still think it should work for me. well i'll stand naked in front of my mirror for an hour and i'll let you guys know if i feel healthier.


I didn't know you were a lesbian.


And thats something I've always wondered. If you're gay, do you get turned on when you look at yourself naked?

Whats so NSFW about it?

The pic wasn't of nekkid women....:screwy:

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