Little Johnny again

A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old
Son playing with his new electric train set in the living room. She
Heard the train stop and her son saying, "All of you b**tards who
want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And you
b**tards who are getting on, get your arse in the train cause we're
Going now!
The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that
kind of language in this house darling. Now I want you to go to
your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you
come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use
nice language and play nicely."
Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed
playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard
her son say,"All passengers who are disembarking the train,
please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank
you for travelling with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant
one." She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just
boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your
seat. Remember that there is no smoking on the train. We hope you
will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."
As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you
who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the
Cunt in the kitchen."
:D :D :D

Sorry P-man, but I don't really get it??? :huh:

p-man.....:silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2:

damien....:spit: :spit: :spit: :spit:

Originally posted by taranaki
p-man.....:silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2:

damien....:spit: :spit: :spit: :spit:

Haven't I been harassed enough tonight!?!:cry::cry::cry:

I guess I only bring it upon myself....:(























Oh well :D

all class there Pman.

ROFL :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2:

Little Johnny must be my long-lost brother :eek: :silly2:

Trains?delayed?nah....never happens;)

its aight

nice Pman :hehehe: :lol2:

haha lol good one pman , poor little johnny now his mommy is gonna beat him:D

p-man.....:silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2:

The Panda has heard it before!!! Still good though!!!

Originally posted by taranaki
Trains?delayed?nah....never happens;)

LOL...Of course they run to time. Have you every known our Milk Train to be late :p :p :p