gotta problem...ask the english agony uncle

send me your problems and i will give you my advice..in a good old fashioned down to earth english manner.

who's first???

how do I find a woman who isnt psyco, will love me forever, is my age, is mature, has a job, dosent need to be clingin on me 24/7, wants to be hangin with me, is hot and asian?

how do I find a woman who isnt psyco, will love me forever, is my age, is mature, has a job, dosent need to be clingin on me 24/7, wants to be hangin with me, is hot and asian?

in your dreams pal..coz she dont exist in the real world.

sorted...next!!!

in your dreams pal..coz she dont exist in the real world.

sorted...next!!!

How can we get newbies to not be stupid?

Why don't you throw out some examples of previous problems you have solved to build some credibility. Then I will tell you about the problems I've been having in the bedroom with an African Midget with a gimpy leg...I've said too much already.....

Why don't you throw out some examples of previous problems you have solved to build some credibility. Then I will tell you about the problems I've been having in the bedroom with an African Midget with a gimpy leg...I've said too much already.....



You just forgot to fully inflate her. Its okay, happens to everyone from time to time.

how do I find a woman who isnt psyco, will love me forever, is my age, is mature, has a job, dosent need to be clingin on me 24/7, wants to be hangin with me, is hot and asian?
i'm everything you listed but asian. so in short, i'm perfect for you. how about you come over now for some real cuddling, none of that cyber stuff from before :naughty:

and my problem --> how do i find a guy who isn't at least 6 years older than me who cares about me and likes my personality and not just my body. i want a guy who is interested in having a relationship, not just hooking up every weekend. mature, not weird, with a job and a car is also highly preferable. if ur such an expert find me a hottie with those qualities.

in your dreams pal..coz she dont exist in the real world.

sorted...next!!!
AMAZING ADVICE! You my friend, are the greatest!! Tell us more oh wise one!!! Tell us ALL about relationships and how we should handle them!!!!

































:rolleyes:

i'm everything you listed but asian. so in short, i'm perfect for you. how about you come over now for some real cuddling, none of that cyber stuff from before :naughty:

and my problem --> how do i find a guy who isn't at least 6 years older than me who cares about me and likes my personality and not just my body. i want a guy who is interested in having a relationship, not just hooking up every weekend. mature, not weird, with a job and a car is also highly preferable. if ur such an expert find me a hottie with those qualities.

Names Ryan, I'm currently a Freshman at Kansas State University in Electrical Engineering. Its nice to meet ya, you interested in going out to dinner friday night??

Might be a little lacking in the *hottie* dept, not much though. I've got a truck and a job also... sooooo....

send me your problems and i will give you my advice..in a good old fashioned down to earth english manner.

who's first???

1. Is Vodka the best form of alcohol to get a women to "open up" to me?
2. Once I get #1 where in the hell is that damn g-spot?
3. What do I do when I find out the next morning that it wasn't a woman at all but a mail box?

Names Ryan, I'm currently a Freshman at Kansas State University in Electrical Engineering. Its nice to meet ya, you interested in going out to dinner friday night??

Might be a little lacking in the *hottie* dept, not much though. I've got a truck and a job also... sooooo....
mm dinner sounds lovely, where are you taking me? PM me if you wanna talk :)

and muscletang, there is no hope for you. sorry..but no. :shakehead hehe

mm dinner sounds lovely, where are you taking me? PM me if you wanna talk :)

and muscletang, there is no hope for you. sorry..but no. :shakehead hehe

If you come down here to kansas, I'll take you out to a nice candle lit dinner at an Italian place...

(only catch is you gotta drive 1k miles... lol)

1. Is Vodka the best form of alcohol to get a women to "open up" to me?
2. Once I get #1 where in the hell is that damn g-spot?
3. What do I do when I find out the next morning that it wasn't a woman at all but a mail box?

1- No, try ruphies or chloroform(sp? on both)
2-Who knows, thats shits tricky
3-Be glad you dont have to kick her out.

muscletang, 2)...if you haven't found it yet, just give up, lol
j/k, google's ur friend, i guess.

1- No, try ruphies

Ruphies!! :lol: , oh man, that brings back some stories, lol.

1. Is Vodka the best form of alcohol to get a women to "open up" to me?
2. Once I get #1 where in the hell is that damn g-spot?
3. What do I do when I find out the next morning that it wasn't a woman at all but a mail box?

1. You know its Absinth.
2. Why would you care? :D
3. Pretend its a pie.

1. Is Vodka the best form of alcohol to get a women to "open up" to me?
2. Once I get #1 where in the hell is that damn g-spot?
3. What do I do when I find out the next morning that it wasn't a woman at all but a mail box?

1. Shit no, tequila goes straight to the vagina...
2. Just stick your arm up there, you'll hit it eventually.
3. Wipe off the jury duty letter, go inside, and jerk off to free porn.

How can we get newbies to not be stupid?

easy..ban numpties like you:banghead:

Why don't you throw out some examples of previous problems you have solved to build some credibility. Then I will tell you about the problems I've been having in the bedroom with an African Midget with a gimpy leg...I've said too much already.....

no..you han't said too much...just talked bollocks:screwy:

i'm everything you listed but asian. so in short, i'm perfect for you. how about you come over now for some real cuddling, none of that cyber stuff from before :naughty:

and my problem --> how do i find a guy who isn't at least 6 years older than me who cares about me and likes my personality and not just my body. i want a guy who is interested in having a relationship, not just hooking up every weekend. mature, not weird, with a job and a car is also highly preferable. if ur such an expert find me a hottie with those qualities.

look no further...get a bread roll...tear in half and sprinkle salt onto one half.

eat the unsalted half and then place the salted half by your front door.

the next man to call will be your true love:)

AMAZING ADVICE! You my friend, are the greatest!! Tell us more oh wise one!!! Tell us ALL about relationships and how we should handle them!!!!

taking the piss out of the english uncle is all you need to do for future full of dread and fear.

dont mock what you cannot understand...fool:disappoin
































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Names Ryan, I'm currently a Freshman at Kansas State University in Electrical Engineering. Its nice to meet ya, you interested in going out to dinner friday night??

Might be a little lacking in the *hottie* dept, not much though. I've got a truck and a job also... sooooo....

its not advice you seek...its a deep longing to belong.


go to a mental home..you will feel safer there amongst like minded people.:smokin:

1. Is Vodka the best form of alcohol to get a women to "open up" to me?
2. Once I get #1 where in the hell is that damn g-spot?
3. What do I do when I find out the next morning that it wasn't a woman at all but a mail box?

1...guiness is gaurenteed to losen a women up

2...g-spot is the part of the female brain associateed with cash...you rich...she horny....you poor..she gone

3..mail boxes have feelings too..be nice..talk to it and try not to ignore it..

AMAZING ADVICE! You my friend, are the greatest!! Tell us more oh wise one!!! Tell us ALL about relationships and how we should handle them!!!!

taking the piss out of the english uncle is all you need to do for future full of dread and fear.

dont mock what you cannot understand...fool:disappoin

:rolleyes:
Don't make me laugh. All this thread has been is one joke after another, you just haven't realized it yet. On that note, I'm going to save you the trouble of wasting more people's time with stupid and meaningless answers to questions you probably know nothing about and close this. As Oz said, you have no reputation in this area and haven't really given any serious answers to the questions in this thread to help build any reputation in the first place, so if anyone here should be named the fool, you should be first. I don't look at it as mocking something I understand, I look at it as me mocking someone who doesn't know what he's talking about in the first place.

Have a nice day :thumbsup:.