Ran Into A Pack Of Rice

Well yesterday on my way home from dropping my little bro of a pack of damn accords and integras, and civics just roll up on me and start revving their engines at me. Well at the light this 1 accord pulls up next to me and nods at me so i nod back and all i see were his boost gauges well i thought i was going to be a good race well the light turned green and i fucken punched the maro and all he ends seen was my rear end so when i hit 50 i shut her down and ofcourse he had to do his ricer fly by. Well i waited for all of them at the next light and there must have been 8 of them well i just started revving my engine but no one stepped up, damn ricers.

Wow.. you ended at 50? That was a quick race. :lol2:

Nice going though, showing those guys that having a boost gauge doesnt do much without the actual turbo setup.

lol....if a vtek sticker gains HP..just think what a boost gauge would do!

That's funny, sounds just like all the ricers I have ever seen. They all think they are so cool till you blow them away, then they crawl back under their rock.

Wow.. you ended at 50? That was a quick race. :lol2:

Nice going though, showing those guys that having a boost gauge doesnt do much without the actual turbo setup.

Well i had a good launch and i noticed he was far behind there was no reason to punch it but yeah those gauges were just for looks. i was laughing at them because he must have had the fastest car in the group.

lol....if a vtek sticker gains HP..just think what a boost gauge would do!

yeah he had a big ass vtec sticker on his bumper.

for a second i thought i was been attacked by a swarm of killer bee's but it was just their ricer exhaust.

Congrats on not dying laughing. :bigthumb:

That's funny. I'm so sick of those damn cars. The funniest one around here is a dodge neon, PURPLE, with a bunch of stickets on it, a HUGE muffler that sags and nearly drags the groungs. Its so funny. You can tell they didn't do anything to the car but what you can see. It's sounds like a dieing bee.

I have a v6, 2000,(wishes it was an 8, but going to change out the engine sometime)..and I can push the gas at a light and completely leave them in my dust. They are all show and no go. I can't wait till I get the new engine in mine...

Ricers are pathetic, and a disgusting excuse for a car.

for a second i thought i was been attacked by a swarm of killer bee's but it was just their ricer exhaust.
:spit:

50mph, so that means what, a 5 second race:evillol:











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100 POSTS!!!






god i'm such a noob

100 POSTS!!!






god i'm such a noob


100 posts? Man that was soo long ago.. but i'll reach some more in about 5-6 days..

When I had my 92 5.0 LX I had some bolt-ons, pushing around 270hp running 13.8 in 1/4mile, NONE of those punks would EVER mess with me at a light. I sold the car befor Fast & Furious came out. After that movie seemed like all of them would mess with my friends Mustangs. And ofcourse...GET SPANKED!! I WISH I WOULD'VE KEPT THAT CAR!!

When my wife had her Olds Intrigue (same thing as a Grand Prix) 3.8. I was driving it one night and this punk in a Nissan Sentra with a bigass tach on the dash (at first I thought it was Flava Flave with his clocks) don't forget the satelite dish for a spoiler and coffee can muffler pulls up next to me and revs it up to 100,000 RPM. I guess he saw my "I'd rather be drag racing" lisence plate frame. So I nodded, light turned green, he was with me until about 15 MPH then I was gone!! Oh yeah, my daughters Whinnie the Pooh window shade was pulled down in the back. Whinnie was waving C-YA!! Do you think he liked being beat by a family car?

Most of those guys are just punks pissed off because Mommy & Daddy won't buy them a Mustang or T/A, Z28. But SOME of them do actually know what they are doing and you have to look out for them. I've noticed that it's usually the one that has decent lookin wheels and spoiler and it doesn't sound like a hornet, that you have to watch out for.

several months ago i saw a Ricer wannabe ...right in front of the back tire on both side a guy cut a hole in the ground effects cut a 20 OZ. soda bottle in half painted it silver and duct taped it in the hole voila! home made exhaust!..plus he had the normal HUGE wing

I've had a guy pull up next to me in a 89 accord. We were both going the same direction and just happen to be beside each other when the light turned green, He had already been reving the engine like crazy at me so i wanted to put him down. Take in mind this is a 93 heavy ass z71. By the time i got about a block i had 3-4 car lenths on him and then he did something and started to reel me in when all the sudden BAM smoke goes everywhere, I look behind me that im pulling away and he's now driving a train.. It was the best race i've been in in a while. :lol: :grinyes:

i saw one of the worst riced out vehicles a few days ago... a dodge caravan, like a 93. this punk kid was driving it blaring eminem. it had dual crome fart cannons, a huge wing, a pro stock hood scoop, stick on black flames (van was green), tinted windows, spinner hubcaps, and one of those racing team windshield banners. i took a pic out the window of my truck but it didn't turn out. i hurt the rest of the day from laughing so hard.

oh my.......im working on fixing a pontiac sunfire GT ..my bro defaulted on the loan so my parents have to take it.......anyway we are currently driving a 95 dodge caravan that has hit 3 deer...has a purple hood....no hubcaps...none of the rims are the stock ones........and my bro gets it when i fix the pontiac...he is talking about a huge wing...stickers, spinners..the works.......at least its a v6...but it leaks more about a gallon and 1/2 of anti freeze a day..i hope he has fun

I've always wanted to rice out a crappy import, and make fun of ricers by going to extremes on everything. Huge wing, folgers can exhaust, half a rubbermaid garbage can for a hood scoop, VTEK & NOS stickers everywhere. But just my luck I'd be driving it and someone wouldn't realize I was joking and the I'd have to live with the shame of someone seeing me in something like that...

i think the funnyest rice car in my town isn't even an import its a cav bright yellow with a light blue body kit and has light blue design on the side the biggest wing like a foot off the car and the best part is it has shaved door handles and on the back window it says SHAVED in big yellow letter its great i wish i had a camera when i first saw it

a guy i work with has a 10sec dodge dart but has a 88 prelude as a beater car. to make fun of imports he painted a foldgers coffee can black and bolted it to his stock muffler. then he took it to a local import car show.

for a second i thought i was been attacked by a swarm of killer bee's but it was just their ricer exhaust.
lol i love it, nice quick race though

I saw toyota celica with a vtec sticker, ....yeah that's about it, I thought it was really funny

Heh... I saw a "latin fellow" driving a civic hatchback painted red (latex paint with a brush type paint) that had --- I am not making this up --- electrical tape louvers on the side of his car that attempted to mimck a combination of a Ferrari F40 and god-knows what else. My WIFE said "WTF is that supposed to be on the side of his car..." lmao.

Heh... I saw a "latin fellow" driving a civic hatchback painted red (latex paint with a brush type paint) that had --- I am not making this up --- electrical tape louvers on the side of his car that attempted to mimck a combination of a Ferrari F40 and god-knows what else. My WIFE said "WTF is that supposed to be on the side of his car..." lmao.lol

I've had a guy pull up next to me in a 89 accord. We were both going the same direction and just happen to be beside each other when the light turned green, He had already been reving the engine like crazy at me so i wanted to put him down. Take in mind this is a 93 heavy ass z71. By the time i got about a block i had 3-4 car lenths on him and then he did something and started to reel me in when all the sudden BAM smoke goes everywhere, I look behind me that im pulling away and he's now driving a train.. It was the best race i've been in in a while. :lol: :grinyes:


I'D RATHER PUSH MY FORD AND MY FRIENDS CHEVY THAN TO EVER DRIVE AN IMPORT!!