One for Moondog.
"Pandamonium"
07-14-2002, 06:39 PM
Jim and Mary were both patients in a Mental Hospital.
One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool,
Mary suddenly jumped into the deep end. She sunk to the bottom and
stayed there.
Jim promptly jumped in to save her. He swam to the bottom and
pulled Mary out. When the medical director became aware of Jim's heroic act he immediately ordered him to be discharged from the hospital, as he now considered him to be mentally stable.
When he went to tell Jim the news he said, "Jim, I have good
news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged because since you were able to jump in and save the life of another patient, I think you've regained your senses. The bad news is, Mary, the patient you saved, hung herself with her bathrobe belt in the bathroom. I am so sorry, but she's dead."
Jim replied, "She's not dead, I put her there to dry."
Curious made the Panda do it!!!
One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool,
Mary suddenly jumped into the deep end. She sunk to the bottom and
stayed there.
Jim promptly jumped in to save her. He swam to the bottom and
pulled Mary out. When the medical director became aware of Jim's heroic act he immediately ordered him to be discharged from the hospital, as he now considered him to be mentally stable.
When he went to tell Jim the news he said, "Jim, I have good
news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged because since you were able to jump in and save the life of another patient, I think you've regained your senses. The bad news is, Mary, the patient you saved, hung herself with her bathrobe belt in the bathroom. I am so sorry, but she's dead."
Jim replied, "She's not dead, I put her there to dry."
Curious made the Panda do it!!!
moondog
07-15-2002, 04:32 PM
been there, heard that, groaned already :p :p
Damien
07-16-2002, 07:07 AM
Originally posted by moondog
been there, heard that, groaned already :p :p
Yeah.so moondog.when are you coming back to completely OT and post some good jokes since PANDA and CURIOUS aren't producing anything interesting to read anymore?
been there, heard that, groaned already :p :p
Yeah.so moondog.when are you coming back to completely OT and post some good jokes since PANDA and CURIOUS aren't producing anything interesting to read anymore?
Ando_Rules
07-16-2002, 10:04 AM
that guy is so dumb, he does something good then screws it up
higgimonster
07-16-2002, 10:09 AM
yeah, if he didn't hang her to dry ho could have left. why do people do such stupid things.
Ando_Rules
07-16-2002, 10:11 AM
because people r very stupid :)
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